All of ya’ll who believe this queer ass religion

Published November 1st, 2006 by Bobby Henderson

All of ya’ll who believe this queer ass religion are just a bunch of fucking nerds who have nothing better to do then just make up ridiculous shitty ass crap like this. Along with that fact, anyone who believes this stupid religion has a drinking problem, all of ya’ll drink douche water.

-someone



287 Responses to “All of ya’ll who believe this queer ass religion”

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  1. Rodger the cabin boy says:

    ‘They seem to breed like rabbits theses days.’
    Don’t you mean like catholics.

  2. Wench Nikkiee says:

    @Paladinius Dec 4th, 2006 at 2:50 pm
    ‘ this so called “religon”…’
    I know you meant religion there, so could you define what a religion is?
    I believe you’ll find that pastafarianism meets all the requirements.
    I’m sure if we had a religious tax status, others may not use adjectives like “so called”.
    If you could point out what our religion needs, so as to be considered a ‘real religion’ this pastafarian would be much obliged.
    RAmen

  3. Wench Nikkiee says:

    Could it be that we don’t damn others to a ‘hell’?
    Yes that could be why we are not considered a ‘real’ religion.

  4. Rodger the cabin boy says:

    Yes we need more damnation i think we should start with Paladinius.

  5. 13 says:

    All of ya’ll who follow that queer ass religion are just a bunch of fucking nerds who have nothing better to do then preach beleifs set forth by men trying to emulate another man 2000 years ago. Along with that fact, anyone who preaches this stupid religion touches small boys, all of ya’ll drink flesh and blood!

  6. 13 says:

    Yes the evil people should become the strippers, beer brewers, pasta makers, grain, tomatoe, meat, and dairy farmers, cheese grinders, Pasta shapers, and cooks.

  7. 13 says:

    They should also become lactose, wheat, grape, hops, sex, and meatball intolerant.

  8. moochie says:

    @Beastly Rich: “Gravity is a heretical theory! Look http://www.bringyou.to/apologetics/p67.htm
    -
    Thank you! That is a masterpiece of humorous writing and very clever too. It sucks you right in at the beginning .. it wasn’t until I got half-way through that the penny dropped. I’d love to know if any fundies took the ‘theory’ at face value. Actually, I think I’m going to have a bit of a hunt around .. pure gold.

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