you’re a complete idiot.

Right, you are some geek sitting up in your one bedroomed appartment thinking of ways to get kicks out of life. Now u have captured my best mate and i wont stop until FSM is expossed as the shabby, bare walled, well conducted piece of rubbish that it is.

I mean a flying spaghetti monster? i think you need to see a pyshologist mate. you have serious problems.

by the way, have you stopped to consider the effects your little game will cause?

i think you have just split up me and my friend. oh yeh i wanna say thanks, thanks for ruining my life.

-rebecca

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  1. 181 moochie Dec 8th, 2006 at 10:24 am

    @MJK: awesome song! Love the line “I’m not a bastard, Tom .. well, technically I am”.
    -
    @Jon E: Satriani is only worth seeing live if you can get there early and be at the front. He’s pretty static, hardly speaks to the audience, plays all the solos flawlessly and the silly hats and shades really distance him from the crowd. But if you are close enough to see his fingers fly .. that really is something! A few years back I managed to get front and centre .. halfway through the gig he grabbed a chair and sat at the edge of the stage, not more than 4 feet away from me, and played a 10 minute medley of his more outrageous pieces .. double tapping and all that. A cherished memory.

  2. 182 psychiccheese Dec 8th, 2006 at 9:42 pm

    quote
    —-
    i think you need to see a pyshologist mate. you have serious problems.
    —-

    eye tink yew need two sea a spellogist mate.

  3. 183 Parmesan the Greated Dec 8th, 2006 at 9:55 pm

    how freaky
    his Noodieness touches us all
    I was just listening to dream theater
    Ramen

  4. 184 Parmesan the Greated Dec 8th, 2006 at 9:57 pm

    you guys should listen to buckethead( which I’m listening to now)
    be back in a few
    hours that is

  5. 185 N-Light Dec 9th, 2006 at 11:22 am

    Every time a fundamentalist Christian gets their panties in a wad over His Noodly Appendage, my own appendage gets so hard I sometimes completely fill a Dixie cup just with my pre-ejaculate.

  6. 186 Branded Cow Dec 9th, 2006 at 11:43 am

    @N-Light: A little al dente for you?

  7. 187 meatyballs Dec 11th, 2006 at 11:35 am

    rebecca. if you and your friend were really pathetic enough to ruin your friendship over this than both of you need to walk into oncoming traffic. and if your life is ruined because you lost a friend then you must only have one friend, whereas the man you talking shit about has at least onehundred people bashing everyone who writes him hatemail.
    go die

  8. 188 hahalovethis Dec 11th, 2006 at 11:35 am

    what your friend and you split up because you dont like this you are a complete idiot to even think this thing was even taken seriously to begin with people are just joing up to say that “intelligent design” is bull and that we should believe what we want to believe so you are saying really if we dont believe what you want us to believe were all going to hell and not ever going to heaven wow you are just needing to SLIT YOUR WRISTS!!! ok yeah im glad i got that point across and seriously i believe this is a joke and i dont care what people believe i just believe that we go somewhere after we die eh seriously just let people live their lives and get over yourself!

  9. 189 Brian B Dec 11th, 2006 at 7:16 pm

    To Rebecca,

    Maybe your friend is the one who needs to see a “pyshologist”. The fact that your friend has turned to atheism because of the FSM means that she/he probably didn’t have strong convictions in the first place. People who can be swayed at the drop of a hat are those who are more likely to be searching for an alternative. Don’t blame these guys. Look at issues more close to home.

    BB

  10. 190 Peter Popoff Dec 11th, 2006 at 7:38 pm

    @ hahalovethis, Damn!
    That was the longest sentence I have every read! Damn!

  11. 191 jesus christ Dec 11th, 2006 at 7:46 pm

    @people posting about music
    .
    i know it’s a little off the time schedule, but i have to say dream theater is a really cool band. i mean i know its not a band that i would play in front of a girl, but who can doubt that mike portnoy, john petrucci, john myung, jordan rudess, and james labrie are all really cool and talented musicians. i did see them live before at radio city music hall. the concert was ok, but it was cool to see them live. i like lots of music from lostprophets, story of the year, seether, and many others.
    .
    does anybody here like Rush. No offense taken if you say you don’t like them. music is something that everyone should critique on. Neil Peart is one of the best drummers (perhaps best) drummer ever!

  12. 192 Peter Popoff Dec 11th, 2006 at 8:01 pm

    I like Rush, well enough.
    They’re as old as I am! heh heh, Not being their biggest fan, I haven’t heard anything of there’s in a few years now? But they used to rock! Maples and Oaks and all.

  13. 193 whathellman Dec 11th, 2006 at 9:03 pm

    Interesting analysis. Now let me tell you the truth. Pastafarianism is supported by good natured people with a good sense of humor. If this splits up your friendship, then it probably was good for your friend because obviously you have no sense of humor, and are too easily offended. Please, YOU go get a life, because your tolerance level is blatantly way too low.

    Before you make yourself look like an idiot, actually put some thought into what you’re saying, don’t just throw some shit together.

  14. 194 ramengelical Dec 12th, 2006 at 3:58 pm

    to rebecca/beccy/wtf you like to be called
    ever thought that if your friendship was broken up by your blatant lack of a sense of humour and inability to get past your own religious ego that your friendship wasnt great, or perhaps you as a humourless amoeba didnt have the capacity to actually get past your own unrealistic religous beleifs and so criticise others.

  15. 195 FSM4Skools Dec 14th, 2006 at 2:54 pm

    It is written that the people of Pasta would be hated and persecuted, but woe unto you for denying His noodles. Even now they quiver for you. Do not harden your heart to the Delicious One. Twirl Him in your mind, and feel his tasty peace decend upon you and be reconciled with your friend. Or, at the very least, develop a sense of humor.

  16. 196 Gnocci Man Dec 15th, 2006 at 2:56 pm

    let us remember that she DID lose her friend. it does not suit his noodleyness’ style to insult those under emotional duress. when she has calmed down, perhaps she will see that we aren’t actually evil puce demons trying to destroy her life. though after the hate-mail replies she recieved from “us peace-loving pastafarians,” I doubt she’d touch us with a 10-foot pole. Please, fellow pastafarians, show a little compassion!
    Remember the 8 “I’d really rather you didn’ts”!
    RAmen

  17. 197 Alchemist Dec 15th, 2006 at 3:48 pm

    Yes Gnocci Man. Your heart felt cry does not go unheeded! She will be welcomed by me!

  18. 198 Urkeyturkey from Kansas Dec 22nd, 2006 at 9:41 am

    I am really enjoying the fact that so many right-wingers are trying so hard to find legit ways to debunk the FSM concept. What do ya suppose would happen if they took that same honest look at their own faith? PS- If you are one of those people that REALLY believes any of this…

  19. 199 Urkeyturkey from Kansas Dec 22nd, 2006 at 10:37 am

    Sorry to post side-by-side, but I had an epiphany. Rebecca keeps saying, “mate.” The only people that I know that use that word are Steve Irwin (who is dead), that Dundee guy (who may as well be be), and PIRATES! She’s a closet case. Let’s all give her pity. By the by, if someone else already came to this conclusion, I’m sorry. I am honestly not interested in reading all of the posts.

  20. 200 Caveman Dec 22nd, 2006 at 12:06 pm

    @Urkey

    How is she a right winger?

    We are all pirates on the inside Mate.

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