wow…u guys truly are morons…what a productive use of ur allotted time…
-Mr. Frodo
u guys truly are morons
Published by Bobby Henderson November 22nd, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 422 Comments
422 Responses to “u guys truly are morons”
Let me be one of, if not the first to point out that you can not spell. May the noodly lord forgive this semi literate retard.
RAMEN !
-Hal
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mr. frodo
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don’t you have better things to do. shouldn’t you get back to saving middle earth
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@mr. frodo
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I see you have spent your time much more wisely.
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Hobbits are known for their huge feet but not for huge brains. I guess this post is all we can expect.
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Mr. Frodo, I find your thoughts and ideas informative and thought provoking. I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. [/sarcasm]
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Nah, this is my spare time. I use my ALLOTED time to work and spell and use grammar correctly.
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I don’t think you understand. It makes just as much sense as any other religion. You don’t go bashing them, do you? May He forgive you for your ignorance.
RAmen.
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“u” does not equate to “you”
“ur” does not equate to “your”
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how about using your alloted time to learn how to spell? as mentioned, this is our spare time.
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@Mr. Frodo
> wow…u guys truly are morons…what a productive use of ur allotted time…
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My English teacher told me to practice my writing
going to some crap website and write some bullshit.
So here I am, Jackass! :-)
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I don’t think anyone who uses “Mr. Frodo” as their online handle has any right to tell other people they’re not using their time wisely. Go back to your mom’s basement and wish you had a girlfriend, dumbass.
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-Mr. Frodo
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What an outstanding reasoned argument you have there, you freak!
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Morons who make sense are far superior to morons who don’t
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Or did you mean mormons?
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That’s just not fair,do we come to your sci-fi conventions and make fun of the way you spend your time:making pointy ears and second rate costumes and learning to speak make-belive dilects.-No,of course not ,what a waste of time that would be.
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You guys arrrrr all a bunch of Fags that inclueds you Mr. Frodo
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“You guys arrrrr all a bunch of Fags that inclueds you Mr. Frodo”
-NOT mr.Frodo
I notice that you mispelled the word ‘are’and ‘include’, and failed to use proper grammar. You should have written, “You guys are all a bunch of fags. That includes you Mr. Frodo.”
Don’t thank me, just trying to give you some help. :)
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@Just Guess
He spelled are that way because he wanted to sound like a pirate.
And Mr.Frodo, i see you use your allotted (sic) time to go and dis other people who waste their allotted (sic) time in a sensible manner.
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“wow…u guys truly are morons…what a productive use of ur allotted time…”
well, it seems to me that it is you who are waisting your time. Posting moronic opinions on pages you do not understand…May His Noodlyness enlighten you.
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hi, i have heard about the FSM,and am glad to find a site about it. i personally don’t belive in him/her/it? i don’t know, please don’t be mad. but, why can the FSM not exist? i think that it is a wonderful idea, and i support you all! i think that there is a better way of handling critics, but who am i to judge? i really think what you all have here is great, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. i have no intint (i can’t spell) on joining, but like i said, i support you all
blessed be
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i actually need to correct my-self i ment to saywhy can’t the FSM exist ^_^ sorry much!
blessed be
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Thanks Skittles! Don’t suppose you’re Wiccan by any chance? I heard the phrase comes from there.
@ Mr. Frodo.- you have desecrated the name of a beloved character. You sicken me. As for all the rest, PLEASE don’t take HIM as a representative of the LOTR fans.
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Worshipping the creator of all that is noodly in the world is never moronic. Remember, He created you.
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- Brother Boyardee
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He said that exact same thing in one of the posts.
Hatred – Check
Poor argument with no supporting evidence – Check
Bad grammar – Check
Aah, yes, another hate-mailer.
RAmen
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The rate of hate-mail is slowing, we need some more religious nuts to laugh at…
send more please!
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@anna yeah i sure am, and no prob, i’ll be visiting this site a lot more
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go find a friend u non beleiver.
(btw on a random note: is it illegal for a teacher to call u a slut?(awaiting ur worldy wisdom)
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can’t we just post something contriversial? I’m sure we’d get alot more hate mail…although hu wud hate us? (sarcasm)
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Hi. I was just wondering if this is an actual religion or just an atheist sacasm movement? Thanks.
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@raspberry are you directing that at me?
(yes it is, it is slander and the teacher can be fired)
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ooh, and yes, that money stamp would be a very creative idea. I’d buy one.
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@rasberry: yes, it’s slander (as skittles said), emotional abuse, and sexual harassment.
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@NOT mr. Frodo and Jack Sparrow
My bad, I misinterpreted it as an insult to me fellow Pastafarians.
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“Hi. I was just wondering if this is an actual religion or just an atheist sacasm movement? Thanks.”
-monica
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serious answer: The Letter to the Kansas School board was meant to satirize the idea of teaching Intelligent Design in schools as a legitimate scientific theory. The FSM is just as viable a theory as ID.
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Pastafarian answer: Aye, the FSM do be a real religion, with 10 million followers and growing. We be hopin’ more like yerself be touched by His noodly appendage.
RAmen
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@Mr Frodo:
My “allotted” time? Who allocates my time? Who tells me what to do with it? It was me, last time I looked.
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And anyway, if what I choose to do with my time is contributing in some small way to annoying you – well, that worked out fine, didn’t it?
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@Monica:
To me, it’s a real religion. No, really. Honestly. It is.
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But then again, I do a good sideline in sarcasm, so who’s to say?
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“wow…u guys truly are morons…what a productive use of ur allotted time…
-Mr. Frodo”
Talk about a moron. Mr. Frodo just doesn’t get it. But no matter, Mr. Frodo is a typical hit and run poster anyway. No stomach for a real debate. Not enough wit or intelligence for a brave rebuttal. Oh, and oh so hip with the chatroom spelling and grammar (or lack thereof).
“allotted (sic) time”? Is he using that in a biblical sense? As in, we are allotted a certain amount of time here in this life and we had better use it to follow the xtian rules so we can get into xtian heaven when we die?! Hahahahaha!
“What a maroon! What a nin-cow-poop!” (Quoting Bugs Bunny)
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If electricity comes from electrons does that mean morality comes from us?
And by the way, exellent use of the great art of defficating on and then molesting the english language.
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“Hi. I was just wondering if this is an actual religion or just an atheist sacasm movement? Thanks.” – Monica
Hi Monica, I guess for me, I’d have to be mostly atheist sarcasm, as I believe very strongly in science and other sensible things that are based on logic and reason.
At the same time, however, a certain part of me thinks well, what if it was ultimately a diety that we might call “God” that created the universe instead of just a spontaneous “horrendous space kablooie”? Well who knows? And maybe it was really a horrendous space kablooie, but in fact lit or started or whatever by a God? Well we can’t really know for sure, but we can keep observing the world around us and trying to learn as much as we can. And for my part, I’m going to keep the FSM theory around just in case we start getting evidence that there was some kind of supreme being that started it all… just because, assuming that evidence does surface, it seems a lot more logical than what Christianity, Islam, or a multitude of other religious are trying to teach you instead, because it supports the principles of science and using our brains to learn instead of just automatically believing what some idiot preacher told us at church.
