if i were to shoot your wife

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If I were to shoot your wife, would you have a problem with that?

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  1. 601 Alchemist Dec 3rd, 2006 at 5:07 pm

    Nikkiee - I thought you lot were weaned on lager (big silly grin).

  2. 602 Wench Nikkiee Dec 3rd, 2006 at 5:16 pm

    I don’t know, not a beer drinker myself. Mostly clear spirits or wine.

  3. 603 One Oared Marc Dec 3rd, 2006 at 5:18 pm

    Happy birthday, Gill! When I was 18 I was too busy drinking beer and hanging around with friends to think about these sorts of heady things. I hope you are applying to good schools.

  4. 604 Wench Nikkiee Dec 3rd, 2006 at 5:20 pm

    Dark Side of the Moon has just been voted (results yesterday) Australia’s favourite album again :)

  5. 605 Wench Nikkiee Dec 3rd, 2006 at 5:22 pm

    Led Zepplin vol. 4 came in 7th

  6. 606 One Oared Marc Dec 3rd, 2006 at 5:23 pm

    I love that album. My copy was stolen out of my car and I have yet to replace it. I do have it on vinyl, though.

  7. 607 Alchemist Dec 3rd, 2006 at 5:38 pm

    Vinyl OOM? We really are starting to sound old. Hehe.
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    Nikkiee - not a beer drinker? What about the volcanoes in the afterlife?
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    Sorry oh noodleness mine’s a dry white. I’d hate to be in your shoes (^_^)

  8. 608 Jack Sparrow Dec 3rd, 2006 at 5:42 pm

    I love dark side of the moon. Im probably the only anarcho-communist, pastafarian, pink floyd fan kid in well, the world

  9. 609 Jack Sparrow Dec 3rd, 2006 at 5:43 pm

    I love dark side of the moon. What came second?

  10. 610 Wench Nikkiee Dec 3rd, 2006 at 5:45 pm

    I have been promised that there are/ will be alternatives available. Then again maybe it was just a rumour made up by non-beer drinking pastafarians?

  11. 611 Alchemist Dec 3rd, 2006 at 5:45 pm

    Jack - what the hell is an anarcho-communist? I thought anarchism and communism were diametrically opposed? Still, good taste in music.

  12. 612 Wench Nikkiee Dec 3rd, 2006 at 5:49 pm

    @Jack Sparrow Dec 3rd, 2006 at 5:43 pm
    I love dark side of the moon. What came second?
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    So, what albums did the nation vote for?
    http://abc.net.au/myfavouritealbum/
    1. Pink Floyd — Dark Side of the Moon
    2. Jeff Buckley — Grace
    3. Radiohead — OK Computer
    4. The Beatles — Abbey Road
    5. The Beatles — Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
    6. Nirvana — Nevermind
    7. Led Zeppelin — Four
    8. Red Hot Chili Peppers — Blood Sugar Sex Majik
    9. Meat Loaf — Bat Out of Hell
    10. U2 — Joshua Tree

  13. 613 J Dec 3rd, 2006 at 5:53 pm

    Delightful to see the go[o]d fight still being fought…
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    Happy Birthday to Gill for next week! (And fear not! You have three whole glorious years of teenness ahead of you (18, 19 and twenteen.)
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    @ Wench Nikkiee - ?!? You cannot spout the biojargon of which you are demonstrably capable and yet be a wee young un. Surely…?
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    @ OOM and Alchemist and others speaking of death. I have, fortunately for myself, never seen anyone die of AIDS. I am sorry for you both, and for the people you knew.
    .
    But 2006 has been a nasty year. People seem to be dying left, right and centre. My old boss, a lady of 49, is currently lying in a hospice a few days from near certain death from cancer. The last three years have seen her (in reverse order) recover from breast cancer, have a hysterectomy and receive the news that her twenty-something daughter had unexpectedly died as a side-effect of medication (a couple of days before the hysterectomy was due). It’s weird - we never saw eye to eye, but she took a chance in giving me my first real job and now she’s too weak for visitors. And, if I was the believing sort, I’d be praying for her to survive. (Actually, change that: I *am* the believing sort. I’m just also the rationalising sort, and thence follows a lot.)
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    Did I read in Dawkins of the prayer study that showed that people who *knew* they were being prayed for were *less* likely to survive than other groups (people who weren’t being prayed for and those who didn’t know they were)? Elsewhere, I read of the video game created for cancer sufferers to help them visualise fighting the cancer cells, which apparently aided their recovery. There’s a good argument for religion as a productive psychological model to help a person access their own mental and physical resources. But woe betide the person who enforces his/her subjective world-view on another. Science is what we *know*, and we should all share that. What we believe out of personal choice is our own business. We should absolutely *not* do anything to make it a concern for other people.
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    @ Everyone: I miss you guys. But: This weekend I visited my sister in London Taaan. On Friday I ate spaghetti with meatballs, and today I had a pasty from the Cornwall Pasty Whatever, who’s logo is a PIRATE eating a pasty. There is but one word for this, and that word is Arrrrrrrr.
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    Keep firing them cannon, my hearties,
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    RAmen
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    J, of the piratej@yahoo.co.uk

  14. 614 J Dec 3rd, 2006 at 5:55 pm

    ‘the piratej@yahoo.co.uk’
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    What a stupid place to put a space.
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    J, the idiot

  15. 615 J Dec 3rd, 2006 at 5:56 pm

    Oh, while I’m here, can I just voice my own enthusiasm for Dark Side of the Moon? (Always been a big fan of The Great Gig In The Sky, personally.)

  16. 616 Wench Nikkiee Dec 3rd, 2006 at 5:57 pm

    Jack Sparrow Dec 3rd, 2006 at 5:42 pm
    “I love dark side of the moon. ”
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    “Wish You Were Here” is my favourite along side the compilation “Delicate Sounds of Thunder’ (or Pulse… excellent videos)

  17. 617 J Dec 3rd, 2006 at 5:58 pm

    (That said, I’d probably marry the first Pastafarian who’d acknowledge Portishead’s Roads as their all-time favourite…)

  18. 618 Alchemist Dec 3rd, 2006 at 5:58 pm

    J - good to hear from you.

  19. 619 Wench Nikkiee Dec 3rd, 2006 at 6:01 pm

    Hi J :)
    Almost all of Floyds’s stuff is good, I could never quite attach myself to Atomic Heart Mother, though.
    Good to hear from you.
    RAmen

  20. 620 Wench Nikkiee Dec 3rd, 2006 at 6:08 pm

    @J
    @ Wench Nikkiee - ?!? You cannot spout the biojargon of which you are demonstrably capable and yet be a wee young un. Surely…?
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    Just having a go at them for complaining about getting old……at their age?
    ;)

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