Right, you are some geek sitting up in your one bedroomed appartment thinking of ways to get kicks out of life. Now u have captured my best mate and i wont stop until FSM is expossed as the shabby, bare walled, well conducted piece of rubbish that it is.
I mean a flying spaghetti monster? i think you need to see a pyshologist mate. you have serious problems.
by the way, have you stopped to consider the effects your little game will cause?
i think you have just split up me and my friend. oh yeh i wanna say thanks, thanks for ruining my life.
-rebecca
The slowest animal slows down the whole herd-It’s for the best sweetcheeks
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-.- If your friend really beleives this stuff why would you want to be friends with them anyway?
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if your friend would give up on you for just that….. then they must not have been a very close friend…. i mean i can disagree with pretty much anything that my friend says ro does or follows and he will NOT CARE!
so i say to you…..in all honesty….. your friends suck
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I love how she is all convinced we actually think this stuff is real.
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@ the milky pirate Dec 24th, 2006 at 4:30 pm
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“if your friend would give up on you for just that….. then they must not have been a very close friend….”
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yup. I don’t anyone can add to that comment.
RAmen milky
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erm add a ‘think’
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This is SATIRE anyone who ACTUALLY believes in this…well, let’s just say that Darwin will do his job soon enough, with any luck.
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Mate? Rubbish? wtf
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It’s a religion. There is just as much basis for our religion, just as much evidence of our God, The Flying Spagghetti Monster, as there is for any of those false gods proclaimed by other religions.
RAmen
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right. first off, “mate”, i would like to congratulate you on your astounding lack of understading and you penchant for talking out your ass. second:
get a hobby.
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@divine_noodles: This IS her hobby, so it seems…sad isn’t it?
@Rebecca: Take your indoctrination shit somewhere else- will not work, here.
Seems stirring up trouble in a peaceful place is some you get a *kick* out of.
Hey, treat others how you would like to be treated – the golden rule, So I guess It’s ok for Bobby to class you as an Idiot, huh?
That word won’t harm me, I’m an official Idiot, in the club (understand. *then* reply).
What ever happened to freedom in the USA?
You broke up with your “friend”? That’s your problem, not ours. You people have to pass the blame.
The FSM is about a stupid as beliving that the world was created in 6 days, by God who basically is a Spirit and no one has ever met “him”.
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Rebecca-
I just read your hate mail, and I think you have just split up me and my friend. Thanks for ruining my life.
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You and your “friend” have bigger issues, move along.
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Well said, Patron Saint of Gamers, been there, done that. Next
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dramatic much?
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One Oared Marc Dec 7th, 2006 at 7:05 pm
Metal help? Like an aluminum foil helmet?
No no no. A boarding cutlass!
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If losing one friend has ‘ruined her life’ she must not have had much of a life in the first place.
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She only had one friend and FSM took it away from her, and it was imaginary.
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@Beastly Rich
“She only had one friend and FSM took it away from her, and it was imaginary. ”
God??
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“Right, you are some geek sitting up in your one bedroomed appartment thinking of ways to get kicks out of life.”
At least I have a life.
“Now u have captured my best mate and i wont stop until FSM is expossed as the shabby, bare walled, well conducted piece of rubbish that it is.”
Not going to happen.
“by the way, have you stopped to consider the effects your little game will cause?
i think you have just split up me and my friend. oh yeh i wanna say thanks, thanks for ruining my life.”
Can anyone say emo? It’s not anyone’s fault but your own if you split up with your friend just because she’s got a different religion. It’s a psychological condition called being a bitch.
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@Guile.
Haha! Well said.
RAmen.
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Bitchism is not to be taken lightly. I think we should take it easy on rebecca, she’s probably about 12 years old.
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Has anybody ever watched the show “Moral Orel?”
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I hope you die in a fire
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that’s nice Tom.
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how dare ye worship thy spaghettith monstereth. I hath seen thy God and talketh to him in my sleepeth and he has told me to slay all thy pasta worshippers! To arms my fellow Jesus Believers! SLAY THEE INFIDELS!!!!!!!!
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Uuummm, I don’t think so, mister infdel, are you sure your name isn’t impotent?