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Hmmmm….this has got me thinking about the funamentlaist Christian snake handlers. Perhaps they are really Pastafarians that are a little confused? I mean, maybe they THOUGHT they were reaching for a bowl of pasta, but instead it was serpent? Perhaps they were thinking about the beer volcanoes a little too hard?
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And oh yeah – Arrrrrrr!!!!!!
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Welcome, Redbeard.
I have always thought that snakes are pasta anyway.
It just makes sense really! Damn I wished I didn’t drink soo much tonite! But that happens sometrimes, as you know. All hail the Noodly one!
RAmen
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The serpent truly is a gift from the most enlightened pasta. It’s quite delicious with angel hair, regardless of whichever den of inequity you are fond of frequenting.
RAmen
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whilst we devote our selves to our noodly god, you sat and watched lord of the rings mr Frodo, great use of your time, you hairy footed poor excuse for a hobbit!
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-Snake handlers are insane.I know a guy who is one and he has been bitten 347 times-yes,everywhere you can think of,and he keeps doing it.I think the snakes are trying to tell him something, personaly. (I’m not sure if he’s acctually christian or not ,come to think of it)
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Hi guys,
On a different note. Have many of you lot come across Dr John Sentamu, the Archbishop of York? Among his many recent attempts to push his cause he has taken to describing people who don’t agree with him as Illibral Atheists, the matter that he was using as an excuse for this was that several years ago one city in the UK considered callin Christmas Wintervale instead, the idea was abandonned before it began. He’s also been making rather a big deal of some woman from British Airways who was told she couldn’t wear her cross outside her uniform, as I understand it BA have a ban on jewellery being warn outside of clothing.
Anyway being a resident of the fine city of York and an atheist I find his attitude and his regular attacks upon anyone who doesn’t agree with him rather annoying.
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To be fair to this chap he has also banged on a bit about how the English are embarrassed to be English and allow every Jonny Foreigner to hole up in ‘Londonstan’ and spout there dogmatic crap. Good to hear from a Ugandan on the improtance of being English then. What I do disagree with is his stand on claiming England is rooted in Christianity when infact the Magna Carta was first drafted on sheets of dried pasta and enshrined ever serfs inalienable right to Heinz tinned spaghetti. This is a fact because some bloke called Paul of Tottenham Court Rd told me so. I didn’t ned to see the evidence ’cause he told me.
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England rooted in Christianity? i’m sure that the ancient celts and druids would heavily disagree on that one. unfortunately, druidic cults don’t speak up for themselves much these days.
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Hi,
Just a very naîve question… Since the jewish are, in old & new testament, the choosen people of “god”, are the italians the choosen people of the FSM?? and so the shepards of pastafarism?? That would be scarry (Materazzi beeing an italian).
Thanks for your answer,
Excuse my spelling,
An evolutionist
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HAPPY THANKS GIVING. I am thankful for our Prophet Bobby and his Gift of bringing unto us That Which Created Us ALL (midgets, too!). Wahoo and RAmen!!!!!!!
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I’m not embarrassed to be English. We are the least religious country in the Western world, but at the same time the most tolerant and open minded. If you wanted to build a Cathedral to Patafarianism here, you could do, nobody would object. (In fact thats a bloody good idea!)
‘Londinistan’ happened because some Islamic nuts abused the principles of multiculturalism and tolerance and used the idea of respecting all faiths and freedom of speech to preach hatred of rival faiths and denounce freedom of speech. We should have seen it coming – our principles were used against us. We are having to revise our ideals because of them, which is annoying, but you live and learn.
I would rather have the problem of a few urban pockets of ultra-Islam than a wealthy, powerful and well organised christian conservative right wing like you have in the States right now. It’s brilliant to find such creative and witty resistance to it in the shape of FSM, I salute you from accross the pond! Don’t forget all the best Pirates were Brits, we even invented the accent, and holy words such as ‘arrrrrrr’.
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@Ediacara
Hi,
Just a very naîve question… Since the jewish are, in old & new testament, the choosen people of “godâ€, are the italians the choosen people of the FSM?? and so the shepards of pastafarism?? That would be scarry (Materazzi beeing an italian).
Thanks for your answer,
Excuse my spelling,
An evolutionist
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I wouldn’t put too much faith in that idea. The Chinese made noodles first. Apparently China was the first place the FSM deamed worthy of creating objects in his likeness, not Italy. Unfortunately that is still a somewhat scary thought.
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im not a believer but my mate is, and he seems to think that young Mr Frodo is very insulting, please apologise, dumbass.
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monkeys are belivers
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i did not just post the above message, i was forced off my computer and someone eles wrot it, honest
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I left the office a little late today and decided, unusually so, to skip my tradtional end-of-work beer. Last night my post-work-pint turned into a bit of a bender, as I was kidnapped by a Spaniard who kindly introduced me to the basics of his lanuage, which happens to be closely related to many Western European languages. Anyhow, I was waking home and I crossed a rather large, open square, the name of which escapes my rather temperamental memory, but I noticed that the square was gently sloped on all sides towards the middle, to facilitate drainage of course. I rapidly crossed the square and slipped into my local grocery store and picked up a half kilo of pork and beef mince, some fresh tomatoes, some closed cup mushrooms, an onion, some garlic and some spaghetti. I cut the onion in half, slice the tomatoes and half of the mushrooms, and then blend them in the food processor with half a clove of garlic and some paprika. I gently fry the other half of the onion, with the rest of the mushrooms and garlic, all diced. After they have been slightly browned I add the beef and pork mince (beef and pork together add a somewhat more enjoyable flavour I find) and wait until it has browned before adding the sauce. Then turn the heat down and leave to reduce while cooking the pasta, adding salt to both, and a dash of wine or stout ale to the sauce. After ten minutes the pasta is ready and I sit down to enjoy the first spaghetti bolognese I have had in months. Feeling very full, I light my digestive cigarette (apparently a cigarette after dinner promotes a breathing pattern that is condusive to digestion) and begin to contemplate the days events over a cup of mint tea. Then it hits me. Proof of both Intelligent Design and Evolution. Evolution: Spanish and English, as well as French and Italian, share many similarities, in fact you can directly trace the roots of modern French back to Latin, basically a completely different language, and thus we have proof of evolution, thanks to my Spanish acquaintance. As sentient beings, we have evolved over the ages, even if only on a societal level (though there also appears to be proof of physical evolution, we have grown taller and our skulls are becomng narower, but that is by the by, evolution has been proved) to optimise and ameliorate our communicative skills, as well as adding our own personal touches (slang) to the language, thus EVOLVING into the cultures that we now see prevailing in Western Europe. As for intelligent desgin, well some clever guy realised you save a lot of hassle and mess by sloping the sides of your squares and putting a drain in the middle and hey presto! your drainage needs are solved and you don’t need to worry about puddles appearing everywhere. Now THAT’S intelligent design if ever I saw it. Sorry for that. Just felt touched by the Noodly Appendage and had to share.
RAmen
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bravo, Fred. didn’t Dawkins once say that he believed in intelligent design of man-made things? indeed, i say that all man-made objects should be intelligently designed, else they become useless. but living things work in ways that inanimate, man-made things do not, and thusly can mutate and evolve, as has been observed.
welcome to the noodley brotehrhood.
