Comments on: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Holiday Pageant http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/30/holiday-pageant/ Sat, 20 Mar 2010 06:34:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: One-Eyed Butt the Pirate http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/30/holiday-pageant/#comment-322530 One-Eyed Butt the Pirate Fri, 29 Feb 2008 06:45:07 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/30/holiday-pageant.htm#comment-322530 I have been looking for His Noodly Holiness for all of my life. Sorry if I didn't know about it until 3 weeks ago. Please protect me from those insane and most unholy CULTS like the Christians and Scientologists. RAmen I have been looking for His Noodly Holiness for all of my life. Sorry if I didn’t know about it until 3 weeks ago. Please protect me from those insane and most unholy CULTS like the Christians and Scientologists.

RAmen

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]]> By: bob the fan http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/30/holiday-pageant/#comment-235760 bob the fan Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:39:37 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/30/holiday-pageant.htm#comment-235760 hello, i like cheese. hello, i like cheese.

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]]> By: Peter Popoff http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/30/holiday-pageant/#comment-200616 Peter Popoff Fri, 05 Oct 2007 19:54:04 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/30/holiday-pageant.htm#comment-200616 I think it is. Most strip clubs do have a Festivus Pole for some reason. I think it is.
Most strip clubs do have a Festivus Pole for some reason.

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]]> By: Weet Barley http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/30/holiday-pageant/#comment-200607 Weet Barley Fri, 05 Oct 2007 19:33:00 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/30/holiday-pageant.htm#comment-200607 I wonder, could Festivus be a Pastafarian holiday? I wonder, could Festivus be a Pastafarian holiday?

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]]> By: Me http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/30/holiday-pageant/#comment-200580 Me Fri, 05 Oct 2007 18:14:27 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/30/holiday-pageant.htm#comment-200580 can we capture our own island and make it into a little Jerusalem? Then have daily spaghetti monster sightings? can we capture our own island and make it into a little Jerusalem? Then have daily spaghetti monster sightings?

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]]> By: Victor http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/30/holiday-pageant/#comment-115323 Victor Thu, 10 May 2007 18:02:49 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/30/holiday-pageant.htm#comment-115323 hi i read about the money stamps and its a must have. if they havent been made yet they should. I think ever pastafarian needs one. I wouldnt call them money stamps tho since i think defacing money is illegal. but plz let me know if they are made i want one! hi i read about the money stamps and its a must have. if they havent been made yet they should. I think ever pastafarian needs one. I wouldnt call them money stamps tho since i think defacing money is illegal. but plz let me know if they are made i want one!

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]]> By: Jingles http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/30/holiday-pageant/#comment-28135 Jingles Sun, 17 Dec 2006 04:58:57 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/30/holiday-pageant.htm#comment-28135 "So, what’s the CoFSM stance on “jingling all the way”?" . Sounds good to me! “So, what’s the CoFSM stance on “jingling all the way”?”
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Sounds good to me!

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]]> By: Jimbo Jones http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/30/holiday-pageant/#comment-28125 Jimbo Jones Sun, 17 Dec 2006 04:16:43 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/30/holiday-pageant.htm#comment-28125 oh oooooooooo i jackud ofz inz muh eyz me amz reutrted durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr FSM douz notz eckisk i know i surved wish him izn Nam oh oooooooooo i jackud ofz inz
muh eyz me amz reutrted durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

FSM douz notz eckisk

i know i surved wish him izn Nam

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]]> By: Sporktacus http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/30/holiday-pageant/#comment-28009 Sporktacus Sat, 16 Dec 2006 20:46:06 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/30/holiday-pageant.htm#comment-28009 So, what's the CoFSM stance on "jingling all the way"? So, what’s the CoFSM stance on “jingling all the way”?

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]]> By: One Eyed Jack http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/30/holiday-pageant/#comment-27516 One Eyed Jack Fri, 15 Dec 2006 19:56:24 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/30/holiday-pageant.htm#comment-27516 Archbishop, . Take your heretical views and be gone! . I see through you like, like, like something that's really clear and stuff. You can take your false beliefs and go rot with those fetuccini alfredo loving ninjas at the Reformed CoFSM! We have no need of your type here! . The CoFSM, like any good religion, is only for serious, devout, and blind followers! . Good day! I said good day! . OEJ, Ship's Navigator Archbishop,
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Take your heretical views and be gone!
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I see through you like, like, like something that’s really clear and stuff. You can take your false beliefs and go rot with those fetuccini alfredo loving ninjas at the Reformed CoFSM! We have no need of your type here!
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The CoFSM, like any good religion, is only for serious, devout, and blind followers!
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Good day! I said good day!
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OEJ, Ship’s Navigator

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]]> By: Deckhand 014 http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/30/holiday-pageant/#comment-27511 Deckhand 014 Fri, 15 Dec 2006 19:48:07 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/30/holiday-pageant.htm#comment-27511 To Archbishop Tagliatelle: "I fear a theological schism in this great church" Ye know ye can go to most clinics and have that lanced, don't ye? To Archbishop Tagliatelle:
“I fear a theological schism in this great church”
Ye know ye can go to most clinics and have that lanced, don’t ye?

