All of ya’ll who believe this queer ass religion

Published November 1st, 2006 by Bobby Henderson

All of ya’ll who believe this queer ass religion are just a bunch of fucking nerds who have nothing better to do then just make up ridiculous shitty ass crap like this. Along with that fact, anyone who believes this stupid religion has a drinking problem, all of ya’ll drink douche water.

-someone



287 Responses to “All of ya’ll who believe this queer ass religion”

  1. Fr. Corpus Callosum says:

    Double Douche,
    That’s too funny! I almost blew coke out my nose (the drink, not the drug or the coal-tar stuff).

  2. PastaServer134 says:

    Dear Dave Smith,
    Please do not destroy Harry Potter by getting those writings turned into a religion. Harry Potter has done more for the advancement of reading in the schools than anything else in modern history. We already have a religious backlash trying to get HP out of the schools here in the USA, so please do not help them.

  3. J says:

    I know it’s just my thesp gene at work, but these mails are more and more getting this famous old quote ringing in my ears:
    .
    ………………………………’It is a tale
    Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
    Signifying nothing.’
    ……………………..(Macbeth, V.v.26-8)
    .
    ‘Did Macbeth receive idiotic godist hatemail? And was he a pirate? Discuss’

  4. Davey Jones' Slacker says:

    @J:
    In answer to your question:
    a) No
    b) Yes
    c) but not necessarily in that order
    e) what happened to d)?
    d) ah, there it is

  5. pastaman says:

    not douche water, but grog.

  6. J says:

    Davey, you’ve mislead us. You were an English (or possibly Philosophy) student, weren’t you?

  7. ljm says:

    Someone remind me: I’ve forgotten the bit in the bible where the sweet baby Jesus spaketh thus to his apostles:

    Jesus: “Lo! Ye shall go forth and smite fucking nerds who make up shitty ass crap!”
    Paul: “Er, lord, are we not to be meek and forgiving even as the lion lies down with the lamb and eateth it not…”
    Jesus: “Shut it douche bag I make the rules.”

    Sounds more like South Park to me. Without the humour.

  8. haha says:

    word. nuff said man speaks volumes

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