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Sounds like wisdom to me matey, why bother making something useless! And why exist if you can’t constantly strive to be a better person, and improve yourself and your world. Hope you enjoyed the recipe for bolognese too, I guess as Pastafarians we should share our knowledge of the art of creating the divine dish of sustenance, and introduce each other to the new and wonderful ways in which pasta can be served, kind of like the Ten Condiments.
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@Parmesanity – you’re right. We are tolerant in the UK. How long will it last for though?
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The British Nationalist Party are gaining ground in traditional working class areas.
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Faith schools are appearing like rashes. They, along with the independent schools, are rejecting the national curriculum. We had race riots in Oldham a few years ago and now there seems to have been a spate of race related murders.
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Bring back the USSR, at least everyone knew who we should be scared of then.
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Seriously, I fear for this country (UK). The atmosphere of hate and mistrust that exists behind closed doors is bloody scary.
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I blame the tabloides, there all hate mongering scum and a disturbing percentage of Brits take there word as Gospel. The tabloides pander to the fundamentalists and its time they were held accountable.
May noodly tendrils loosen their hold over us
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Neofelis -mew, mew, purr. Never a truer word spoken!
RAmen
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I hate Cyber Drama.Mr.Frodo,
you have my pitty.
RAman
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For Fred and anyone else interested- the words of a Dunesbury comic strip:
Patient: Can it be cured?
Doctor: Depends. Are you a creationist?
Patient: Why?
Doctor: I’m going to give you the choice of choosing your type of treatement. Treat it the way it was before antibiotics, or as the multiple med resistant strain it has since evolved into.
Patient: what are the new drugs like?
Doctor: They’re intelligently designed.
^_^
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@ anna
i love that, and i like your thinking. i also have a question for all of you,
Raspberry said Quote:go find a friend u non beleiver. 1, she did not spell believer right, (i don’t think i did either) and do you all think i should leave this site, because i only support this, but don’t follow the religion? I would like honest answers please, as i am not easly offended. (please exuse my spelling)
blessed be
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@Mr.Frodo- When the hell was someone going to tell me I had a time limit?!?! By his noodly appendage, I’ve wasted so much time!! What was I thinking?
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Skittles, I don’t think that anyone here would desire for a supporter of the one true religion(even one who happens to be a non-believer) to leave. I’m glad that you’re not easily offended, as it shows that not all religious people are so weakminded and insecure in their own beliefs that something like a few other people’s dissent shake their beliefs to the point that they abandon good grammar and rationality(what little they have). RAmen
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is mr. frodo your real name or are you a Lord of the Rings loser
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Freds delicious and amusing antics have reminded me of my own pasta apiffical experience. I was draged by my friends to a small french resturaunt they had been frequenting. I had one of the finest plates of pasta know to man: angle hair pesto. It was quite evident that the noodles were homeade, as the texture was noticably finer. The pesto was made with garden grown basil, and various exotic spices which names eluded me. I knew after consuming the glorious meal, that the amusing thing they said to me before going was true.
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They told me they found God through the food.
RAmen
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A science teacher walks into a classroom of thirty YEC students. The teacher says, “I was going to discuss the difference between evolution and creationism, but then I realized I didn’t want to have to explain it THIRTY TIMES.”
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@ Mr. Happypants,
i thank you for your kind words. yes it is true i am a religious person, but i am not here to spread my faith. I am here to learn about yours ^_^
blessed be
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Welcome aboard Skittles.
May you be forever touched by His Noodly Appendage!
If you so choose.
RAmen
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Hi Guys,
As a Brit I love my country and I’m very disturbed when I see the creep back of religion into places it has no right to be. I’ve long believed that the only good religion is a dead religion.
As has been mentioned by others we have an increase in the number of faith schools in the UK, these schools have their ciriculums dictiated by the government, but can be altered to suit the faith involved. It should also be pointed out that these schools are not paid for by the faiths in question but by the government from our taxes, so basically we are paying to have children indoctrinated into faith. It has been proven that faith schools are devisive, just look at what happened in Northern Ireland where children where either brought up catholic or protestant. I make no claims of innocence for Britain when it comes to Ireland, though many Americans have much to answer for in their funding of terrorist groups. But those troubles would have been sorted long before if there had been more common ground and understanding. Bringing children up together in mixed schools has been shown to help. The more they see of different people around then, the less they see the difference and the more they see the people.
I suppose I should also mention that in recent surveys about two thirds of the british electrorate opposed faith schools.
Though if Bobby ever managed to make enough money he could actually found a City Academy in Britain based on FSM.
We sit in front of our PCs and talk about what’s wrong with the world, wouldn’t it be nice if we could funnel some of that energy and really change the world.
PS Bobby, some of us are using public access pcs and could do with a sign off function so that we aren’t leaving our account open to abuse. Thanks
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unfortunately PM Blair is supporting faith schools, though i can’t understand why. maybe when the criminal Bush is deposed from the white house, Blair will stop acting like the proverbial leech clinging to his arse.
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if only.
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The UK used to be a fantastic place and looking at the rise in secularisation it could’ve been potentially great with a rational and scientific explain of society and the world. However, looking at demographic studies by people such as Kaufmann, it seems as if there’l be a re-sacrilisation of this society because religious people tend to have higher birth rates than atheists. Following this logically it means that if the offspring of the religious people continue to follow their parents’ religions (either blindly, by questioning using what they think is rationally or just by being indoctrinated (as stated in Chapter 1 of “The God Delusion” by Richard Dawkins)) then the theistic population will once again rise.
Also, if you look at the growth of NRMs (New Raligous Movements) and NAMs (New Age Movements) then this shows that religion and blind faith are still prominent in society. I would like to further point out that some NRMs can be extremely harmful to the individual e.g. Jim Jones and the People’s Temple and also the Life Foundation – http://www.guardian.co.uk/religion/Story/0,,1951502,00.html .
Something for you to ponder and debate here – the other day i asked my philosophy teacher if she that is was possible that if some people who believed in religion that had been indoctrinated into believing in that particular religion (contemporary example of Islam and a classical example of Catholicism). Her reply was that she believed that she found religious indoctrination (or any kind of indoctrination)acceptable if the indoctrinated person was morally acceptable.
The following day the philosophy class were having a discussion about what God is and whether it is possible for it to exist and the inconsistant triad. Again, I put my hand up to answer. This time I used His Noodliness and Pastafarianism as an example to explain my point about the illogicity of belief in God. My teacher replied “Well, I’ve never heard of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and because it sounds so silly (noodly appendages and noodles in the sky) I doubt that your argument has any validity.” My reply was “Pastafarianism is a legitamate religion and haas over two million followers, how can you not say that it is valid?” Then she blanked me and moved onto another person in the class.
Now, forgive me for thinking this but if we have people teaching “philosophy” (or rather theology – as we are generally being taught our teacher’s watered down version of Catholicism), a subject where a person is meant to explore all avenues and use the strongest arguments to find the truth (as science does), what hope is there for developing our ideas if teachers like this are allowed to preach their religious views and masquerade it as philosophy?
Just a few thoughts there, your replies would be most welcome.
Thanks, Brad.
