Comments on: if i were to shoot your wife http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/24/if-i-were-to-shoot-your-wife/ Sun, 21 Mar 2010 09:55:38 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: luv jain http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/24/if-i-were-to-shoot-your-wife/#comment-779796 luv jain Wed, 08 Apr 2009 23:00:38 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/24/if-i-were-to-shoot-your-wife.htm#comment-779796 ""If I were to shoot your wife, would you have a problem with that?"" i might not, but the police and court/jugde probably will u MOTHERFUCKING WIFE KILLER!!!!! MY YOUR BURN AND ROT IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY. “”If I were to shoot your wife, would you have a problem with that?”"
i might not, but the police and court/jugde probably will u MOTHERFUCKING WIFE KILLER!!!!! MY YOUR BURN AND ROT IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY.

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]]> By: The Pretties http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/24/if-i-were-to-shoot-your-wife/#comment-756150 The Pretties Thu, 12 Mar 2009 22:32:21 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/24/if-i-were-to-shoot-your-wife.htm#comment-756150 Super-Duper site! I am loving it!! Will come back again - taking you feeds also, Thanks. Super-Duper site! I am loving it!! Will come back again – taking you feeds also, Thanks.

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]]> By: wellbutrin medication http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/24/if-i-were-to-shoot-your-wife/#comment-241458 wellbutrin medication Thu, 22 Nov 2007 02:52:21 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/24/if-i-were-to-shoot-your-wife.htm#comment-241458 <strong>wellbutrin...</strong> gulfy bebops... wellbutrin…

gulfy bebops…

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]]> By: Ollie http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/24/if-i-were-to-shoot-your-wife/#comment-236035 Ollie Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:01:10 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/24/if-i-were-to-shoot-your-wife.htm#comment-236035 Well thankyou- but i just noticed i didnt use the six-pack of beer. Just fit it in somewhere around where i am sitting in the chair eating spaghetti. Well thankyou- but i just noticed i didnt use the six-pack of beer.
Just fit it in somewhere around where i am sitting in the chair eating spaghetti.

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]]> By: Starbuckaneer http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/24/if-i-were-to-shoot-your-wife/#comment-235898 Starbuckaneer Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:35:52 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/24/if-i-were-to-shoot-your-wife.htm#comment-235898 WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's the most awesome thing I've ever heard. WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! That’s the most awesome thing I’ve ever heard.

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]]> By: Ollie http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/24/if-i-were-to-shoot-your-wife/#comment-235887 Ollie Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:18:01 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/24/if-i-were-to-shoot-your-wife.htm#comment-235887 Hm. Although nobody reads this far down, I dont have a wife, and this is SEVERELY lacking in ANY sort of moral argument, i feel the need to hurt you emotionally (and maybe physically, in time). IF YOU WERE TO SHOOT MY WIFE... I would first come to your house while you were out, and steal a hair from your pillow. This will be useful later. I would then track you down at some sort of social gathering, where you would be most humilliated; where I would spend the evening throwing small but UNBELEIVABLY sharp peices of broken glass and metal splinters at you, which would not injure you but prove severely annoying, especially as you you wont be able to work out where they were coming from. When you go home, I will be waiting there with... A time machine A video camera A pirate hat A knife Several bendy straws Some rope A bigger knife A delicious plate of spaghetti with meatballs A catapult A Brass band Two folding chairs AND a six pack of beer. The six pack, the spaghetti, and one of the folding chairs are for me. The camera is set up in the corner, recording. I would then jump out at you from behind the door (you are distracted by the strange assortment of items on your living room floor), cut your achilles tendons, and watch you crawl around bleeding for a bit. Then, i would Tie you to a chair using the rope, then use the bigger knife to cut your torso open, and drape your intestines around your neck. We with both be surprised at how long you stay conscious whilst i eat my spaghetti with meatballs and liten to the brass band, currently playing a jaunty pirate song. I put on my pirate hat, and then throw one remaining meatball down your throat. You will start choking. I then stand up, and proceed to cut out your organs, and craftily arrange them with straws of different lengths, fashioning them into crude wind intruments. The lungs will work surprisingly well as bag-pipes. We then parade down the street, put your mangled corpse in the catapult, and launch you over the horizon. Oh Dear. I think I went TOO FAR then. (for this bit to work, you will have to assume that time is NOT linear.) That is what the time machine and video camera are. I take the camera, get in my time machine, and go back to the moment when you are born; where i take the hair, as before mentioned, and grow several clones of you. I then go forwards in time, to just before you shoot my wife, offer you cake, and we will sit down and watch the video, titled "what happens if you shoot my wife". I am assuming that you will avoid doing so. If not, I will show you your clones, and threaten to kill them in equally gruesome ways. That should sort it out. Hmm. that took too long. Hm. Although nobody reads this far down, I dont have a wife, and this is SEVERELY lacking in ANY sort of moral argument, i feel the need to hurt you emotionally (and maybe physically, in time).
IF YOU WERE TO SHOOT MY WIFE…
I would first come to your house while you were out, and steal a hair from your pillow. This will be useful later.
I would then track you down at some sort of social gathering, where you would be most humilliated; where I would spend the evening throwing small but UNBELEIVABLY sharp peices of broken glass and metal splinters at you, which would not injure you but prove severely annoying, especially as you you wont be able to work out where they were coming from.
When you go home, I will be waiting there with…
A time machine
A video camera
A pirate hat
A knife
Several bendy straws
Some rope
A bigger knife
A delicious plate of spaghetti with meatballs
A catapult
A Brass band
Two folding chairs
AND a six pack of beer.
The six pack, the spaghetti, and one of the folding chairs are for me. The camera is set up in the corner, recording. I would then jump out at you from behind the door (you are distracted by the strange assortment of items on your living room floor), cut your achilles tendons, and watch you crawl around bleeding for a bit. Then, i would Tie you to a chair using the rope, then use the bigger knife to cut your torso open, and drape your intestines around your neck. We with both be surprised at how long you stay conscious whilst i eat my spaghetti with meatballs and liten to the brass band, currently playing a jaunty pirate song. I put on my pirate hat, and then throw one remaining meatball down your throat. You will start choking. I then stand up, and proceed to cut out your organs, and craftily arrange them with straws of different lengths, fashioning them into crude wind intruments. The lungs will work surprisingly well as bag-pipes.
We then parade down the street, put your mangled corpse in the catapult, and launch you over the horizon.

