flimsy moral standards? Lets see here.
If I were to shoot your wife, would you have a problem with that?
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Ok humanity, redeem yourself!
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How would does you shooting my wife have anything to do with my moral standards? In fact where is my wife, and how come I have not met her? If you tell me I could be getting laid regularly and I am not, then I will be very sad. Oh wait, you said “wife”. I forgot: girlfriend=sex, wife=no sex. Can’t argue with math, and as you can see by the “=” symbols in my previous sentence, I was using math.
By the way, your logic is about as sound as your religious beliefs, assuming that you follow any religion other than the FSM gospel.
RAmen
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My previous post had an error in the first sentence. it should read “How does you shooting my wife…”. I’m anal.
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I think we’re all missing the point here. We’ve been hypothesizing so much here, how do we know the wife is still alive? Was a ransom note even delivered?
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I think I’ll wait until the smoke clears and see what the kidnappers’ demands are. He may be a pirate, and I’m down with that if that’s the case. Pirates are methodical killers. They don’t flip out like ninjas and start slicing away. If a pirate kills you, he has good reason.
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Remember, if a pirate is involved, look the other way. We need more of them to decrease the temperature of the planet and get those tree-huggers off our asses.
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RAmen
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Now why did ya ‘ave ta drag my arse inta this?
I’m jest trin’ ta save da reindeer’s an’ shit?
An’ da bunnie wabbits!
And da toads!
Ramen
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@Tree ass hugger
Do trees have asses? Kinky no?
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Proof once again that Christians are violent beings.
Glad I’m a Pastafarian…
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Ah, so I am not the only Gnocci out there anymore. Truly, a pasta with potatoes is something to universaly desire. I actually got to make some by hand during a trip to Italy (land of pasta and pizza, trust me, it holds up to and surpasses the hype)
@Mista Gnocchi
mind if I use that quote on occasion? Truly, you have been touched by His Noodley Appendage.
RAmen
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@Cat.
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Re: thebricktestament.com
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LMAO!!!! This is SOOOOOOOOO hilarious! And, well….. I just want to know who has this much innovative time on their hands and so much angst against the xtians to create this incredibly creative site.
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Must send this to me daughters right away. Wenches, both of ‘em.
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@Noodle Noggin
“so much angst against the xtians”
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More like angst against their push to indoctrinate their beliefs into all schoolchildren and control the political systems at the same time.
RAmen
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Gnocci. Mmmmmmmmmm. Haven’t had any for ages. Must get some and make a nice rich tomato sauce to go with them. Heaven.
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hello xander is sexy
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Bit of an ego thing there Xander.
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huh.
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i wasn’t aware that people used venganza.org to canvass for cybersex.
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No me neither. Maybe someones confused as to what’s going on here.
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probably a cathlic preist
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thinks were teenagers
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That happens :)
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@Mista Gnocchi,
I think that you should learn Cattish. Every good pirate ship has a ship’s cat. But obviously you had your Cattish-English dictionary to hand, because that’s exactly what I said!
@Noodle Noggin,
I can’t decide on my favourite story, it could be “When to stone your whole family”. Christians are so moral.
@ Penne,
Maybe there are no young Catholics left?
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sure there are,they’re just all in therapy.
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BTW my post was at Jon E
“Maybe someones confused as to what’s going on here.”
but no doubt relevent to Penne’s perceptions as well.
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Therapy run by Catholic preists with the bible as a text book. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
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Did you ever watch the South Park show called ‘Red Hot Catholic Love’? …soooooo funny!!!!
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@Gnocchi Man
Trully the Brotherhood of the Potato Pastas is growing, and verily we shall spread His word to all the corners of the globe.
Yes my quote is free to all. Here it is again for all you lazies who haven’t read the previous posts:
“Humanity my actually redeem itself when they stop waiting for a higher power to do it for them.” -me
@Cat
I have lived with felines for years and now have a novices understanding of catish. And I’m still amazed that you felinestines are able to do theoretical phycis without an opposable thumb.
Now to be relevant to the thread for the first time: as a previous poster said, flexible morals does not imply no morals. I believe non-believers can be more moral then believers. We do whats right, not because of the promise of some celestial paradise or from fear of eternal damnation, but because we care about our fellow humans (and cats and various other creatures). This is true morality. Morality out of fear or in hopes of rewards is childish. So we pastafarians may condone a little pre-marital sex (with protection) and occasional trips to alternate states of reality, but at least we don’t preach “Thou shall not kill” while supporting the death penalty and war.
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@Mista Gnocchi
“Humanity m[a]y actually redeem itself when they stop waiting for a higher power to do it for them”
-Wise words, but unless people do things nothing will change. I was thinking, and I contacted Bobby on this, but he ain’t got back to me yet, that FSMism could hold its first general meeting. I think your quote would provide an intersting debate. In my opinion FSM should consider taking a proactive role in our future. FSM could actually make a difference where it counts, but it would mean actions, not words, however wise. We could have a forum at the general meeting to discuss FSM’s future role in the world on such issues as obviously the education of children, but also on larger topics, such as global warming, etc and draw up a plan of action.
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Thanks for reading
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RAmen
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@Fred
Have you been to the website of Richard Dawkins, author of The God Delusion? A little more consistant serious disscussion requarding these issues is held there. Also FSM has its own moderated disscussion site:
FSM Disscussion
http://www.venganza.org/forum/index.php
RAmen
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@Wench Nikkie
Ah righty. Thanks! I never knew! I’ll pop something up there. I did check out Richard Dawkins, watched one or two of his interviews but I wasn’t a fan of what I saw, I’m sorry to say! But I should look more closely into his works.
