All of ya’ll who believe this queer ass religion are just a bunch of fucking nerds who have nothing better to do then just make up ridiculous shitty ass crap like this. Along with that fact, anyone who believes this stupid religion has a drinking problem, all of ya’ll drink douche water.
-someone
@moochie and Beastly Rich
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That’s an excellently written spoof article. If you close your eyes and read it – well, then you’re very special, in fact, but whatever: it reads just like genuine ID and creationist stuff I’ve seen. Very good indeed.
So many good quotes in that article.
RAmen
who is the bigger nerd? The ones who “have nothing better to do then just make up ridiculous shitty ass crap like this”, or the ones who don’t like it, but still want to spend time on their site, just throwing around single syllable insults? RAmen dude
Hey, As a commie-pinko-slacker-Christian, I’d like to point out that not ALL christians are haters, revilers or even diety-worshipers (Quakers, for example, don’t have to believe in the resurrection or even God).
So, in the interest of fairness, how about labeling foul-mouthed religious idiots something like – oh, I don’t know – “idiots” instead of “Christians”?
Besides, Jesus was pretty cool. He loved calling wear-it-on-your-sleeve fundementalists “hypocrytes.” And that temper tantrum in the temple??? Wow. I’ve never had the nerve to go into a church and tear up the Jim Bakers and Ted Haggards who always seem to be fleecing the faithful. I’m proud to claim him as my Favortie Political Philosopher (though I don’t think W. would get the irony, being, as he is, an IDIOT).
PS sorry for all the commas, it’s just my way.
this shit is so fucking gay it’s fuking funny!!!!=) I mean wtf!!!! This fucking shit is so stupied peaple who cant get laid have to make there own reiligean.This prouves my theory….. So who ever thought of this you need to get a prostitout!!!!!=0 Oooo! and this crap is fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking gay even more so the sientoligy!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry tom.
@flood killer
Nice try at the hate mail. Thanks anyway :)
Thanks, flood killer. Please come back after you have grown body hair.
Anyone know where you can get a prostitout. Are they in the food section of the supermarket or the hardware department? Chemist maybe?