Right, you are some geek sitting up in your one bedroomed appartment thinking of ways to get kicks out of life. Now u have captured my best mate and i wont stop until FSM is expossed as the shabby, bare walled, well conducted piece of rubbish that it is.
I mean a flying spaghetti monster? i think you need to see a pyshologist mate. you have serious problems.
by the way, have you stopped to consider the effects your little game will cause?
i think you have just split up me and my friend. oh yeh i wanna say thanks, thanks for ruining my life.
-rebecca
As nautical navigators in an ocean of bewilderment, bring enlightenment and pasta to those adrift on currents of superstitious nonsense methinks perhaps we are the Physhologists?
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Physh – (pronounced fish.. d’ya get it?.. wait i’ve got another, my dogs got no nose…..)
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And i like the phrase “a shrink that drinks…”
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do they wink aswell?
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Good to see you back Spider.
RAmen
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@Davey Jones’ Hacker Dec 5th, 2006 at 2:05 pm
“I’m nowhere near up to speed either, Spider. Does anyone have the faintest fucking idea as to what the flying fucking fuck of a fucking thing a fucking “pyshologist†is meant to be? For fuck’s fucking sake!”
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I think it is a wrong spelling Davey. Maybe the poster meant a silogist? Those people that study, like wheat silos and stuff? Maybe?
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FSM is incredible!
Let’s think about this:
Christianity has a widely accepted, unseen, force that created everything.
FSM has a widely accepted, unseen, force that created everything.
Christianity has a bible that was written by god.
FSM has a bible that was written by god.
Christianity has a faith.
FSM has a faith.
People claim to have been touched by the christian god.
People claim to have been touched the the FSM god.
And plenty more…
So, if christianity is true than so must FSM be true. If FSM is false, then so too must christianity be false.
This is a genius satire and it’s funny to read comments from all the christians who get offended by it. Maybe I get offended by christianity?
The fools.
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@Soldier of the Sauce:
it may trouble you to know that christianity and FSMism are not mutually exclusive, but it has been determined which deity is the better! check out the FSM vs God thread in the News section.
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Man….I wasnt not here to knock you’re guys “faith” or anything….a friend of mine told me about this…..
….and now I will knock it…..
I just wanted to say that Im all up for freedom of religion, but if there’s one thing I cannot stand, it’s idiots…..I’ve talked to the Pastafarian population at my school and at my sisters college, and all of them say the same thing…”Im atheist, Im bored, and it’s fun”…..anyone who thinks that this is actually the TRUTH just has to completely ignore the laws of life as we know it…..and I know, I know, maybe I haven’t been molested by his “noodly appendage”….but if it means converting to a “religion” that was based on a political joke, then count me out……
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J,
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It’s good to see that you cannot stand idiots. You may find this hard to believe, but this religion was founded because one little boy also hated idiots. You see, J, there are lots of idiots out there, and sometimes not only is it hard to decide which idiots to hate, sometimes it is also hard to see who are idiots, especially if you are not too bright to begin with.
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So, J, perhaps you might like to take a step back and first try to pick out the idiots, and then decide which ones you can stand the least. I doubt it will help, but if by chance it does, it would not be the first miracle His Noodliness has performed.
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Everybody knows that the FSM created god after the made the trees and the mountains, but before he made the midgit.
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The FSM made god and so he is greater than god. Duh!
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Hmmm sounds like we have another J.
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This does not sound like the well written, often long winded, and highly skilled debater we all know and respect.
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A christian plot to discredit him maybe?
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So to the fake J, I say VAMOOSE
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Or at least change your name.
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@Jingles:
I agree. It’s a sad and shabby impersonation indeed.
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@ Spider – I’ve wondered what became of you. I’m glad to have you back too. What the hell is up with that Sodom story? Is that really in the Bible? Cheese and Rice! I’m dumbfounded by the sheer lunacy displayed by anybody who would a)believe that story literally, and b) give a rat’s ass about it.
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“@Soldier of the Sauce:
it may trouble you to know that christianity and FSMism are not mutually exclusive, but it has been determined which deity is the better! check out the FSM vs God thread in the News section.”
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Correct you are. However, I was making note of the more obvious points; those things that have common ground. We have to go easy on christians, they’re obviously not the brightest. We can’t overwhelm them with such a large amount of information at once. They have to crawl before they can fly with the FSM.
