you're a complete idiot. - Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

you’re a complete idiot.

Published by henderob November 29th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).

Right, you are some geek sitting up in your one bedroomed appartment thinking of ways to get kicks out of life. Now u have captured my best mate and i wont stop until FSM is expossed as the shabby, bare walled, well conducted piece of rubbish that it is.

I mean a flying spaghetti monster? i think you need to see a pyshologist mate. you have serious problems.

by the way, have you stopped to consider the effects your little game will cause?

i think you have just split up me and my friend. oh yeh i wanna say thanks, thanks for ruining my life.

-rebecca

243 Responses to “you’re a complete idiot.”

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41 - November 30th, 2006 at 9:22 am - jesus christ Says:

i have no idea what this bitch is crying about. does she have a problem with everybody who has a website or is she a fundy. i don’t fucking know
42 - November 30th, 2006 at 10:16 am - Pirate Nick Says:

Hail the spag monster! Down with bible-basher Bush
43 - November 30th, 2006 at 10:24 am - Penne Says:

-Chapter 9 -last chapter!
44 - November 30th, 2006 at 10:26 am - Alice Whiskey Says:

First of all, her message doesn’t make any sense at all. I don’t get what she’s trying to say. But, she does give a compliment to you when she says it is “well conducted” rubbish. What does she mean by “captured my best mate”? Is this message a joke?
45 - November 30th, 2006 at 10:30 am - Penne Says:

Maybe she found her/him tied up with a wet noodle(all kinky-like),and they tried to explain it by blaming it on the FSM.
46 - November 30th, 2006 at 10:51 am - Pirate Nick Says:

Kinky BFSM - I like it
47 - November 30th, 2006 at 10:56 am - Pirate Nick Says:

What is Sam saying??? I’m British and I know quite a lot about Parliament, etc and I’ve never heard of them debating about the eating of children! What planets she on? Its obviously one where the FSM has no influence
48 - November 30th, 2006 at 11:12 am - lou Says:

hey! i think that you are silly, and this made my day.
49 - November 30th, 2006 at 11:30 am - Gnocci Man Says:

rebecca-
If you can’t beat em’, join em!
we welcome all who wish to jon the flock, and you would find out why your ‘freind’ likes us so much!
50 - November 30th, 2006 at 12:12 pm - MeningealGroove Says:

@Sam:

Please provide a source for your claim that Parliament actually debated the issue. I don’t think that happened.
51 - November 30th, 2006 at 12:33 pm - Travis Says:

Hope this link helps you all understand what Sam was attempting to portray
(didn’t have much time during my TA so I hope it helps!).

http://multitext.ucc.ie/d/Patriotism

“This seemed to imply that Irish political patriotism had no future, but it was animated politically in the decade that followed by Jonathan Swiftâ€™s affirmation of Molyneuxâ€™s argument in The Drapierâ€™s letters. Perhaps, still more significantly Swiftâ€™s commentary on the Irish tendency to blame Britain for its economic problems, brilliantly satirised in A Modest Proposal (1729), combined with the impact of famine conditions served to encourage the development of an economic patriotism that extolled improvement. Moreover, in obvious contrast to the divisive impact of political patriotism, economic development was an issue upon which all could unite, and patriotism achieved a degree of legitimacy and respectability hitherto unthinkable.”

Also for some background upon the subject:

http://www.nde.state.ne.us/SS/irish/unit_3.html

” “A MODEST PROPOSAL”

In 1729, Jonathan Swift, the Dean of St. Patrick’s Cathedral in Dublin, wrote a macabre satire, “A Modest Proposal” in which he tried to draw attention to the horrific conditions of the Irish poor. The pamphlet put forward a scheme for solving Ireland’s economic problems by fattening up the children of the poor and selling them as meat:

“A young healthy child, well nursed, is at a year old, a most delicious, nourishing and wholesome food; whether stewed, roasted, baked or boiled; and I make no doubt, that it will equally serve in fricassee or ragout… I grant that this food will be somewhat dear, and therefore very proper for landlords; who, as they have already devoured most of the parents, seem to have best title to the children.” “
52 - November 30th, 2006 at 12:36 pm - Travis Says:

One last link!

http://www.progressiveu.org/220813-a-modest-proposal-of-swift

Rather long read though.
53 - November 30th, 2006 at 1:20 pm - Pixel Pete Says:

Woo-hoo, Becca, nice use of the word “mate”, that’s probably the biggest word I’ve ever heard a hate-mailer use, and you spelled it right! A+ for that, and an F for your obvious poor ability to maintain a friendship.
Pixel Pete is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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54 - November 30th, 2006 at 1:27 pm - Jack Sparrow Says:

Wait, if her best mate is a true pastafarian, that would mean that she would have replied to this hate-mail. But frankly she hasn’t. If she does, well done rebecca’s best mate. if she doesn’t well, this is a parody.
55 - November 30th, 2006 at 1:32 pm - Adam H Says:

(regarding rebecca) hmm at least she said its well conducted - i dn’t think she appreciates the obvious humour on this site somehow and therefore has trouble reading between the lines which suggests she takes everything seriously. This means she cannot distinguish between what is real and what isn’t, therefore she needs the psychologist.

Isn’t logic a wonderful thing?
56 - November 30th, 2006 at 1:33 pm - Tom Says:

Sure the FSM is Ridiculus…
Because we all know for a fact that Jesus rose from the dead and walked on water
57 - November 30th, 2006 at 1:42 pm - Tom Says:

BTW Sam you are full of shit, British Parliament never debated it at all. Don’t try and look clever by pretending you know anything about British Politics. Especially since I write for a leading political magazine and have access to all the minutes from EVERY debate held in the House of Commons, so I would know.

DICKHEAD
58 - November 30th, 2006 at 1:56 pm - Gnocci Man Says:

@Tom
Freind, please ignore idiot Americans like Sam. Most of us don’t get our kicks by insulting Britain. of course, we DO have an inside view on how a government should NOT be run, but I don’t think even ours would consider cannibalism as a valid way to end the poulation crisis.
59 - November 30th, 2006 at 2:10 pm - Homo narrans Says:

maybe the american government would never consider cannibalism, but i’m pretty certain dick cheney would eat a kitten sandwich without a second thought…that guy is evil. ;-)
60 - November 30th, 2006 at 2:23 pm - Just Guess Says:

“Because we all know for a fact that Jesus rose from the dead and walked on water.”
.
IT’S ZOMBIE JESUS, GET IN THE CAR!

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