The Flying Spaghetti Monster Holiday Pageant

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The Hunger Artists Theatre Company in Fullerton, California, is putting on the first ever Flying Spaghetti Monster Holiday Pageant this year, December 1 – 17, 2006.

An original comedy, just in time for Christmas, that celebrates the twisted and hilarious history of the new religious phenomenon, Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.

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More details are available at the Hunger Artists website here. You can reserve your tickets online.

The trailer:

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70 Responses to “The Flying Spaghetti Monster Holiday Pageant”

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  1. 51 - Trey - Dec 8th, 2006

    oh my….this is even more stupid than the money stamp

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  2. 52 - Trey - Dec 8th, 2006

    oh my….this is even more stupid than the money stamp

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  3. 53 - Parmesan the Greated - Dec 9th, 2006

    so is being redundant AND repeating yourself,
    plus saying the same thing over and over
    and over
    again
    and again

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  4. 54 - Parmesan the Greated - Dec 9th, 2006

    just one more time!!!

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  5. 55 - daqq - Dec 11th, 2006

    Arghhh…

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  6. 56 - iLOVEpasta! - Dec 11th, 2006

    I think that His heven is a little discriminitory towards some because believe it or not not all are enthraled with beer and stripers.

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  7. 57 - Wench Nikkiee - Dec 11th, 2006

    iLOVEpasta! Dec 11th, 2006 at 7:23 pm
    ‘I think that His heven is a little discriminitory towards some because believe it or not not all are enthraled with beer and stripers.’
    The beer and the stripers, as well as the strippers are just the most popular selling points with most people. Pastafarian Heaven is just cool all round.
    RAmen

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  8. 58 - Jingles - Dec 11th, 2006

    Psst! Take her advice! She’s been there!

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  9. 59 - Archbishop Tagliatelle - Dec 12th, 2006

    Dear Mr Henderson,

    I fear a theological schism in this great church. Currently, most known human representations, including your heinous misrepresentation, of the Flying Spaghetti Monster depict two meatballs in the jowls of His Holy Spaghettiness (Pasta-al Akbar!), suggesting a Bolognaise type sauce.

    This amounts to false idolatry. We, the true believers, only accept the true word of Pasta, namely that the Flying Spaghetti Monster (Pasta-al Akbar!) is in fact coated with carbonara sauce, and not this preposterous meatball sauce that you depict.

    I must therefore command in the name of our Lord Flying Spaghetti Monster (Pasta-al Akbar!) that you DECEASE! STOP THIS BLASPHEMY! END THE MEATBALL HEGEMONY!

    THE END OF THE WORLD IS NIGH! THE TRUE CARBONARA (Pasta-al Akbar!) WILL WAIT IN JUDGMENT FOR YOU ALL! CONFESS TO YOUR SINS AND CORRECT YOUR SAUCE, OR FACE THE WRATH OF HIS NOODLY APPENDAGE!

    Yours sincerely

    Archbishop Tagliatelle
    The Church of Carbonara’s Witnesses

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  10. 60 - Deckhand 014 - Dec 15th, 2006

    To Archbishop Tagliatelle:
    “I fear a theological schism in this great church”
    Ye know ye can go to most clinics and have that lanced, don’t ye?

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  11. 61 - One Eyed Jack - Dec 15th, 2006

    Archbishop,
    .
    Take your heretical views and be gone!
    .
    I see through you like, like, like something that’s really clear and stuff. You can take your false beliefs and go rot with those fetuccini alfredo loving ninjas at the Reformed CoFSM! We have no need of your type here!
    .
    The CoFSM, like any good religion, is only for serious, devout, and blind followers!
    .
    Good day! I said good day!
    .
    OEJ, Ship’s Navigator

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  12. 62 - Sporktacus - Dec 16th, 2006

    So, what’s the CoFSM stance on “jingling all the way”?

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  13. 63 - Jimbo Jones - Dec 16th, 2006

    oh oooooooooo i jackud ofz inz
    muh eyz me amz reutrted durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    FSM douz notz eckisk

    i know i surved wish him izn Nam

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  14. 64 - Jingles - Dec 16th, 2006

    “So, what’s the CoFSM stance on “jingling all the way”?”
    .
    Sounds good to me!

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  15. 65 - Victor - May 10th, 2007

    hi i read about the money stamps and its a must have. if they havent been made yet they should. I think ever pastafarian needs one. I wouldnt call them money stamps tho since i think defacing money is illegal. but plz let me know if they are made i want one!

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  16. 66 - Me - Oct 5th, 2007

    can we capture our own island and make it into a little Jerusalem? Then have daily spaghetti monster sightings?

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  17. 67 - Weet Barley - Oct 5th, 2007

    I wonder, could Festivus be a Pastafarian holiday?

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  18. 68 - Peter Popoff - Oct 5th, 2007

    I think it is.
    Most strip clubs do have a Festivus Pole for some reason.

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  19. 69 - bob the fan - Nov 15th, 2007

    hello, i like cheese.

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  20. 70 - One-Eyed Butt the Pirate - Feb 28th, 2008

    I have been looking for His Noodly Holiness for all of my life. Sorry if I didn’t know about it until 3 weeks ago. Please protect me from those insane and most unholy CULTS like the Christians and Scientologists.

    RAmen

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American




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