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Somehow I get the impression that this is fabricated. I mean, can anyone be that much of an idiot? It’s a question that gives me pause…
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Rebecca, i think u have made the right decision! you should always have friends that have the same beliefs as you! it is important and i think that this whole fsm think is stupid! and that anyone would be in serious need of metal help if they actually believe any of this! And i personally will be praying for all of those who do believe in “the monster”!
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@Meg, a couple of things.
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“you should always have friends that have the same beliefs as you”
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No, that should never happen. When it does, you get slavery, racism, oppression of women, xenophobia, societal and technological stagnation, the list goes on.
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Also, please… I ask this with all my heart, PLEASE don’t pray for me.
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It’s highly offensive to me. If you want to do something for me, please don’t waste your time with self reflection (for at best, that’s all prayer really is) but rather read some texts by Richard Dawkins or Carl Sagan.
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Study philosophical arguments against Christianity.
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See the atrocieties that have been committed in its name.
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Then, ask yourself what is stupider;
a) A religion that has a 200 year long history of violence and bloodshed, perverted morals and despicable commandments?
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or b) A religion that asks only that you learn to think for yourself, enjoy life and have a good laugh.
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I know which one I would choose every single time.
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2000 not 200
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Brilliantly put, Jingles.
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Hear this man, Meg. It might just change your life for the better.
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(BTW – where can I get some metal help? Do I need an Iron Maiden tee shirt or can anyone with tough eardrums show up?)
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Now we all need metal help, what next? I’m not up on Metal, but I’m sure one of the other pastafarians may have a suggestion.
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Metal help? Like an aluminum foil helmet?
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Oh, btw, I’ve just noticed the exchange between J (Dec 6th, 2006 at 6:42 pm) and Scott K (Dec 6th, 2006 at 6:58 pm). That J ain’t me. Not that there’s any way you should know (or care) who I (or s/he) am (is).
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If it helps, I reckon Scott was making a good point, though I do find it good for the soul to think of a lot of ‘idiots’ as intelligent but unfortunate victims.
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(I’m off to hide, again.)
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Ahh..Iron Maiden…yes of course…I see what Meg means now.
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@One Oared Marc Dec 7th, 2006 at 7:05 pm
‘Metal help? Like an aluminum foil helmet?’
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It is quite possible Meg was suggesting something of that nature. Maybe Meg will return and clarify.
RAmen
@J Hi J….Bye J….Holiday
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I used to roadie for a smalltime local heavy metal band and we referred to ourselves as the “metal ward”. Never quite made it to the aluminum foil helmet department, though.
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Perhaps we should have metal sea shanties as hymns….
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“Whiskey in the Jar” — the Metallica version? Which is actually adapted from the Thin Lizzy version. But a lurvely metal shanty just the same.
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As a point of most relevant (and reverent) interest, I wish to point out that the blessed St John of Petrucci himself doth refer to the art of guitar soloing as “noodling” (source: G3 Live in Tokyo .. soundcheck commentary). Those familiar with this most holy of works will testify that the holy trinity of Vai, Satriani and Petrucci transcend this mortal plane as they crank it up big time.
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@Moochie
Seen two out three live, not had chance to see Satriani. Saw Vai twice when he was still with David Lee Roth. Only seen Dream Theater once, but stunning and very silly in places. Exactly what Bart Simpson was doing running around the back of the stage was never explained.
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“All I wanna do is eat your brains…”
Okay so it’s not a sea shanty or a guitar noodling but it’s bloody hilarious! Enjoy!
http://scienceblogs.com/mixingmemory/2006/12/re_your_brains.php
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@MJK: awesome song! Love the line “I’m not a bastard, Tom .. well, technically I am”.
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@Jon E: Satriani is only worth seeing live if you can get there early and be at the front. He’s pretty static, hardly speaks to the audience, plays all the solos flawlessly and the silly hats and shades really distance him from the crowd. But if you are close enough to see his fingers fly .. that really is something! A few years back I managed to get front and centre .. halfway through the gig he grabbed a chair and sat at the edge of the stage, not more than 4 feet away from me, and played a 10 minute medley of his more outrageous pieces .. double tapping and all that. A cherished memory.
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quote
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i think you need to see a pyshologist mate. you have serious problems.
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eye tink yew need two sea a spellogist mate.
