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fsm animation

Published November 7th, 2006 by Bobby Henderson

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  1. Marcus Marinara says:

    Tesla, I would love to hear more about your cousin’s religion. Please tell!

  2. lunchlady says:

    Tesla, your spelling and grammar leave a lot to be desired; are you sure you are older than your 7 year old cousin?
    If you have proof that your god exists, and loves, us, please present such proof in an intelligent and articulate manner. Do not quote the Bible, because that’s not proof, it’s merely a fallible piece of literature. Do you have a video of god? A photograph? Charts and graphs? We have all these things, plus pasta.
    RAmen

  3. Rabbit says:

    At least she apologised, and she didn’t start yelling insults. I’m assuming Tesla’s a girls name, the conversions probably work better face to face though, get a little tear in the corner of your eye, like it really upsets you to think of someone not knowing the joys of religion etc. tell them all they have to do is repent, and most people will at least pretend to take all that bull to heart.
    Any religion I’ve heard of has put a lot of stress on the goodness of empathy, ignoring the most obvious hypocrisies in that, they all say lying is evil. To lie believably, you have to have some idea of how someone else is feeling and the way they’ll most likely react, this is empathy. that is also the afore mentioned conversion technique. Nice not to need one.

  4. One Eyed Jack says:

    Tesla,
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    You write, “god is real and that he loves you a lot”.
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    Well of course He is and of course He does! Nobody is arguing that. We just happen to believe that god takes the form of the FSM.
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    “Please think of how rediculas it sounds to worship a fms”
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    If you believe in the god of Abraham, then you must believe that he is omnipotent. The Bible teaches us this. Why is it so hard to believe that He might take the form of a Flying Spaghetti Monster?
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    I know. It sounds silly, doesn’t it? Almost as silly as god taking the form of a burning bush, a pillar of fire, a pillar of clouds, a ghost, a great wind, or invisible hand. If god decided to take the form of a Flying Spaghetti Monster, do you think it would be beyond his power to do so? Who are you to say he didn’t do exactly that? Do you pretend to know god’s mind?
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    OEJ

  5. jesus christ says:

    my honest opinion
    if you believe the earth is 6000 years old, then you deserve to be laughed at. come on, real technology proves the earth is extremely old. and who said evolution was a political agenda by the democrats. i’m a moderate, and have to say this a way for the republicans to once again attack science (the republicans suck huge dick). though i don’t think the democrats are any better than the republicans, i can at least say that at this point the republicans are the party of dumbasses.
    Ramen.

  6. Othar says:

    VIVA EL DIOS ESPAGUETI MONSTRUO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

  7. Questioner says:

    Ramen Othar Ramen.
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    It is nice to see that the movement is spreading from Germany and England into France. Very nIce indeed considering Frances history. NOW for the Vatican. Or mayby Spain first so the Christian capital would be surronded.
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    As for our beleiver here, props to you for holding faith.
    Mine has long been erased.
    God loves the ltittle children
    All the children?
    All the starving children
    But apparently he was taking a nap
    When calcium deprived bones snap
    lets go into the past
    Europe follow the black Plagues reoccuring path.
    How many people died how many infants satrved
    because thier parents contarcted the fatel disease
    This world is huge
    And most of it is confused
    One mustnt lok far Look in your on hometown
    A drug adicts
    Haunted child
    Ask god in your prayer
    s where are you at
    are you gone
    so when are you coming back.
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    Excuse me while i go hurl.

  8. jesus christ says:

    poof

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