May His Noodliness have mercy on us all.
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I’ve seen what indoctrination can do to people, I’m sure everybody here has. In know way do I think it’s a good thing for any religion to be allowed to indoctrinate people and the state should most definitly not help them.
In the UK Dr Sentamu has again been calling for religion to take a stronger control influence and control of law and politics. He seems to be calling for the start of a theocracy. The last time we had that kind of thing in this country was over 400 years ago and it lead to suffering and executions on a mssive scale. It’s almost ironic that Sentamu chooses to quote William Pitts on the abuse of power. Personally I see Dr Sentamu as the publicity officer for a failing business. The Church of England is loosing followers fast. The only churchs in this country that are growing are the scary evangelical ones, like the Calvery Chapel that my own brother belongs to. Though the growth of evangelical churchs is still less than the growth in atheism.
I recently found myself arguing online with someone who claimed that Dr Sentamu spoke for the majority of this countries population, this particular individual would not answer me when I asked him what gave him the right to claim know what the majority think. Ironically this person was also an avid supporter of the BNP.
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sorry, mr. Frodo, shall I go to mass tonight instead of sleeping? mabye I should spend my sundays going to THE SAME christian church watching and listening to the SAME BORING services based on the SAME 2000, no wait, 1600? year old book, giving money to a charity which will help confuse others and pull people away from the important things in life like fighting disease at the risk of some DEAD 2000 year olds, who no longer have the brain to think, to think that we are going against the SAME old gods laws…
PS theres a church round the corner, bloody CoE, with a painting above the door (its a huge one too) showing jebus burning down a completely metallic city (and those who are trying to protect it) and a select few running to the green grass around it… is that the kind of thing you stand for, because that painting is an act of terror, I used to be scared of that thing as a kid. terror is the sword of the christians, and the muslims, and perhaps the jews aswell. So you see, our time may truly be productive, If we can bring people to mock you and ignore you, your methods of trror will be made useless and lame like your president, and people will be able to choose their religion by themselves, no forced religion from parants, or peers, or propoganda, just comedy, and humour and laughter will rule the religions, and philosophy and your way of life. so can you yet see, mr.frodo, you are holding us back, watch some blasphemous comedy and learn some blasphemace science…
*walks away swearing under breath*
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Religion has always used fear and terror to get their way.
I did hear that at one point some sections of the early church used teach reincarnation. They stopped when they realised that it didn’t scare people into giving them money. So they stole the ideas of Elysium and Tartarus from the Greek mythology and grossly simplified it to give them Heaven and Hell.
As to the origins of the bible, anyone want to tell me why the earliest versions of the new testament that I’ve ever heard of come from the 2nd century? Why is there no gospel according to Jesus, if he was a rabi and a teacher as was claimed then he should have been able to read and write in several languages.
By the way, yes Hexhunter the Jews have used terror, look at the old testament and you will find many cases of it. Jericho is a prime example. Anyone with a reasonable knowledge of military engineering could tell you that what they actually did was march round the walls making a racket while they had a bunch of people undermining the walls, but telling their enemies that their god is powerful enough to tear down a city walls is much more useful. It keeps your enemies afraid of you.
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Quite true, my UK brothers Jon E, H. narans, and brad. The Troubles are more than simply a religious one, or a political one, and education is surely the key. The good news. Tony Blair is on his way out, for whatever reasons. Is this time to rejoice? Maybe the new PM will be the catalyst for positive change, maybe not. Time will tell, as they say. Only His Noodly Master knows for sure.
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For brad, thanks for the gaurdian link. Sad wot religion can do to some people simply looking for meaning in their lives. But I’m afraid the UK has a long and storied history of atrocities on a much grander scale that we are still trying to live down. I won’t go into detail here, but having said that, is one of the reasons I left Old Blighty for The States. Little did I know wot crap politics I would find here. At least we have room to spread out. Finally, have you signed Richard Dawkins petition to rid the UK of secular schools? This new movement of introducing ID into schools is pure bollocks! I don’t have the link readily available, but I would be glad to if you request.
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Ramen brothers and cheers mates
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to rid the UK of secular schools?
do you not mean rid the UK of sectarian schools?
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but i do agree with everything these latest posts have said. keep religion in RE lessons, and keep science in science lessons. everyone will be happier (and better-informed) that way.
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Haven’t seen the Dawkins petition yet, but I will happily sign it. I’ve already had a go at the organisation behind trying to introduce ID into UK schools, they call themselves Truth In Science, though personally I’ve taken to calling them Lies Instead Of Science. One of their founders is a friend of my brother, who is completely taken in by this nonsense, I had asked them a few questions using a far more anonymous tag than the one I use here. All I got back where the usual lies and claims of having real science to back up their claims. I’ve still to see and science that backs up ID.
One thing that’s been bouncing round my head for a while is the irriducable complexity of the mouse trap. Behe didn’t really think this one out to well. All the parts for the mousetrap were pre-existing and also if you look at a mousetrap doesn’t it remind you of a simplified crossbow, and from there we can say that it’s descended from the bow, through slings and stick throwers to the spear and then the thrown rock to the rock in someones hand and eventually to the fist.
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@ Brad – That link about the Life Foundation was scary, particularly because I can see how someone, even myself under a different set of circumstances, could become engangled in such a group. I have apparently had a semi-cult experience by attending 12-step meetings for years after I stopped drinking alcohol (and other mind-altering substances.) I recently saw a website that lists the ways A.A. is a cult, and, although the Fellowship absolutely does good things for people, it really does seem to have a lot in common with bonafide cults. I never really fit in at A.A., because I refused to give up my entire life in the pursuit of only Fellowship-related activities. I had a dream once that I went to an A.A. retreat and they took away my clothes and put me on an island of bleachers in the middle ofa huge gymnasium. In that dream, my worst fears were confirmed, that A.A. was a cult. Well, anyway it helped me to stop living the way I was living. It’s almost 19 years later, and I still am “clean.” I haven’t been to a meeting in years, and I consider myself just a normal person. I feel poorly for Paul because at one time or another in many people’s lives, we desperately need help. When that help turns destructive it is like a double-whammy of sadness and pain.
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You are correct, sir, sectarian schools. My bad.
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RE: SaucyWench
The scary thing is when you look at modern day cults is that looking at older cults, they become denominalised, such as Methodism (Christianity). In fact all major world religions at some point would, using contemporary classifications, have been classed as a cult. This shows that a few factors may have happened:
a) The cult has watered down it’s beliefs and values e.g. Christianity.
b) The “extreme” values of the cult may have been accepted within society.
c) The cult has gained political power and taken control off the state e.g. Nazism.
Whilst I am saying this, I think I need to may the point that I am not saying that all religions/denominations are negative as some can offer positive things such as tension management. However, looking at the older cult type groups and the power, status and recognition that they have received it is easy to see where some modern day cults could possibly end up in the future.
