flimsy moral standards? Lets see here.
If I were to shoot your wife, would you have a problem with that?
-michael martin
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Oh my god - just read the posts - that was not me that posted that.
@ Alchemist, No! None of that was meant toward you! It was someone who was saying that all of need to accept Jesus as our personal savior. I just hate it when that happens!
Penne - I’m 37 and still thing I’m 17. Thanks by the way.
Swabbies Bucket, don’t be so silly,look at all the sexy movie star guys out there who just keep getting better with age?(but not harrison ford,he’s all shrivled up for some reason-that Mcbeal bitch sucked the hunk right outta him)
Saucy - thank FSM for that. Saucy - I think a bit bit of paranoia?
Penne Dec 2nd, 2006 at 10:03 pm
Swabbies Bucket, don’t be so silly,look at all the sexy movie star guys out there who just keep getting better with age?(but not harrison ford,he’s all shrivled up for some reason-that Mcbeal bitch sucked the hunk right outta him)
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Thanks really, I am getting better looking all the time! LOL
I’m happy! Thats what matters.
ooh two bits - cool
@ the real Alchemist, that makes sense. I was confused.
Saucy - I’m getting bloody confused here.
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Led zep is on. Thank you for what you did for me. Your message was very well received.
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I really do mean it with the other e-mail. Swing on it kiddo -
You should now how to test for the real Alchemist
I need to get back to my story. Maybe one of you guys could ask Bobby if he’s OK with me writting such smut on his site for me. I’ve got no answer yet and my typing fingers are getting itchy. I just don’t know if it would be like an infringement or something, and I don’t really feel comfortable about e-mailing just yet.
@ anyone - I need to go on record saying that I think Keanu Reeves, who is 42, is very attractive to me. But isn’t real attractiveness or sexiness in our personalities? I’ve seen some physically beautiful people with the sexual attraction of a federal tax form. And I’ve seen regular-looking, non-teenage people who simply emanate sexuality without trying. Maybe it’s all chemicals and biological.
Penne, you’re trying to share a smutty story? What have I missed? I don’t know what the rules are, either. Someone typed about 10,000 YOU FUCKS a while ago, so I can’t imagine anything you’d say would be less appropriate than that. Does it involve noodly appendages?
It’s mojo baby!
It involves a great number of noodly appendages,but not anything worse then what I’ve already written. I know what you mean about beautiful people with the sexual attraction of a federal tax form,I’ve dated a few guys like that with perfect faces and bodies and the personalities of tube scoks. Now I like my men rugged, with some character. I’m a sucker for an odd shaped or hooked nose.
Nic,
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I do not know Hitler’s arguments on the subjects of morality and frankly, it doesn’t matter. You said there is no basis for a naturalist evolution of morality. I provided one. Right or wrong, it is an explanation. It is logical. Evolution of moral tendancies against actions that damage a group’s survival is completely logical. Survival of the group improves the chances of a gene or meme being passed to the next generation. Therefore beneficial traits will prosper (I know this is a rough explanation, but it suffices for this discussion). It’s not a difficult concept to grasp.
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I can only imagine that you either do not understand how evolution works or that you simply reject the idea of gradual changes through natural selection.
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OEJ
I tried to tell him much the same thing OEJ, it’s pointless, he simply refuses to listen. He is right(in his own mind) and nothing anyone says is going to change it.
Nic,
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The Dr. Michael Martin that people keep refering to is a young Earth creation “scientist” that claims to work for Ken Ham’s AnswersInGenesis.
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For the record, I don’t believe you are him. Your styles of discussion are much different.
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OEJ
I think he just comes here thinking no one will be able to answer his questions and then he can feel high and mighty about it. He’s probably got a boss or a wife who makes him feel inferior or something. He seems to have a need to be right all the time.
He probably fantasizes about shooting his wife in his spare time.