Right, you are some geek sitting up in your one bedroomed appartment thinking of ways to get kicks out of life. Now u have captured my best mate and i wont stop until FSM is expossed as the shabby, bare walled, well conducted piece of rubbish that it is.
I mean a flying spaghetti monster? i think you need to see a pyshologist mate. you have serious problems.
by the way, have you stopped to consider the effects your little game will cause?
i think you have just split up me and my friend. oh yeh i wanna say thanks, thanks for ruining my life.
-rebecca
my apartment is two-bedroomed.
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I think Rebecca has been rejected at the stripper factory. May His Noodly Appendage reach out and touch us all!
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wow, such a good friend, telling your “best mate” to fuck off because of a difference of opinion.
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a true xtian would not have their life ruined by an atheist (read pagan) website. Lost ur friend? Discover the FSM
Ramen
Tha beast
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@rebecca. Have you ever thought that your friendships might not be that strong if an IDEA or a BELIEF can destroy it. Just a thought…
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Well, Bobby, at least ‘becca didn’t acuse you of laying down in your apartment while you enjoy ruining her life. And if that’s all it took to ruin her life maybe she is the one who should seek professional help. I hope she didn’t break a nail while typing that message or things could get realy ugly.
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LONELY?
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Is it we that are complete idiots? Or you, the one who is letting their life be ruined by satire? Is it really that hard to realize that the FSM is the one and only true religion?
May the sauce be with you.
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That’s great that the fsm has touched so many lives. May we all be touched by his noodly appendage as your friend has. He just keeps getting better now, now he ruined someones life. Ramen
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Becky,
Do you really think our Faith (with it’s scientific PROOF) is having such an adverse effect on humanity as much as the other faiths (which are all shabby, bare walled, badly conducted pieces of rubbish)?
I think we should start The Pasta Inquisition.
Trial by boiling water (with a pinch of salt & teaspool of oil).
Rat
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PS Becky,
I am a geek sitting in the desert, and boy is it #@#ing hot today! As for how I get my kicks – it involves Gaffa Tape, a claw hammer & nail gun, a goat, and a Creationist!!!
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I mean a flying spaghetti monster? i think you need to see a pyshologist mate. you have serious problems.
I think it’s funny how she seems incensed by the fact that it is such a ludicrous platform for a religion. Maybe she would be less pissed if it had been Mother Teresa or Ghandi blinding her “friend w/privileges”. Time to get a new fuck-buddy, or mate, or matey, or whatever you call ‘em in the U.K. or Australia.
Bobby, please tell me you go back and bitch-up the spelling on the hate mail to make us laugh. Nobody can be that bad.
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I think somebody should learn how to spell before she attempts to insult anyone.
Why does nobody catch the satire?
RAmen.
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Hetzle – It could be, as a psych teacher pointed out, that a vast majority of people don’t mature pass adolescence. In this immature state the world is still black and white, while the rest of us, who have matured pass this point, are able to understand such abstract concepts as satire.
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Shabby and well conducted? slight contradiction
As for the effects this causes, i think it rather helpful to point out that FSMism is just as valid as any other religion. I wonder did anyone point out to Abraham the effects that his little game might have, mind you he probably would’nt of cared, he was after all a fucking psycho. And by the way do you really think that it was this site (i.e. a healthy satire) that destroyed your friendship, or you being closed minded, ignorant, arrogant and trying to blame everyone else who doesn’t follow the stupidity of your beleifs.
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@-rebecca
“Now u have captured my best mate”
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He/she is obviously a rational intelligent person while you, my dear, are not.
You are obviously looking to blame someone else for your own shortcomings, one of which is ignorance.
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that’s funny “the effects” this little game will ’cause….like what a holy war? a crusade? what exactly?
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An bible bashing evangelical cult got hold of my husband and brainwashed him into believing in an imaginary being with their religous rubbish, but you don’t see me crying all over the internet blaming everyone else, do you? Well not until now anyways!
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poor girl probably doesn’t have parmesan
Ramen
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Let us not think of this as ruining your sad little world of bad spelling and lack of comprehension of satire. We much prefer to celebrate the new found joy that your ex-mate has now found in the greatness of His noodly wisdom and loving meatballs.
RAmen.
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Sounds like an attempt to start a movement. The FSM ruins peoples love lives.
Hahaha…… Comes across as, “my friend likes the FSM more than he/she likes me.” Poor, poor child. Can’t be easy, being thrown over for flying spaghetti.
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This -must- be a parody.
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Wow! Ignorance is a wonderful thing. If you don’t want to take responsibility for something then find someone else to blame. How many examples of this do you want? How about my kids had a shit time and killed himself, therefore it must be because he plays D&D with his pals.
I have plenty of reasons for hating fundis, though I prefer to just pity them as hate takes to much energy and I can think of better things to do with my time. Though I do make an exception for the wife of my brothers pastor who barged into my home on the night my father died, with him still lying on the front room floor and tried to make converts. Far as I’m concerned that woman is totally evil, she was there claiming to be sympathetic, but was really just trying to take advantage of other peoples grief. I had to throw he out,as my brother wouldn’t do it and he didn’t want to offend her. Probably scared that Chuck Smith.