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Also if you want to look at a cult that is just as bad as teaching ID in schools look at this website
http://www.rael.org
However, if you want something noodly look at
http://www.hipponoodles.com
RAmen
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@Jon E
@Bobby
Aloha,
I quite liked what you said about doing something J, though sadly I don’t have time to rread all theposts on here, I suggest, with Bobby’s permission/endorsement, the first meeting of the Pastafarians, where we can start to make this movement progressive. Bobby might have started it to stop the teaching of unproven scriptures as fact, but I think it would be a very good idea to devote some time and energy solving the problems of today. Part of my job is event management, and I would be more than happy to help plan this event, though of course only if the FSM wishes it. After the nitty and gritty we can always bring out the beer and pasta.
Take care!
RAmen
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I agree with all comments about UK faith schools being a backward step, I am totally against them. I am pleased to say my Daughter’s school is nominally C of E (which is a default setting for UK schools, meaning no actual religion, or arguably a weak wishywashy one). What disturbs me a bit is that the pre school curriculum for a 3 year old includes lessons on every tradition from every major religion, they just did a load of stuff on Diwali, which is a Hindu thing (er…or is it Sikh? Indian at any rate). The idea seems to be to include all faiths and traditions in order to be fair; whereas of course the easiest and fairest way to handle religion is to take it out of schools altogether, like the French do.
It also seems to be the case that religion and religious groups are on the rise in the UK, which is another backwards step. I am consoled by something Dawkins wrote which was that if you added all the athiests together they would form a lobby of equal or greater influence than any faith group. Are we motivated enough to be organised, I wonder.
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“What disturbs me a bit is that the pre school curriculum for a 3 year old includes lessons on every tradition from every major religion”
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Actually, if done correctly this seems like a very good idea to me. I’ve always been upset that when religion enters schools it always seems to be Christianity, Judaism, or Islam. Where does Buddhism, Hinduism, and Pastafarianism fit into all this? If you learn about many different religions, it will give you a better understanding of different cultures and the world as a whole.
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“Dawkins wrote which was that if you added all the athiests together they would form a lobby of equal or greater influence than any faith group. Are we motivated enough to be organised, I wonder.”
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One thing you should ask yourself is would this lobby be any better than the faith groups. If the goal is to keep theists from forcing their beliefs into places they don’t belong, then I would be all for it. If on the other hand, it starts trying to force Atheism on others, then they’re no better than the faith groups. I would be very critical of them if they tried using political power to outlaw churches, street evangalists, etc.
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It would be safest to have an entirely non-partisan lobby, promoting nothing other than the tolerance of all creeds, or lack thereof, a lobby that entitles each and everyone to their own opinions, and one which seeks to ensure that people aren’t pressurised by persons or institutions seeking to force their will on others.
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I disagree that the teaching of all faiths in UK schools is of value. Nowhere in the curriculum is it taught that these various religions are all based entirely on *fantasy*. Dawkins makes much of the major religions’ expectation that they should be accorded respect, and society’s willingness to do so, when there is no rational reason why we should. If this is true, why are we colluding with the fundamentalists and allowing our children to be taught to show respect to these delusions? As long as the societal taboo of “thou shalt not mock, or even comment on, another’s delusional faith” remains unbroken, these organisations will continue to have an undue, unwarranted and dangerous level of influence over our lives and politics.
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I say enough. Lobby parliament to either a) remove religious education from the curriculum or b) make RE teachers tell the truth – *all* religions are fairy-tales.
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I reckon it should be taught, it seems ridiculous not to teach people about a phenomenon that has endured since before recorded history, but it should be taught objectively as a study of literature and sociolgy, and not forced on people. People should be free to make up their minds, just as they should be free to choose what they study, and faith schools, although potentially a “time bomb waiting to go off” can also, if managed properly, can simply create a proper environment for like minded people to debate and question their beliefs, as well as further their study, unlike mixed faith schools where prejudice and bullying can arise due to someone’s personal choices. IMHO. RAmen
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@Davey
Option (a) is acceptable, but option (b) simply is not. While I do not believe any religion is actually right, I also can not deny the possibility that they are completely wrong. In the end making teachers denounce all religions will make you no better than the fundamentalists and will upset some teachers who will fight back an just cause more trouble.
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I will continue to hold the belief that teaching students about the worlds major religions is not a bad thing, if only for gaining perspective of other cultures. It also gives them choices in what they want to believe, which should be a personal choice.
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I don’t agree with faith schools. It’s bad for everybody. I mean, the kids at the faith school are isolated from other religions while the kids at the secular schools don’t know how to deal with people that have faith.
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The second reason is that they breed intolerance by two methods. The first is the obvious indocteration into hatred on religious grounds that is rumoured to occur.
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The third is not so obvious, but faith schools hinder religion (this may be a plus point). My mother went to a catholic school run by nuns. Apparently it was terrible, the students were bullied day in day out by the nuns and when she left she had developed a terrible revulsion of religion. When we ask her now if she would be more disappointed in her kids if they were religious or gay she refuses to answer. I thought that this was an isolated incident confined to the UK or at the most the western world until one day when I was speaking to a Hindu friend (and the only reason I know anything about Hinduism) he divulged that his mother had a deep seated hatred of Christians because she went to a convent school on the other side of the world, where she was bullied by nuns on a regular basis.
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@ Beastly Rich
Sometimes isolation is better, as it stops children from sacrificing their private beliefs due to peer pressure or violence from others. It only breeds intolerance and hatred if led by the intolerant and hateful and faith schools can of course hinder education or religious progression, but again only when mismanaged, and bullying is in no way part of religion, hence the nuns that perpetrate these acts are quite clearly not educated in religion. Religion is no bad thing, except when placed into the hands of vicious people, but this is true of anything, money, politics, charity, technology, even education. There is no hateful religion, only hateful people.
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@Fred,
Sometimes isolation is better, as it stops children from sacrificing their private beliefs due to peer pressure or violence from others at an age when children are much more likely to be assholes to each other.
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@Saucywench
I know what you mean about AA, NA etc my brother goes and i am increasingly concerned about the control they excert over him, guilt tripping him every time he misses a meeting and telling him that he needs them or he will start using again and telling him that he cant go on holiday with his family because he wont be able to go to meetings. Whilst the whole time using pseudo-scientific dogma to endorse their claims.
@Parmasanity
your observations about C of E schools may be true of some but at the one i went to i was singled out as the only non chrisrian in the school and ridiculed in front of my peers by the teachers for being decended from monkeys. I was also told that i would go to hell for not beleiving in god. Seems like pretty hard core stuff to tell a small child to me.
@Fred
while i do agree with you that many religous people are well meaning and it only becomes hatefull when being manipulated by hatefull leaders i do not agree that “it is no bad thing”. surely all misinformation (e.g. religion) is a bad thing and can only hinder the progress of society whilst leaving many decent people easily manipulated by their unscrupulous and/or insane leaders.
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@ Mad John Kidd
Thank you, i i really do feel honored
blessed be
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@Neofelis
Do you really mean all religions are bad, or just the theistic ones? Where exactly do secular religions like Zen Buddhism and some sects of Taoism fit into your views on religion?
