you're a complete idiot. - Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

you’re a complete idiot.

Published by Bobby Henderson November 29th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).

Right, you are some geek sitting up in your one bedroomed appartment thinking of ways to get kicks out of life. Now u have captured my best mate and i wont stop until FSM is expossed as the shabby, bare walled, well conducted piece of rubbish that it is.

I mean a flying spaghetti monster? i think you need to see a pyshologist mate. you have serious problems.

by the way, have you stopped to consider the effects your little game will cause?

i think you have just split up me and my friend. oh yeh i wanna say thanks, thanks for ruining my life.

-rebecca

243 Responses to “you’re a complete idiot.”

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61 - November 30th, 2006 at 2:39 pm - RinzeWind Says:

Another great chapter of “My Fundamentalism Makes Me Unhappy”.

Keep rolling.
62 - November 30th, 2006 at 2:50 pm - gill Says:

â€œNow u have captured my best mateâ€
Alright, who’s been going around kidnapping people? (If this chick’s life is so easily ruined, then wow, did she not have a good life.)
63 - November 30th, 2006 at 2:52 pm - TRoGDoR the Noodlinator Says:

“You are some geek…”
You say it like it’s a bad thing… GEEK PRIDE!

Silly creationist.
64 - November 30th, 2006 at 4:27 pm - Cyran Says:

Poor Rebbeca. You know, instead of criticizing, you could read up about us and the FSM, and perhaps learn something. After that, you can reconcile with your ‘best mate’ as you put it, and, well, be friends again. Really, don’t blame us for your problems. I believe someone already mentioned that if something like this can break a friendship, than it must not have been a very close one to begin with.

May you find peace peace, Rebecca,

RAmen
65 - November 30th, 2006 at 4:29 pm - Cyran Says:

Also, exclude that second “peace” in my previous remark. I looked away after I typed it initially, but then typed it again after getting back on my train of thought. :D
66 - November 30th, 2006 at 5:09 pm - Tagliatellius Says:

“One Bedroomed Apartment”!
Here in the United (England to Americans) Kingdom, the price of housing is so high that only lying fat politicians, movie stars, bl**dy captains of industry, football players and drug dealers can afford to buy a house.
It costs Â£2,000.000.00p for a one bedroomed apartment in London.
I live in a bl**dy hole in the ground covered with a dead vagrant to keep the bl**dy rain out!
67 - November 30th, 2006 at 5:12 pm - Zok Says:

Message to Jesus from Rebeccas friend:

Right, you are some hippy walking around in your sandals thinking of ways to get kicks out of life. Now u have captured my best mate and i wont stop until Christianity is expossed as the shabby, bare walled, well conducted piece of rubbish that it is.

I mean a god that has ultimate power but can only get off by insignificant humans praying to him? i think you need to see a pyshologist mate. you have serious problems.

by the way, have you stopped to consider the effects your little game will cause?

i think you have just split up me and my friend. oh yeh i wanna say thanks, thanks for ruining my life.

-rebecca’s friend
68 - November 30th, 2006 at 5:14 pm - Zok Says:

Neofelis - I’m on the website you posted but I can’t find the inflatable jesus. Could you post a direct link? Do they have an inflatable FSM, or perhaps Allah or Muhammad, too?
69 - November 30th, 2006 at 5:23 pm - Brother Rigatoni Says:

Hah! If that letter were to me then the joke would be on her! I live in a house! With my mother!
70 - November 30th, 2006 at 5:34 pm - Andy Says:

Ah, the hate-mail these days doesn’t have quite the same rambling quality of the old ones. I think a top 20 hate-mail section should be made, by His Noodly Appendage; perhaps we can vote on them or something. Anyone else think it’s a good idea?
71 - November 30th, 2006 at 5:42 pm - Penne Says:

-Tagliatellius-,Wow. I had no idea. Give me the address of this hole in the ground and I will send you some nice curtains to match your vagrant. And maybe some throw pillows.
72 - November 30th, 2006 at 5:56 pm - Cari's mom (aka the mother-out-law) Says:

Some thoughts occurred to me as I read the strand: 1)well, of course your apt. is a 2-bedroom, Bobby! You don’t think I’d allow* my baby to live there if you and she were sharing a room, do you? 2) re: an FSM wedding–Cari’s sister is getting married, and I think that Bobby should get a minister’s license and perform the ceremony. 3) “Zombie Jesus; get in the car!” is new to me, and I frikkin’ LOVE IT! 4) If anyone reading this knows Matt LaFever, formerly of Benson, please tell him to send Bobby an email that Bobby can forward to me. Yes, Matt, it is I, your 3rd grade teacher! You and Bobby need to know each other!

*the thought of anyone, ever, “allowing” Cari to do anything makes me smile. the thought of anyone “NOT allowing” her to do anything makes me cringe in terror.
73 - November 30th, 2006 at 5:57 pm - Iamme Says:

Is it just me or does the hate mail get funnier with each new peice of mail?
74 - November 30th, 2006 at 6:00 pm - Wench Nikkiee Says:

Penne Nov 30th, 2006 at 5:42 pm
-Tagliatellius-,Wow. I had no idea. Give me the address of this hole in the ground and I will send you some nice curtains to match your vagrant. And maybe some throw pillows.
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hahahaha……very funny Penne.
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@Iamme Nov 30th, 2006 at 5:57 pm
Is it just me or does the hate mail get funnier with each new peice of mail?
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I think they are trying to be more creative.
75 - November 30th, 2006 at 6:04 pm - Wench Nikkiee Says:

@Cari’s mom (aka the mother-out-law)
“getting married, and I think that Bobby should get a ministerâ€™s license and perform the ceremony.”
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Joined in holy pasta by a pasta prophet?
RAmen
76 - November 30th, 2006 at 6:07 pm - Wench Nikkiee Says:

Apologies, please forgive.
I meant “by THE pasta prophet”
RAmen
77 - November 30th, 2006 at 6:45 pm - One Eyed Jack Says:

Cari’s mom,
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I think a FSM wedding is a fine idea. Think of the savings on food alone.
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OEJ
78 - November 30th, 2006 at 7:03 pm - EEp Says:

Well, it is easy to ruin a freindship over an opinion.
It’s like an aithiest(can’t spell) and a cristian fighting over weather there is a god or not, they will end up hating each other.
No disrespect, but that was just an example.
Also rebecca, you have no right to say that.
this is what these people beleive in.
you are not experienced at all in this matter, so you cannot say that. If you research and get more experience, then we’ll talk….
79 - November 30th, 2006 at 7:03 pm - Max Says:

rebecca

if you truley belive that he is an “imaginay god” then how are you letting an “imaginary” monster constructed of complex carbohydrates “ruin your life”?
80 - November 30th, 2006 at 7:21 pm - EEp Says:

i think it’s becuase she can’t handle it that her friend won’t agree with her….

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American