Right, you are some geek sitting up in your one bedroomed appartment thinking of ways to get kicks out of life. Now u have captured my best mate and i wont stop until FSM is expossed as the shabby, bare walled, well conducted piece of rubbish that it is.
I mean a flying spaghetti monster? i think you need to see a pyshologist mate. you have serious problems.
by the way, have you stopped to consider the effects your little game will cause?
i think you have just split up me and my friend. oh yeh i wanna say thanks, thanks for ruining my life.
-rebecca
my apartment is two-bedroomed.
I think Rebecca has been rejected at the stripper factory. May His Noodly Appendage reach out and touch us all!
wow, such a good friend, telling your “best mate” to fuck off because of a difference of opinion.
a true xtian would not have their life ruined by an atheist (read pagan) website. Lost ur friend? Discover the FSM
Ramen
Tha beast
@rebecca. Have you ever thought that your friendships might not be that strong if an IDEA or a BELIEF can destroy it. Just a thought…
Well, Bobby, at least ‘becca didn’t acuse you of laying down in your apartment while you enjoy ruining her life. And if that’s all it took to ruin her life maybe she is the one who should seek professional help. I hope she didn’t break a nail while typing that message or things could get realy ugly.
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Is it we that are complete idiots? Or you, the one who is letting their life be ruined by satire? Is it really that hard to realize that the FSM is the one and only true religion?
May the sauce be with you.
That’s great that the fsm has touched so many lives. May we all be touched by his noodly appendage as your friend has. He just keeps getting better now, now he ruined someones life. Ramen
Becky,
Do you really think our Faith (with it’s scientific PROOF) is having such an adverse effect on humanity as much as the other faiths (which are all shabby, bare walled, badly conducted pieces of rubbish)?
I think we should start The Pasta Inquisition.
Trial by boiling water (with a pinch of salt & teaspool of oil).
Rat
PS Becky,
I am a geek sitting in the desert, and boy is it #@#ing hot today! As for how I get my kicks - it involves Gaffa Tape, a claw hammer & nail gun, a goat, and a Creationist!!!
I mean a flying spaghetti monster? i think you need to see a pyshologist mate. you have serious problems.
I think it’s funny how she seems incensed by the fact that it is such a ludicrous platform for a religion. Maybe she would be less pissed if it had been Mother Teresa or Ghandi blinding her “friend w/privileges”. Time to get a new fuck-buddy, or mate, or matey, or whatever you call ‘em in the U.K. or Australia.
Bobby, please tell me you go back and bitch-up the spelling on the hate mail to make us laugh. Nobody can be that bad.
I think somebody should learn how to spell before she attempts to insult anyone.
Why does nobody catch the satire?
RAmen.
Hetzle - It could be, as a psych teacher pointed out, that a vast majority of people don’t mature pass adolescence. In this immature state the world is still black and white, while the rest of us, who have matured pass this point, are able to understand such abstract concepts as satire.
Shabby and well conducted? slight contradiction
As for the effects this causes, i think it rather helpful to point out that FSMism is just as valid as any other religion. I wonder did anyone point out to Abraham the effects that his little game might have, mind you he probably would’nt of cared, he was after all a fucking psycho. And by the way do you really think that it was this site (i.e. a healthy satire) that destroyed your friendship, or you being closed minded, ignorant, arrogant and trying to blame everyone else who doesn’t follow the stupidity of your beleifs.
@-rebecca
“Now u have captured my best mate”
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He/she is obviously a rational intelligent person while you, my dear, are not.
You are obviously looking to blame someone else for your own shortcomings, one of which is ignorance.
that’s funny “the effects” this little game will ’cause….like what a holy war? a crusade? what exactly?
An bible bashing evangelical cult got hold of my husband and brainwashed him into believing in an imaginary being with their religous rubbish, but you don’t see me crying all over the internet blaming everyone else, do you? Well not until now anyways!
poor girl probably doesn’t have parmesan
Ramen
Let us not think of this as ruining your sad little world of bad spelling and lack of comprehension of satire. We much prefer to celebrate the new found joy that your ex-mate has now found in the greatness of His noodly wisdom and loving meatballs.
RAmen.