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@Just Guess
you are right to pull me up on this, there is of course a huge difference between theistic religions and the ones mentioned above. I have often thought that if i had to choose a religion it would be Buddhism as the lifestyle and morality are virtually identical to my own. While such religions are not included in my bad list (my apologies for the earlier generelisation) i see no need for them as i beleive that a proggresive and conscienscous society can function very well without any form of religion. That is not to say that i do not beleive in their right to live their lives this way, because i absolutely do, but it seems to me that any religious overtones, no matter how worthy the ideals behind them are ultimately pointless extras which are still open to manipulation
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I never understood the point of faith schools in the first place. Religion is taught–some would say indoctronated–to you by your parents, your temple/church, so on; it’s your own decision after that as to whether you actually believe or not. It’s a personal choice, so I can’t see how it fits into a school situation at all. After all, if you limit yourself to only being around people of your religion, then you’re hardly gonna be prepared for the real world once your schooling is up. The only times religion should be mentioned at ALL in school is in a world history type of class, where they make up an important part of what you learn, or a class where the entire purpose is to discuss topis such as religion. Having an entire school for a certain faith seems to me to be a complete waste of tax money.
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Gill,
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It’s pretty simple. Religion does not do well when faced with alternate views and honest debate. By insulating children in religious schools, they are less likely to be swayed because they are less likely to be exposed to alternate views.
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One Eyed Jack– Good point. Makes me feel bad for the kids stuck in those schools then; they’re in for a bit of a rude awakening once school lets out, eh?
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is this a joke? what are you’re beliefs. i cannot take this serious. who thought of this and when?
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one of the reasons that faith schools, and faith in general are succesful, i beleive, is that they lay claim to basic human morality i.e. “christian” values and mix these basic ideas in with their own dogmatic convictions. Thus when a child is exposed to other beleif systems as they get older they feel that these new systems cannot offer morality of any sort. Furthermore it becomes difficult for the individual to distinguish between dogma introduced by the prejudice of their religious leaders and human morality which evolved long before religion
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@Just Guess:
I’m not suggesting that teachers should be made to “denounce” religion, more that RE should be taught in the same way that we teach Greek mythology – as an outmoded view of the world, of literary value but little more. If a teacher is of sufficient religious conviction to not want to teach in this way, they’re the wrong person to be in the job anyway, since people of such strong religious conviction will, by and large, view conversion as a moral duty.
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@ PIXpocketsAA- read the open letter on the main page. May you be enlightened!
@skittles- really nice of you to do that, considering most others try to spread faith on here. The latest being Herr Doctor.
I actually thought rasberry was talking to the letter poster, but in any case please don’t leave.
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@Anna
don’t worry, i have no intint on leaving, untill everyone decides that they don’t want me here. and with people who want to push a seperate religion on you, just feel honored that they are going out of their way to pay attention to your cause! That’s what i do!
blessed be
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I wouldn’t mind you spreading a little of your faith, I’d like to learn more. You guys definatly don’t advertise as much as other religions, so the general public sometimes gets misconnceptions. Probably not a good idea to do a lot though, people might get annoyed. I’ll just do some research when I get the time.
RAmen
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@anna
lol that’s because Wiccans belive if you want to join, then join, we don’t care.if not, we don’t care. as long as you have resect, we’re fine with you. i would like to give you my E-Mail, but i don’t want other people to read it and… you know… any way, i would love to find out more on the FSM, can you link me to any sites… other than this one. Not that there is anything wrong with the site, but i would like one that’s less confusing…
Blessed Be
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This might solve the problem.
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http://www.theonion.com/content/node/40517
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If they all start staying at home, instead of attending school or church, they might disappear altogether.
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A cult is a religion with no political power. – Tom Wolfe
I think those are the words some of you were looking for….
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Skittles–Wikipedea’s how I found my way here in the first place, you could try them. And then there’s always google!
(By the way, like Anna, I’m kinda curious as to the lesser-known details of your religion? I really don’t know as much as I’d like to about it. I’m a bit wary posting my email up here, but if you’d rather not spam the thread up I could…just if you feel like it or you’ve got some spare time, of course. ^^)
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Quote: Skittles Nov 24th, 2006 at 7:05 pm
@anna
lol that’s because Wiccans belive if you want to join, then join, we don’t care.if not, we don’t care. as long as you have resect, we’re fine with you. i would like to give you my E-Mail, but i don’t want other people to read it and… you know… any way, i would love to find out more on the FSM, can you link me to any sites… other than this one. Not that there is anything wrong with the site, but i would like one that’s less confusing…
Blessed Be End quote/
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Dang I had to quote that whole post.
What more could you possibly learn about the FSM? Besides what is printed in these web pages?
It kind of, sort of, explains itself here really.
There is the book for sale, link somewhere here for it.
You say this site is confusing? But not like the king james bible right?
I’ve got to run, best of luck in your quest…..
RAmen
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@Swabbies Bucket
LOL! i’m sorry you had to post the whole thing. i’m just looking for other sites to see what they say. a lot of sites say different things, and I just want to see what they all say before i quote anything. I like to be careful when i quote religion.
kagresww@yahoo.com that’s my side e-mail, and instant meesanger. if you have any questions, just ask ^_^
blessed be
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@anyone:
“i would like to give you my E-Mail, but i don’t want other people to read it and… you know”
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I know this crops up every so often, so here’s an offer: if anyone wants to exchange email addresses, *both* of you message me via the form on my website. I’ll forward the addresses on, and you won’t have to publish them here.
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Of course, it means you have to trust Davey heheheheheh… ;-)
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Babies are great.
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Couldn’t eat a whole one, though.
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*burp*!
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Nice one Davey. I was going to offer my yahoo address, which I insanely posted, for the same.
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Still no reply from Dr. Martin – I suspect my pet hobnobs have deleted his reply – they’re buggers for that!
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Eep! That last post of mine was to the *wrong thread* – du’uhhhhhhh!!!!
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Imagine I posted it to “If I were to shoot your wife”, right after One Oared Marc’s post Nov 25th, 2006 at 9:21 am.
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I was Wiccan, for a while. I found the head-ology of it too easy to abuse, though – and therefore, I caught myself becoming very manipulative of other people, so I quit before I became a bad person ;-)
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Please note – the “bad person” part was nothing to do with Wicca, it was to do with me being a cynical s.o.b. Nowadays I view it as being as misguided as any other religion.
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That’s fine, i understood what you were saying
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In the words of Euripides, ‘Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.’
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I always have loved learning about ther religions, specially the ones with more than one gog/godess. I even read some of the bible, but I stopped when all the inbreeding got to be too much.
On a side note, in the story of Joseph and that coat, the whole story could be seen as hinging on this random guy standing in a field saying “they went that way”. Seriously. Think about it. No random man, no Joseph getting locked up, no survival of egypt, the very sands of time melted into glass! This is a very helpful story to think about when you feel you’re life has no meaning. All you have to do is be some random guy standing in the middle of a field saying “they went that way”, and you change the world. Sorry, just had to share that. I sugest you look it up, it’s rather odd.^_^
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It’s easy to tell why you are governed by Bush. Your foundation is not pathetic: it’s decadent. You’re not morons: you lack a definition for your status. It’s disgusting even to share these times with people like you.
Best Regards,
Karem
PS: By the by, you eat pasta? or that would be anthropophagya?
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Oh Karem. Do you want me to send you a sick bag? We have Blair as our great leader – not much better.
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I do eat pasta, lots of it, especially with a nice cheese sauce mmmm. Oh, it might be -ia not -ya.
