Fedex delivered 9 boxes of FSM greeting/propaganda cards this morning and they look good. I have never seen so much propaganda in one place.
Here are some close-up pictures:
Front: 
Back: 
Maybe 1/4 of the first printing has been sold, and they’re going quick – so if you want some, buy them asap. Order FSM cards HERE.
hey, at least we’re not the ones who murder and consider it to be divinely justified. more people have died throughout history due to religious faith than the atrocities of Hitler, Mao and Stalin combined.
@ Homo narrans
and even Hitler was driven by his own twisted sense of religion in his atrocities.
Has anyone thought about introducing FSM holidays, everyone else has them and it would give us an excuse to bunk off,i mean pray to the noodly one
RAmen
We do have holidays, many of them in fact. Every Friday is a holiday.
I can’t wait to see mine in my mailbox.
Excellent i havent worked on fridays for years, i must have subconciously seen the light, or is that linguini
case anyone didn’t notice im new to these waters, any one mind if im ships cat? i cant catch rats for moral reasons but i’ll gladly eat any spilt pasta.
p.s i dont scent mark very often
Pirates love cats! At least, I’m a pirate and I like cats. I’d love to adopt you little plunderer of rodents.
On another note, if a prophet of the FSM told me to buy these cards, then the FSM must want me to also. Must resist urge to… blindly obey…