you’re a complete idiot.

Right, you are some geek sitting up in your one bedroomed appartment thinking of ways to get kicks out of life. Now u have captured my best mate and i wont stop until FSM is expossed as the shabby, bare walled, well conducted piece of rubbish that it is.

I mean a flying spaghetti monster? i think you need to see a pyshologist mate. you have serious problems.

by the way, have you stopped to consider the effects your little game will cause?

i think you have just split up me and my friend. oh yeh i wanna say thanks, thanks for ruining my life.

-rebecca

243 Responses to “you're a complete idiot.”


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  1. 201 Anybody Dec 23rd, 2006 at 6:38 am

    The slowest animal slows down the whole herd-It’s for the best sweetcheeks

  2. 202 Pirates > Ninjas Dec 24th, 2006 at 4:11 pm

    -.- If your friend really beleives this stuff why would you want to be friends with them anyway?

  3. 203 the milky pirate Dec 24th, 2006 at 4:30 pm

    if your friend would give up on you for just that….. then they must not have been a very close friend…. i mean i can disagree with pretty much anything that my friend says ro does or follows and he will NOT CARE!
    so i say to you…..in all honesty….. your friends suck

  4. 204 The Pirate-Ninja Dec 24th, 2006 at 5:00 pm

    I love how she is all convinced we actually think this stuff is real.

  5. 205 Alchemist Dec 24th, 2006 at 5:07 pm

    @ the milky pirate Dec 24th, 2006 at 4:30 pm
    .
    “if your friend would give up on you for just that….. then they must not have been a very close friend….”
    .
    yup. I don’t anyone can add to that comment.
    RAmen milky

  6. 206 alchemist Dec 24th, 2006 at 5:16 pm

    erm add a ‘think’

  7. 207 Ness Dec 28th, 2006 at 3:03 pm

    This is SATIRE anyone who ACTUALLY believes in this…well, let’s just say that Darwin will do his job soon enough, with any luck.

  8. 208 Jesus Dec 28th, 2006 at 7:45 pm

    Mate? Rubbish? wtf

  9. 209 Wench Nikky Dec 28th, 2006 at 9:23 pm

    It’s a religion. There is just as much basis for our religion, just as much evidence of our God, The Flying Spagghetti Monster, as there is for any of those false gods proclaimed by other religions.
    RAmen

  10. 210 divine_noodles Dec 30th, 2006 at 6:08 pm

    right. first off, “mate”, i would like to congratulate you on your astounding lack of understading and you penchant for talking out your ass. second:

    get a hobby.

  11. 211 Eddie Jan 1st, 2007 at 9:47 am

    @divine_noodles: This IS her hobby, so it seems…sad isn’t it?

    @Rebecca: Take your indoctrination shit somewhere else- will not work, here.
    Seems stirring up trouble in a peaceful place is some you get a *kick* out of.

    Hey, treat others how you would like to be treated - the golden rule, So I guess It’s ok for Bobby to class you as an Idiot, huh?
    That word won’t harm me, I’m an official Idiot, in the club (understand. *then* reply).

    What ever happened to freedom in the USA?
    You broke up with your “friend”? That’s your problem, not ours. You people have to pass the blame.

    The FSM is about a stupid as beliving that the world was created in 6 days, by God who basically is a Spirit and no one has ever met “him”.

  12. 212 We're all really, really cool. Jan 5th, 2007 at 8:26 pm

    Rebecca-
    I just read your hate mail, and I think you have just split up me and my friend. Thanks for ruining my life.

  13. 213 Patron Saint of Gamers Jan 10th, 2007 at 1:13 pm

    You and your “friend” have bigger issues, move along.

  14. 214 Alchemist Jan 10th, 2007 at 1:24 pm

    Well said, Patron Saint of Gamers, been there, done that. Next

  15. 215 rume Jan 18th, 2007 at 11:16 pm

    dramatic much?

  16. 216 Cutter Edgewise Jan 19th, 2007 at 1:37 pm

    One Oared Marc Dec 7th, 2006 at 7:05 pm

    Metal help? Like an aluminum foil helmet?

    No no no. A boarding cutlass!

  17. 217 Third Eye Patch Jan 19th, 2007 at 1:44 pm

    If losing one friend has ‘ruined her life’ she must not have had much of a life in the first place.

  18. 218 Beastly Rich Jan 19th, 2007 at 1:45 pm

    She only had one friend and FSM took it away from her, and it was imaginary.

  19. 219 Third Eye Patch Jan 19th, 2007 at 1:47 pm

    @Beastly Rich
    “She only had one friend and FSM took it away from her, and it was imaginary. ”

    God??

  20. 220 Guile Jan 23rd, 2007 at 8:46 pm

    “Right, you are some geek sitting up in your one bedroomed appartment thinking of ways to get kicks out of life.”
    At least I have a life.

    “Now u have captured my best mate and i wont stop until FSM is expossed as the shabby, bare walled, well conducted piece of rubbish that it is.”
    Not going to happen.

    “by the way, have you stopped to consider the effects your little game will cause?
    i think you have just split up me and my friend. oh yeh i wanna say thanks, thanks for ruining my life.”
    Can anyone say emo? It’s not anyone’s fault but your own if you split up with your friend just because she’s got a different religion. It’s a psychological condition called being a bitch.

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