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Skittles – I’m not a Wiccan (to be honest I don’t know what I am!) but I liked your posts.
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Things like – if you want to join then join, if you don’t then don’t. I wish others had the same attitude as you.
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@Alchemist, you dont have to be anything but if you want a label how about “humanist” (just a suggestion).
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Thanks Neofelis. Wouldn’t it be nice if everyone was like Skittles.
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S/he has her/his own beliefs but respects others enough not to try to ram it down our throats. I can respect people like that.
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Humanist? Yes, I suppose I am. If I had to wear a label then I would be proud to wear that one! (Although cynical, sarcastic tit would probably be closer to the truth.)
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I wear a lable……I think it says”Levi’s”.
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@Alchemist, don’t put yourself down i think this world could do with a bit more cynicism. I know what you mean about people not ramming it down your throat (metaphorically), it makes all the difference and can sometimes be endearing (without trying to sound patronizing). It’s ok to be a bit nuts (arent we all) as long as you don’t expect everyone else to follow you.
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I wear a label too, around my neck, it has my addres on it in case i get lost
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-Rude Zen: Do not follow me,for I may not lead. Do not lead me,for I may not follow…. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
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Neofelis,Does it keep away tics and fleas,because if not, then I’m afraid you got ripped off my friend.
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Rude Gospel: errr, just check out the original….dang!
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tee-hee
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It’s called satire, dumbass. Look it up. Or are “u” afraid of all those big words?
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@ Alchemist,
Neofelis is right, don’t putt your self down. you will find one, even if you belive in your-self… i have friends that think they are gods/goddesses. Really!
AND I”M A GUY!!! lol
@ ANNA O_o wha…?
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There is but one thing to believe in, ME!
We have VIRGINS!
We have HOOKAHS!
We have CAMALS to hump!
We have COLOR TVS!
We have STEREOS!
Come on down to CRAZY ALLAHS!
Else I’ll silt your fucking throat!
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Visa and Mastercard accepted.
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@ crazy Allah
… … … LMAO!!!
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I wonder how they feel about window shoppers?
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a.k.a. browsers
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Whoa… that was wierd. I don’t think Muslums will be very happy about that.
@ Skittles- like I said, totally random, I was just thinking about an Arlow guthrie concert I went to. He was singing “This Land Is My Land” and he just STOPPED in the middle and went off on this long winding story about joseph, took about ten minutes, then at the end made that point about the random man. Then he finished the song. I looked it up when I got home, there it was! The random man. Just felt it was funny enough to share.
Although it would have been funnier if I mentioned where I heard it. Oh well. Now you know.
And….. What does LMAO stand for?
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laughed-my-ass-off
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Hey,
I eat spaghetti, not worship it.
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@Anna
“Alices Restaurant” is still one of my favourite tracks.
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@ anna
i understand, but none the less… O_o to go off on a tandem like that, HA! you have really made a sick man happy. ( i have a cold)
Blessed be
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you know, i would like to join this, any one want to ” anoit” me?
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@Skittles. I don’t there is an anointing in pastafarianism – unless you want one? – Break out the beer and put the sauce on medium – and make sure there is enough Parmesan to go around mmm cheese.
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Skittles – sorry to have given you the s/he treatment but I gave someone a Y chromosome as a neophyte.
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She never had a go at me for it but I learned a lesson. Don’t make assumptions. So now I try not to.
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@ Alchemist,
i was trying to be funny… ^_^,
http://www.nodwolf.deviantart.com that has a pic i think you may like.
Parmesan for all!!!
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@ Skittles, Yes what Alchemist said!
However, if you are really serious about joining,
you should do as said. AND squish three grapes on your forehead, while kneeling before a Computer screen!
That should seal the deal!
RAmen
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it’s ok, i’m not angry! lol you just wanted to be safe, what is wrong with that?
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@Swabbies Bucket,
all i have are frozen grapes, can i defrost them first?
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@Skittles,
all i have are frozen grapes, can i defrost them first?
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That should work I think?
As long as they are Holy grapes.
RAmen
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oh, ok. i just don’t want to pass out! unless it is a devine passing out…ing
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ok, after i sqush the grapes, can i eat them?
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Swabbies – you’ve got a serious grape thing going on there ;-) Didn’t the Doc fix you up with the bible sales? All mouth and no trousers he is – sayeth the lord.
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btw- what’s this ^_^ mean?
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@Skittles
The trick is…. to slowly let the grape juice flow from your forehead, over your nose, and
drip in to your mouth. As far as the grape skin, you should then save the skins, dry them out, and then carefully do something with them. I’m not sure what though?
Since I’m working off this hangover, I’m just not on top of things at the moment!
Give me a while though, and I’ll remember what you should do with the dried out skins.
Unless someone else can tell you, before I remember?
RAmen
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@ Alchemist
The Doc was a phoney! The bibles were too hard to read! And he provided No customer support at all!
I only speak of grapes, because I know them so welch, er’ well.
Don’t know what ^_^ means? Its kinda like a face on a piece of toast, must be Holy or something?
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^_^ is a face, actually. (An anime thing…and yes I am a total nerd when it comes to that stuff.)
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LOL ^_^ means happy, upturned eyes watch anime and you’ll see
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LOL ^_^ means happy, upturned eyes watch anime and you’ll see
@Swabbies Bucket, i allready ate the grapes… oops
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@Swabbies – the bastard! I thought you were on to a good thing there – aargh it makes me sick – they promise the world and deliver nothing.
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Have you tried Islam? I believe that’s very popular these days.
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“Quoran, Quoran for sale! Buy your loverrly Quoran! Free stoning with every signed edition. Extra underpants available for the truly holy!
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Surprise, surprise still no reply from “Him”- Gadzooks and bejeebers.
Gill – I like my Sci-fi. I love the books of Douglass Adams and esp. Terry Pratchett. It doesn’t mean we’re nerds – I even played competitive sports. Well, sort of, I was more interested in the beer after the match – and tended to feign injury ‘cos I needed a smoke .
Ta for the ^_^ info Gill and Skittles. Not an anime fan. HL2 though?
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@ Skittles, Thats probably Ok.
The FSM is pretty forgiving, besides, the more I think about it?
I really don’t know what the heck you’d do with three dried grape skins anyway?
It’s all good!
RAmen
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Yeah Alchemist, ^_^ is just like skittle’s O_o
just one of those many fun face you can do on the comp.
;) >:( *_* XD :D @_o XP
Love it! ^_^
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Swabbies, how do you know if they’re holy grapes?
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i hope the holy grapes make good mine. hahahahahah
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wine i mean, not mine
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@ Alchemist,
Yea, I know! Damn Doc, with his four-thousand degrees, couldn’t even give me a viable product to sell? He’s a fake!
I don’t want to get into Islam so much, as I’ve only got one throat, for them to slit.
I don’t think 72 VIRGINS could help me to much, what with my throat being slit and all…
For now I’ll continue to pick grapes, and hope for something better.
I think the FSM has got it figured out for us anyway. If the FSM didn’t want for me to pick grapes….. Than I would probably be a banana picker?
Warmer climate anyway?
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@ Anna
Simple, they’ve got holes in them!