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how freaky
his Noodieness touches us all
I was just listening to dream theater
Ramen
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you guys should listen to buckethead( which I’m listening to now)
be back in a few
hours that is
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Every time a fundamentalist Christian gets their panties in a wad over His Noodly Appendage, my own appendage gets so hard I sometimes completely fill a Dixie cup just with my pre-ejaculate.
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@N-Light: A little al dente for you?
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rebecca. if you and your friend were really pathetic enough to ruin your friendship over this than both of you need to walk into oncoming traffic. and if your life is ruined because you lost a friend then you must only have one friend, whereas the man you talking shit about has at least onehundred people bashing everyone who writes him hatemail.
go die
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what your friend and you split up because you dont like this you are a complete idiot to even think this thing was even taken seriously to begin with people are just joing up to say that “intelligent design” is bull and that we should believe what we want to believe so you are saying really if we dont believe what you want us to believe were all going to hell and not ever going to heaven wow you are just needing to SLIT YOUR WRISTS!!! ok yeah im glad i got that point across and seriously i believe this is a joke and i dont care what people believe i just believe that we go somewhere after we die eh seriously just let people live their lives and get over yourself!
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To Rebecca,
Maybe your friend is the one who needs to see a “pyshologist”. The fact that your friend has turned to atheism because of the FSM means that she/he probably didn’t have strong convictions in the first place. People who can be swayed at the drop of a hat are those who are more likely to be searching for an alternative. Don’t blame these guys. Look at issues more close to home.
BB
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@ hahalovethis, Damn!
That was the longest sentence I have every read! Damn!
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@people posting about music
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i know it’s a little off the time schedule, but i have to say dream theater is a really cool band. i mean i know its not a band that i would play in front of a girl, but who can doubt that mike portnoy, john petrucci, john myung, jordan rudess, and james labrie are all really cool and talented musicians. i did see them live before at radio city music hall. the concert was ok, but it was cool to see them live. i like lots of music from lostprophets, story of the year, seether, and many others.
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does anybody here like Rush. No offense taken if you say you don’t like them. music is something that everyone should critique on. Neil Peart is one of the best drummers (perhaps best) drummer ever!
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I like Rush, well enough.
They’re as old as I am! heh heh, Not being their biggest fan, I haven’t heard anything of there’s in a few years now? But they used to rock! Maples and Oaks and all.
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Interesting analysis. Now let me tell you the truth. Pastafarianism is supported by good natured people with a good sense of humor. If this splits up your friendship, then it probably was good for your friend because obviously you have no sense of humor, and are too easily offended. Please, YOU go get a life, because your tolerance level is blatantly way too low.
Before you make yourself look like an idiot, actually put some thought into what you’re saying, don’t just throw some shit together.
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to rebecca/beccy/wtf you like to be called
ever thought that if your friendship was broken up by your blatant lack of a sense of humour and inability to get past your own religious ego that your friendship wasnt great, or perhaps you as a humourless amoeba didnt have the capacity to actually get past your own unrealistic religous beleifs and so criticise others.
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It is written that the people of Pasta would be hated and persecuted, but woe unto you for denying His noodles. Even now they quiver for you. Do not harden your heart to the Delicious One. Twirl Him in your mind, and feel his tasty peace decend upon you and be reconciled with your friend. Or, at the very least, develop a sense of humor.
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let us remember that she DID lose her friend. it does not suit his noodleyness’ style to insult those under emotional duress. when she has calmed down, perhaps she will see that we aren’t actually evil puce demons trying to destroy her life. though after the hate-mail replies she recieved from “us peace-loving pastafarians,” I doubt she’d touch us with a 10-foot pole. Please, fellow pastafarians, show a little compassion!
Remember the 8 “I’d really rather you didn’ts”!
RAmen
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Yes Gnocci Man. Your heart felt cry does not go unheeded! She will be welcomed by me!
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I am really enjoying the fact that so many right-wingers are trying so hard to find legit ways to debunk the FSM concept. What do ya suppose would happen if they took that same honest look at their own faith? PS- If you are one of those people that REALLY believes any of this…
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Sorry to post side-by-side, but I had an epiphany. Rebecca keeps saying, “mate.” The only people that I know that use that word are Steve Irwin (who is dead), that Dundee guy (who may as well be be), and PIRATES! She’s a closet case. Let’s all give her pity. By the by, if someone else already came to this conclusion, I’m sorry. I am honestly not interested in reading all of the posts.
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@Urkey
How is she a right winger?
We are all pirates on the inside Mate.
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