Oh Dear. I think I went TOO FAR then. (for this bit to work, you will have to assume that time is NOT linear.)
That is what the time machine and video camera are. I take the camera, get in my time machine, and go back to the moment when you are born; where i take the hair, as before mentioned, and grow several clones of you. I then go forwards in time, to just before you shoot my wife, offer you cake, and we will sit down and watch the video, titled “what happens if you shoot my wife”. I am assuming that you will avoid doing so.

If not, I will show you your clones, and threaten to kill them in equally gruesome ways. That should sort it out.

Hmm. that took too long.

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]]> By: cialis http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/24/if-i-were-to-shoot-your-wife/#comment-225090 cialis Sun, 04 Nov 2007 05:47:39 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/24/if-i-were-to-shoot-your-wife.htm#comment-225090 <strong>cialis cheap...</strong> extemporisation's despoiler... cialis cheap…

extemporisation’s despoiler…

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]]> By: Wormboy http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/24/if-i-were-to-shoot-your-wife/#comment-69623 Wormboy Fri, 09 Mar 2007 17:14:54 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/24/if-i-were-to-shoot-your-wife.htm#comment-69623 I hope somebody notified the FBI about this guy. I hope somebody notified the FBI about this guy.

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]]> By: Batman http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/24/if-i-were-to-shoot-your-wife/#comment-62965 Batman Sun, 25 Feb 2007 02:44:22 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/24/if-i-were-to-shoot-your-wife.htm#comment-62965 @Ian ha ha ha ha... funny, if somewhat disturbing. I hope you're just being bitterly sarcastic. @Ian
ha ha ha ha… funny, if somewhat disturbing. I hope you’re just being bitterly sarcastic.

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]]> By: Ian http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/24/if-i-were-to-shoot-your-wife/#comment-62949 Ian Sun, 25 Feb 2007 02:22:20 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/24/if-i-were-to-shoot-your-wife.htm#comment-62949 If you really want to shoot my wife I'm sure his Noodliness would forgive you. I certainly would. If you really want to shoot my wife I’m sure his Noodliness would forgive you. I certainly would.

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]]> By: Sho-Shonojo http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/24/if-i-were-to-shoot-your-wife/#comment-56000 Sho-Shonojo Tue, 13 Feb 2007 23:36:12 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/24/if-i-were-to-shoot-your-wife.htm#comment-56000 I'm going to assume now that you are a Christian of some sort, in which case you wouldn't be able to shoot my wife, you know, the whole "thou shalt not kill" thing. Alright. I’m going to assume now that you are a Christian of some sort, in which case you wouldn’t be able to shoot my wife, you know, the whole “thou shalt not kill” thing. Alright.

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]]> By: Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/24/if-i-were-to-shoot-your-wife/#comment-37561 Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA Sat, 13 Jan 2007 13:39:19 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/24/if-i-were-to-shoot-your-wife.htm#comment-37561 Nikkiee, Yeah I think its Mel Brooks: "I bring you these 15" Crash Tinkle "Errm 10 Commandments" Something like that. Must dash, eldest has a swimming lesson and all good pirates should know how to swim. What we lack in morals we more than make up for by being practical. Nikkiee,

Yeah I think its Mel Brooks:

“I bring you these 15″ Crash Tinkle “Errm 10 Commandments”

Something like that.

Must dash, eldest has a swimming lesson and all good pirates should know how to swim.

What we lack in morals we more than make up for by being practical.

