Fedex delivered 9 boxes of FSM greeting/propaganda cards this morning and they look good. I have never seen so much propaganda in one place.
Here are some close-up pictures:
Front: 
Back: 
Maybe 1/4 of the first printing has been sold, and they’re going quick - so if you want some, buy them asap. Order FSM cards HERE.
The Church is funded entirely by your purchases of FSM merchandise. Thank you for your support.
An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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you must be making a mint off this stuff.
Praise the FSM. He reached out and touched this world with his noodley appendage just in time for the holiday season.
RAmen
praise he who puts the blessed symbols of the FSM on cards for christmas.
even if pastafarians shouldnt have christmas because, of course the christian faith is wrong. Oh well
RAmen
I might just order one of these..lol.
@Me
We may think the Christian faith is incorrect, but our flimsy moral standards won’t let us turn down an opportunity to get some free swag.
You can think the Christian faith is incorrect all you want.
It doesn’t make you right :).
flimsy moral standards? Lets see here.
If I were to shoot your wife, would you have a problem with that?
I said flimsy moral standards, not non-existant moral standards.
hey, at least we’re not the ones who murder and consider it to be divinely justified. more people have died throughout history due to religious faith than the atrocities of Hitler, Mao and Stalin combined.
@ Homo narrans
and even Hitler was driven by his own twisted sense of religion in his atrocities.
Has anyone thought about introducing FSM holidays, everyone else has them and it would give us an excuse to bunk off,i mean pray to the noodly one
RAmen
We do have holidays, many of them in fact. Every Friday is a holiday.
I can’t wait to see mine in my mailbox.
Excellent i havent worked on fridays for years, i must have subconciously seen the light, or is that linguini
case anyone didn’t notice im new to these waters, any one mind if im ships cat? i cant catch rats for moral reasons but i’ll gladly eat any spilt pasta.
p.s i dont scent mark very often
Pirates love cats! At least, I’m a pirate and I like cats. I’d love to adopt you little plunderer of rodents.
On another note, if a prophet of the FSM told me to buy these cards, then the FSM must want me to also. Must resist urge to… blindly obey…
The FSM told me that if i scent mark too much i’ll go blind, i blindly obeyed and i still have almost purrfect vision. And they say theres no proof!
Praise be to the Noodly One! This will greatly assist in the building of the pirate ship!
RAmen
“You can think the Christian faith is incorrect all you want.
It doesn’t make you right :).”
You can think your religion is correct all you want. That doesn’t make you right. ;)
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I’m sorry. Simply couldn’t resist. Nice cards, Bobby!
Yeah, nice cards. may have to order some of those myself.