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I am sure we have heard from this same rebecca before. Tone, grammar, lower case and name are all too similar . I’ll try to remember the post/thread.
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Wow, some friend
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I can’t bring myself to hate poor rebecca here. i simply pity her. greatly.
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“thanks for ruining my life”
You’re welcome sweetie… But assuming you are a deist, you should blame your god for ruining your life, mate.
btw, I live in a two bedroomed cave
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I mean an invisible deity who lives in the sky, reads minds and punishes nonbelievers? i think you need to see a pyshologist mate. you have serious problems.
by the way, have you stopped to consider the effects your little game will cause?
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Some people won’t take responsibility for their own actions, ever. The passing of the buck onto God just shows how childish they really are. The only person who’s responsible for your life is you.
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@Jon E
“passing of the buck onto God just shows how childish they really are.”
Especially passing the buck onto a spaghetti monster god!
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At least we know ours is made up. It’s also a lot more fun.
Have you ever had to sit through a catholic wedding? My cousin got married to a catholic girl a few years ago. It was the most boring thing I’ve ever been to.
I got advised a while back that if I wanted a good time I should crash a Hindu wedding. They at least seem to have fun.
Wonder what a FSM wedding would be like. Would the Priest dress as dread pirate? What would you use instead of a ring?
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Not sure about the FSM wedding ceremony. Reguarding the catholic wedding, I can’t remember which was worse, the wedding or the funeral, though the funeral sticks in my mind.
Probably because I got drunk after the wedding.
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What would you use instead of a ring?
Spaghetti O?
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Never been to a catholic funeral, and hopefully I’ll never have to. Been to a few CoE ones that were OK. The last one I went to was actually the first Humanist Funeral I’ve been to and in a lot of ways had the most fitting lack of ceremony of any I’ve ever been to. It was tailored to fit a very unique man who would probably have loved this website.
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rebecca
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This is a great opportunity for you to have a heart to heart with your mate to discuss your belief systems, listen with an open mind.
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Remember, if you and your mate do not agree on each other’s belief systems, it’s better to know sooner rather than later.
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Oh yeah, you might want to read up a little on the site, it will help you see where we’re coming from
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Just be honest with yourself, and pay attention to the little nagging voice inside that indeed doubts some of your beliefs, but have kept it squelched so far.
jl
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Dear Rebbeca,
Your friend is probably better off without you.
Sincerely,
Just Guess
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P.S. Your spelling sucks.
P.P.S. No hell fire, no death threats, no threats of ass raping with oars? You have a long way to go.
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rebecca,
i worry for your sanity dear child
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You’re such an ass to point out that the creator of this site lives under such poor conditions considering that you wish you had the time to think of something so genius that only a true nerd could understand this. Au Revoir!
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-Rat- Kindly watch where you point that nail gun, I’m mean I’m always up for kinky, but damn! -Parmesan the Greated- That name is truly tasty;>
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Rob, I would like to take this time to congratulate you on a wonderful Horatian satire. The fact that people are considering this as a viable religion makes me chortle a good bit as I sit back and remember reading Jonathan Swift’s “A Modest Proposal.” For those of us who are currently unaware of my allusion, I will take the time to briefly explain, just enough for you to get the gist and make the real leap on your own. “A Modest Proposal” (link to the essay http://art-bin.com/art/omodest.html)is this wonderful little essay about eating children. I’ll say it again for emphasis, this Swift bloke actually suggested that we eat children to solve world hunger. Strange solution, no? Outrageous, no? The really crazy part is that The English Parliament actually debated the issue. That’s not to knock the British or anything, my own family came to America from Britian a mere two generations ago. My point, let’s get to that. While we sit here and ponder the meaning of life, what is art, who am I, is the number forty-two significant, I would like to applaud you, Rob, for not only providing us with such a good laugh about a serious subject but drawing attention to this issue in a manner that lets us see how ridiculous we’re being. Thanks again.
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i have no idea what this bitch is crying about. does she have a problem with everybody who has a website or is she a fundy. i don’t fucking know
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Hail the spag monster! Down with bible-basher Bush
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-Chapter 9 -last chapter!
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First of all, her message doesn’t make any sense at all. I don’t get what she’s trying to say. But, she does give a compliment to you when she says it is “well conducted” rubbish. What does she mean by “captured my best mate”? Is this message a joke?
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Maybe she found her/him tied up with a wet noodle(all kinky-like),and they tried to explain it by blaming it on the FSM.
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Kinky BFSM – I like it
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What is Sam saying??? I’m British and I know quite a lot about Parliament, etc and I’ve never heard of them debating about the eating of children! What planets she on? Its obviously one where the FSM has no influence
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hey! i think that you are silly, and this made my day.
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rebecca-
If you can’t beat em’, join em!
we welcome all who wish to jon the flock, and you would find out why your ‘freind’ likes us so much!
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@Sam:
Please provide a source for your claim that Parliament actually debated the issue. I don’t think that happened.
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