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]]> By: Booty http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/24/if-i-were-to-shoot-your-wife/#comment-37559 Booty Sat, 13 Jan 2007 13:32:51 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/24/if-i-were-to-shoot-your-wife.htm#comment-37559 Totally off topic (well, I suppose it counts under flimsy moral standards!) but have you lot seen this... www.ohmibod.com :) I want one! Totally off topic (well, I suppose it counts under flimsy moral standards!) but have you lot seen this…
http://www.ohmibod.com
:) I want one!

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]]> By: Wench Nikkiee http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/24/if-i-were-to-shoot-your-wife/#comment-37556 Wench Nikkiee Sat, 13 Jan 2007 13:25:23 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/24/if-i-were-to-shoot-your-wife.htm#comment-37556 @Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA Jan 13th, 2007 at 5:16 am "I thought that we had flimsy moral standards because two of the original “I’d really rather you didn’ts” got lost." Not totally sure off hand Captain, but I believe Captain Mosey was stumbling drunk whilst carrying them down the hill, dropping two and breaking them. Kind of like in....was it "History of the World PT 1" or one of the Python movies? @Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA Jan 13th, 2007 at 5:16 am
“I thought that we had flimsy moral standards because two of the original “I’d really rather you didn’ts” got lost.”
Not totally sure off hand Captain, but I believe Captain Mosey was stumbling drunk whilst carrying them down the hill, dropping two and breaking them.
Kind of like in….was it “History of the World PT 1″ or one of the Python movies?

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]]> By: Booty http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/24/if-i-were-to-shoot-your-wife/#comment-37548 Booty Sat, 13 Jan 2007 12:56:38 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/24/if-i-were-to-shoot-your-wife.htm#comment-37548 You are very probably right - sorry! It was early! You are very probably right – sorry!
It was early!

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]]> By: Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/24/if-i-were-to-shoot-your-wife/#comment-37538 Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA Sat, 13 Jan 2007 12:16:26 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/24/if-i-were-to-shoot-your-wife.htm#comment-37538 I thought that we had flimsy moral standards because two of the original "I'd really rather you didn'ts" got lost. I often get a feeling of "I'm sure there's a reason why I shouldn't be doing this but can't think what it is". I think I might have got a bit of spaghetti sauce in my moral compass... I thought that we had flimsy moral standards because two of the original “I’d really rather you didn’ts” got lost.

I often get a feeling of “I’m sure there’s a reason why I shouldn’t be doing this but can’t think what it is”.

I think I might have got a bit of spaghetti sauce in my moral compass…

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]]> By: Booty http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/24/if-i-were-to-shoot-your-wife/#comment-37512 Booty Sat, 13 Jan 2007 10:13:30 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/24/if-i-were-to-shoot-your-wife.htm#comment-37512 @ Lexi - actually we are allowed to have flimsy moral standards if we want to - but only with consenting adults - see the eight "I'd rather you didn't"'s in wikipedia. :) @ Lexi – actually we are allowed to have flimsy moral standards if we want to – but only with consenting adults – see the eight “I’d rather you didn’t”’s in wikipedia.
:)

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]]> By: Lexi http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/24/if-i-were-to-shoot-your-wife/#comment-37509 Lexi Sat, 13 Jan 2007 09:57:10 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/24/if-i-were-to-shoot-your-wife.htm#comment-37509 Woah, guys, you killed my scroll bar with your millions of posts xD And since when do we have "flimsy moral standards"? Oh, and if you killed my "wife", good sir you would be in soooo much trouble. So don't try it. =) Woah, guys, you killed my scroll bar with your millions of posts xD
And since when do we have “flimsy moral standards”?

Oh, and if you killed my “wife”, good sir you would be in soooo much trouble. So don’t try it. =)

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]]> By: Andy http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/24/if-i-were-to-shoot-your-wife/#comment-36009 Andy Tue, 09 Jan 2007 22:22:42 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/24/if-i-were-to-shoot-your-wife.htm#comment-36009 I wouldn't mind - she's killing my wallet.. so it's an eye for an eye - hey that's in the Bible somewhere too. Maybe these beings are one and the same? .. no probably not, I'd be more inclined to believe: Q: If God (Christian) created everything - what created God? A: FSM Sorted I wouldn’t mind – she’s killing my wallet.. so it’s an eye for an eye – hey that’s in the Bible somewhere too.

Maybe these beings are one and the same? .. no probably not, I’d be more inclined to believe:

Q: If God (Christian) created everything – what created God?

A: FSM

Sorted

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]]> By: Luther http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/24/if-i-were-to-shoot-your-wife/#comment-34963 Luther Sun, 07 Jan 2007 04:57:28 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/11/24/if-i-were-to-shoot-your-wife.htm#comment-34963 i believe that we should have our own moral standards, and not those forced upon us by a (sometimes corrupt) church. i believe that we should have our own moral standards, and not those forced upon us by a (sometimes corrupt) church.

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