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How abouteth ye buggereth offeth. And ye can taketh Tom with ye. Lest ye wish to walk the plank, ye rat-faced foc’sle. T’would be a waste of bilge water to wash yer scabby flesh.
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well,my name is rebecca too,and I agree with this rebecca.
go rebecca!
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Don’t worry about it Becky, we won’t either.
How many hands does your girlfriend have?
Just wondering?
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Boo-hoo. Go cry on your friend’s shoulder, oh, wait, you don’t have one.
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Clearly the fine art of pyshology hasn’t yet caught on amongst you philistines.
Any true pyshologist would know that Rebecca is right: the inventor of a religion is un-intelligent because her friend believes in it and she doesn’t. How can you people not see the obvious logic. Pyshology.
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@TheInfidels! and Captain Mad John Kidd
Why is everyone speaking with a lisp?
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I think if you guys were really friends then it wouldn’t matter to you what religion she chose to follow. If the fact that she wants to follow this bother’s you that much, and you are really that much of a friend then you would probably have some influence to stop it from happening. Or is your friendship so shallow that you just want to have something to complain about rather then trying to ge your friendship back together.
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Yep. You got us. We have your “best mate” in his 1 “bedroomed” apartment. And you “think” that we split up you and your friend? Do you have ANY proof or evidence of it at all? Or is that just a theory? I bet it is. Did you even talk to your “mate”? You know? Just print out your email and SHOVE IT UP YOUR A**.
RAmen
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hahaha…
RAmen
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duh loser relax if your friend believes this then she/he is in fact retarded
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I think the pirates are being framed again. Notice how her “mate” was “captured,” obviously implying mutiny on the high seas. But we know this was never really the pirate way.
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I bet her mate ditched her to commune with The Supreme Noodle and his fellow pirates, over a beer and a plate of pasta somewhere. He doesn’t need a pyshologist at all.
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i find it so funny that fundies can try and cripple the FSM, The more they try the more they cripple their own Theist ideals. The FSM is a magnifiscent tool for arguing against the existence of god. They say the FSM is ridiculous, how could there be a flying spaghetti monster, it doesnt work, but neither does god. id like to point out that im taking a lot into account. i know about most arguments for the existence of god. Ontological certaintly doesnt work, cosmological is closer but assumes far too much of what we do not know and can never know, but even so, the best minds in the world can explain our existence to an extent which does not have a need for god, or even his noodly appendage.
Id like to point out that god only complicates things, and as most of you will know the simplest explanation is usually the best so the Atheist win on that front. id also like to mention that, although Atheist i am not Faithless. i have faith in my belief that god does not exist and i am not some stuck up sceptic who just chooses to argue against anything and everything. i believe in the divinity of nature and what it has produced, the human mind being holier than Any holy script but equaled by the inginuity and abnormality of the sea dwelling iguana or the star nosed mole. And no intelligence could have merely created these things, the sacrifice that has been made in order to perfect the human race, the lives lost in order to progress through evolution, that is surely more sacred than any creation theory which lacks all evidence. ( i apologise to the FSM, i do not mean to offend his noodlieness with my unlearned rantings)
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Considering the fact that your friendship ended over a difference of opinion, it was only a matter of time before your opinion about which Backstreet Boy is the hottest broke you up as well. Or it might have fallen apart when you realized your favorite colors weren’t the same. And nor to mention your difference of opinions about socks.
It was doomed from the start.
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for rebecca the first person to post here, this is no more real than your religion, it is no more provable or factual than yours and if your a chatolic it has been less horrible than yours, im assuming that you are and if you are how can you follow a religion that is based on the vote from some men about if jesus was real or not, the chatholic church has done so much damage to the world like, killing houndreds of thousands of people on the basis of them being witches, holding all the information during the middle ages and not allowing it to be used, the pope not allowing people to use condoms wich leads to things like the problem in africa that has killed millions.
and the book of genesis, it says that everything was created in 7 days, scientists have basicaly proven evolution with the findings of the remains of what our species were 10,000 years ago we havent looked like this forever and even if we had (wich we havent) why have no remains of the present day human been found?
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what in the name of His Noodly Appendage is a ‘pyshologist’???
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“”oh yeh i wanna say thanks, thanks for ruining my life.”
UR WELCOME!!! :)
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