As the Gospel says, all contradictions in doctrine is put in by the FSM to test your faith. If you are having a crisis of faith, drink of the sarced grag and you will feel better.
blasphemers! these earthly depictions of his divine noodly self are an insult to the holiness of our beliefs. they are also making me hungry. in some religions, god is a wine and cheese without the cheese. the divine spagetti monster is a whole meal. i bow before his protein and carbo-laden magnificence. i think i feel better about the profane depiction of his sacred self now.
Long time atheist, relatively new follower of the Word of FSM. I have been touched by his noodly appendage!
I love the sound effects
Perhaps the beer volcano and stripper factory will show up in part II.
This is a great video, although its not historically accurate, the FSM made Firmament, got drunk, then sobered up and made Land. Upon realizing that he had made 2 forms of Earth, he rose the much cooler Firmament up to heaven! Firmament, featuring the stripper factory and beer volcano is much much cooler than stupid land!
i have a question what kind of beer does fsm drink?
Wow… very Monty Python-esque… I wonder… had the MP crew known of the magnifcance that is the FSM, what would our world been like today?
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