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]]> By: Archbishop Tagliatelle http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/30/holiday-pageant/#comment-26086 Archbishop Tagliatelle Tue, 12 Dec 2006 15:04:08 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/30/holiday-pageant.htm#comment-26086 Dear Mr Henderson, I fear a theological schism in this great church. Currently, most known human representations, including your heinous misrepresentation, of the Flying Spaghetti Monster depict two meatballs in the jowls of His Holy Spaghettiness (Pasta-al Akbar!), suggesting a Bolognaise type sauce. This amounts to false idolatry. We, the true believers, only accept the true word of Pasta, namely that the Flying Spaghetti Monster (Pasta-al Akbar!) is in fact coated with carbonara sauce, and not this preposterous meatball sauce that you depict. I must therefore command in the name of our Lord Flying Spaghetti Monster (Pasta-al Akbar!) that you DECEASE! STOP THIS BLASPHEMY! END THE MEATBALL HEGEMONY! THE END OF THE WORLD IS NIGH! THE TRUE CARBONARA (Pasta-al Akbar!) WILL WAIT IN JUDGMENT FOR YOU ALL! CONFESS TO YOUR SINS AND CORRECT YOUR SAUCE, OR FACE THE WRATH OF HIS NOODLY APPENDAGE! Yours sincerely Archbishop Tagliatelle The Church of Carbonara’s Witnesses Dear Mr Henderson,

I fear a theological schism in this great church. Currently, most known human representations, including your heinous misrepresentation, of the Flying Spaghetti Monster depict two meatballs in the jowls of His Holy Spaghettiness (Pasta-al Akbar!), suggesting a Bolognaise type sauce.

This amounts to false idolatry. We, the true believers, only accept the true word of Pasta, namely that the Flying Spaghetti Monster (Pasta-al Akbar!) is in fact coated with carbonara sauce, and not this preposterous meatball sauce that you depict.

I must therefore command in the name of our Lord Flying Spaghetti Monster (Pasta-al Akbar!) that you DECEASE! STOP THIS BLASPHEMY! END THE MEATBALL HEGEMONY!

THE END OF THE WORLD IS NIGH! THE TRUE CARBONARA (Pasta-al Akbar!) WILL WAIT IN JUDGMENT FOR YOU ALL! CONFESS TO YOUR SINS AND CORRECT YOUR SAUCE, OR FACE THE WRATH OF HIS NOODLY APPENDAGE!

Yours sincerely

Archbishop Tagliatelle
The Church of Carbonara’s Witnesses

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]]> By: Jingles http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/30/holiday-pageant/#comment-25960 Jingles Tue, 12 Dec 2006 03:57:10 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/30/holiday-pageant.htm#comment-25960 Psst! Take her advice! She's been there! Psst! Take her advice! She’s been there!

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]]> By: Wench Nikkiee http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/30/holiday-pageant/#comment-25949 Wench Nikkiee Tue, 12 Dec 2006 02:35:50 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/30/holiday-pageant.htm#comment-25949 iLOVEpasta! Dec 11th, 2006 at 7:23 pm 'I think that His heven is a little discriminitory towards some because believe it or not not all are enthraled with beer and stripers.' The beer and the stripers, as well as the strippers are just the most popular selling points with most people. Pastafarian Heaven is just cool all round. RAmen iLOVEpasta! Dec 11th, 2006 at 7:23 pm
‘I think that His heven is a little discriminitory towards some because believe it or not not all are enthraled with beer and stripers.’
The beer and the stripers, as well as the strippers are just the most popular selling points with most people. Pastafarian Heaven is just cool all round.
RAmen

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]]> By: iLOVEpasta! http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/30/holiday-pageant/#comment-25944 iLOVEpasta! Tue, 12 Dec 2006 02:23:28 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/30/holiday-pageant.htm#comment-25944 I think that His heven is a little discriminitory towards some because believe it or not not all are enthraled with beer and stripers. I think that His heven is a little discriminitory towards some because believe it or not not all are enthraled with beer and stripers.

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]]> By: daqq http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/30/holiday-pageant/#comment-25842 daqq Mon, 11 Dec 2006 22:34:47 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/30/holiday-pageant.htm#comment-25842 Arghhh... Arghhh…

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]]> By: Parmesan the Greated http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/30/holiday-pageant/#comment-25055 Parmesan the Greated Sat, 09 Dec 2006 10:20:21 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/30/holiday-pageant.htm#comment-25055 just one more time!!! just one more time!!!

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]]> By: Parmesan the Greated http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/30/holiday-pageant/#comment-25054 Parmesan the Greated Sat, 09 Dec 2006 10:19:40 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/30/holiday-pageant.htm#comment-25054 so is being redundant AND repeating yourself, plus saying the same thing over and over and over again and again so is being redundant AND repeating yourself,
plus saying the same thing over and over
and over
again
and again

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]]> By: Trey http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/30/holiday-pageant/#comment-24657 Trey Fri, 08 Dec 2006 19:52:05 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/30/holiday-pageant.htm#comment-24657 oh my....this is even more stupid than the money stamp oh my….this is even more stupid than the money stamp

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]]> By: Trey http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/30/holiday-pageant/#comment-24658 Trey Fri, 08 Dec 2006 19:52:05 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/30/holiday-pageant.htm#comment-24658 oh my....this is even more stupid than the money stamp oh my….this is even more stupid than the money stamp

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