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Also here is the Dawkins site link if you don’t already have it.
http://richarddawkins.net/home
The Church (here) is more the fun and worship frontline.
RAmen
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Fred
Dawkins site is good for disscussion on most recent articles which are posted there everyday (usually a couple), it seems. I was just over there reading before, about ID/ creationism in Turkey!
Reguarding Dawkins himself, he does appear to put some people off.
Site is definately worth a visit though.
Cheers
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chapter 8 is done;>
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@Penne
sorry, I must have missed an earlier thread. think you could enlighten me as to the meaning of the ‘chapters’? thanks,
RAmen
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go to the ” science without religion is lame’ thread and scroll up till you get to’OK,here’s my story”-hope you like it
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thanks again
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WHOAH! THAT IS AMAZING!
You should get Bobby H. to add it to the archives!
A pirate shanty might fit in well, if you haven’t done that already.
RAmen, RAmen, RAmen!
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I’ve got plans for pirates, but not in this story…..
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Peace be with you, brothers of the pasta. I was referenced to this wonderful, life-saving site by a good friend, nad it is the best thing to happen to me in ages. You all seem like such a cheery lot…
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Anyway. What’s with this Guy? He needs someone to sit him down and nicely explain that his religion prohibits him from shooting anyone’s wife. Poor dear… obviously has been off his meds for quite some time, from what I can tell.
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@Cat- Meow. Meow meow meeeew meow meow. Hiss! Rowr meow mew purr.
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I just want to say that i think you are crazy. Who would waste their time and money trying to get this theory into schools around the country. Although I do believe that everyone should make up their own mind about what really happened, your version is obviously not true, as you well know. All I’m saying is that you should really try to be more productive doing something worthwhile versus something that will never become a part to school curriculum.
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You’re right, I’ll drop the whole ID thing right now.
RAmen
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@_____-
Do you not understand the concept of sarcasm and/or satire, my son? If you are refferring to the Open Letter, which I suspect you are, then how on earth could you have missed the glaring satire there? The point of said letter, you poor pathetic sheep, is not so much to instill Pastafarianism into schools as it is to point out the glaring idiocy of attempting to get ID into a school curriculum. The reasoning behind NOT putting ID into schools is that, simply, it is NOT SCIENCE. Teaching children to be unscientific in science class is like teaching them to burn books in english or how to cook crystal meth in home ec. It is ridiculous, and therefore your point, I’m afraid, is moot. From a philisofical standpoint, Pastafarianism would make far more sense in a school environment than ID ever would, unless, FSM forbid, the separation of church and state laws are ever repealed.
RAmen.
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i have to agree. it was foolish to attempt getting ID into the science curriculum.
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erm…look up the meaning of SATIRE?
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Satire:
A literary work in which human vice or folly is attacked through irony, derision, or wit.
Irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose folly, vice, or stupidity.
Just in case you have as much trouble using a dictionary as you do your brain.
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MIOW!!! HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! *retract claws* i’m such a bitch!
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“Although I do believe that everyone should make up their own mind about what really happened, your version is obviously not true…” *sigh*…I wish these people would make up their minds.
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I had a dream in which I was eating pasta but when I bit into the meatball there was something hard inside. I looked and it was a human tooth. The meatball-teeth assembles into a small mouth and ate all my pasta, but they left the parmesian sprinkles in the bowl.
Can someone interpret this for me? I think its a sign, but i dont get it.
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btw Who are the unlucky people who have to be the strippers? just wondered. And are their male strippers? *shudder*. EW. And if not its sexist. dam…err i mean ‘non touched by noodles’ either way.
What if ur also beer intolerant? will their be sparkling grapejuice volcanos?
And then theirs the grain intolerant people.
Oh well im sure its all part of His plan.
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whats wrong here
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Had to change my email?
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Having a little identity crisis are we? I wonder why? ….hahaha..
RAmen Swabbies
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@_____ Who the heck calls themselves _____???? Thats just wrong ! That is Geez—————
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@13 Who the heck calls themselves 13???? Thats just wrong! Too Also!
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But I think you may just be young, and do not fully understand the workings of the world? So I would like to help you, I would!
Firstly, are beer and are strippers are the finest beer and strippers known! Why would we want anything less?
Secondly, Our strippers love being strippers! Elst they wouldn’t be! See what a simple deal we got here? It’s the bestest! It is!
Now… what would you like to know about grapes? ‘Cause friend I know Grapes!
And I’m a friendly type of guy! So ask ye away….
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@Wench Nikkiee, I don’t know what happened? My posts quit showing up?
I changed my email addy, and now they show up?
Must be some bad mamba jamba or something?
Ramen
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13,
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Your dream is quite straight forward. The Meatball represents the Earth. As you hungrily consumed the meatball, you encountered an unpallitable portion, the “tooth”. Clearly the tooth is symbolic of the consequences of our unbridled rape of the planet. The fact that it was a human tooth is also significant. The tooth demonstrates that we are the root cause of our own misfortunes.
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The metamorphosis of the meatball into a mouth which then consumes you clearly shows that if we continue to thoughtlessly squander the resources of our mother earth (figuratively speaking), she will turn on us and destroy us.
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Finally, your dream ends with hope. The remaining parmesan in the bowl are the seeds of humanity which may rebuild, hopefully learning from our mistakes.
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Surely the Noodly One has blessed you with a powerful vision which we should all take to heart.
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OEJ, Ship’s Navigator
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