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We survived oars being glued up our ass, came through a deluge of Scientogist whackjobs, and now have outlived a narcisstic cut and paste Doktori. What next, toads with wings?
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Anna. Thanks – it was a new one on me. “Internet – the next generation”. ROTFLMAO (rolling on the floor laughing my arse off) is more my style :-).
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“What next, toads with wings?”
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Yes! and ninjas. and wizards. and ninja wizards! and bears…bears with lasers behind their eyes!
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OK, whatever you say….just no clowns.
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there may be no clowns left by the time your story on “science without religion” is finally finished. of course…there could always be another toxic circus spill…
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Dear Mr. Frodo,
I must enlighten you with the truthful beliefs of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster before you go to hell (or Middle Earth for that matter)
BOOYAH!
RAmen.
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As and ye shall receive.
What can I do for you fine folks?
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Homo narrans Nov 27th, 2006 at 4:13 pm
“What next, toads with wings?â€
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I have an uneasy feeling about one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eaters.
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@ Wench Nikkiee
One eyed, one horned, flying purple people eaters.
Ain’t got nothin’ on me!!!
I will smite thee with my Laser eye!
And smoosh you with my clown feets!
Whilst flying you over a non-beer volcano and dropping you into a grapemine field!
You’ll be sorry sister, elst you learn to fly with me……………
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hahahaha..
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I said Mr. Purple People Eater, what’s your line
He said it’s eatin’ purple people and it sure is fine
But that’s not the reason that I came to land
I wanna get a job in a rock and roll band
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I perfer Martian cigarettes myself… here try one…..
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Apparently toad skins (cane toads at least) contain halucinogens. I’ve heard urban myths about people in the Northern Territory (top of OZ) drying and smokin them.
But who could forget the Flyin purple people eater?
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-Homo narrans,or a sequel…………..
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Wench Nikkiee – it’s not an urban myth. Some toad species ( inc. cane toad) do exude a potent hallucinogen from their skin – have no idea what type but I think it’s a tryptamine.
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I’d stick with morning glory seeds -Rivea or Ipomoea spp. they have LSA in them.
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Re. my last post – DON’T because the seeds can make you very, very ill. Not joking.
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Man I tell ya! I make just a couple of posts, and you folks are already devising ways of eating me! Gee Wiz!
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Alchemist Nov 27th, 2006 at 5:40 pm
“it’s not an urban myth.”
I was referring to prople actually drying the skins and smoking them. I’ve always only heard stories from someone who knew someone…..who did it.
RAmen
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“you folks are already devising ways of eating me! Gee Wiz!”
I believe smoking you is the right term.
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hmm…my touch typing is atrocious!
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Actually if you would only lick the back of my neck, you would be tripping for hours.
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Sorry Nikkiee. I suspect I skimmed through your post, latched onto something and just went for it (I wonder why I’m not still in research ;-))
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As to drying the skins and smoking them. No, can’t see that doing anything, I could be wrong. Mind you, dried nutmeg? They say that works – made me sick. Good to hear from you again btw.
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Is ok. :)
Yay…holidays for me now…but much work around home to do due to some of my lengthy past sojourns here.
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You are probably already familiar with Erowid but if not this is a massive reference base for all drugs.
http://www.erowid.org/psychoactives/
http://www.erowid.org/plants/nutmeg/nutmeg.shtml
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One winged Laser Toad Clown
Kinky toad!
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Is ok Alchemist :)
You are probably already familiar with Erowid, but if not it is a massive database (great site set up too) for all pharmoceuticals as well as naturally ocurring pyshcoactive compounds.
http://www.erowid.org/psychoactives/
RAmen
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It was much better when the kids from the breakfast state were licking me, and frolicking. Yes the good old days.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychoactive_toad
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Nikkiee – thanks for the link. You were right, it’s one of my bookmarks (nice to know that you’re interested in the historical use of natural pharmaceuticals also (grin).
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Isn’t it amazing how reindeer piss can shape our beliefs?
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What the …..my posts aren’t coming up. I’ll try this without the link!
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There is some good stuff on toad venom there, but everytime I tried to post the link it didn’t come up???
Psychoactive Toads
http://www.erowid.org/animals/toads/
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No for some reason I can’t get the toad venom link at Erowid posted. Probaby a good idea that it won’t post, considering some of the kids who come to the sight.
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@One winged Laser Toad Clown
I loved this part of the wikki:
“his story continued into the 1990s, despite a small story in Scientific American debunking the myth in 1990.[1] Even after this article, one Georgian legislator referred to “the extreme danger of cane-toad licking becoming the designer drug of choice.”
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As if…..oh the mental images.
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Yes, yes! The good old days!
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@Alchemist Nov 27th, 2006 at 6:38 pm
(nice to know that you’re interested in the historical use of natural pharmaceuticals also (grin).
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That is the reason I studied botany and biochem. (which eventually led me into molec bio)
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Would be nice to find something useful in some of the exotic invasive weeds that choke everything over here.
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Oh Nikkiee – you’re too caring.
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Kids – Take 1g of chlorine based toilet cleaner – add enough “scale remover” so that the solution bubbles. Inhale.
If you want to make your own fireworks – ask your friendly, neighbourhood pharmaceutical agent for – ‘picric acid’ make sure that it’s dry though.
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Next week – fun thing to do with glycerine.
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This message was brought to you by the Safety Council of Fundamentalists.
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New reply for the fundis
“Go lick a One winged Laser Toad Clown”
or should that be “One winged Laser Toad Ass Clown”?
RAmen
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@Alchemist
Hahahah………..and you call me cruel hahaha
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no…..no toad-assed clowns:(
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“There is nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight.”—Lon Chaney Sr.
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There you go,and that’s comming from a man who knew his horror!
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“…You never turned around to see the frowns on the jugglers and the clowns
When they all did tricks for you…” Bob Dylan—Like a Rolling Stone
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“There is nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight.â€â€”Lon Chaney Sr.
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Woe…especially if they have been licking toads. Now that I come to think of it a lot of clowns are pretty creepy.
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“….extreme danger of cane-toad licking becoming the designer drug of choice.â€
I can’t get over that statement. I wonder if Paris Hilton knows?
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Nikkiee – survival of the fittest my fine friend! Not my fault if I have inherited the BAS_trd’ gene. I suspect you might have it (recessive? not likely). You’re a good’n Nikkiee :-)
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They’re just frowning because they are trying to think of newer and eviler ways of taking over the world and enslaving us all-each and everyone of us——for eternity.
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toads are cute….and not slimmey. or evil.
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EEW. I’d rather lick a toad than Paris Hilton. It wouldn’t need to be trippy either.
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All this talk about smoking toads skins…maybe we are truly morons. But at least we know how to have a good time.
RAmen
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Mr.Frodo is not that insulting, now if he’d said’you guys are Mormons’, well, that would be just rude.
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I know that when I visit this site sometimes, my ARRO_gnce gene starts transcribing.
But sometimes you do need to fight fire with fire, like when backburning or clearance burning.
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Dang, Nikkie? Why would you mention licking my ass?
I simply said you should lick the back of my neck? You sound kind of kinky really.
And yes Paris Hilton has an entire pond full of my offspring. They even have her features, well all except the intelligent ones, they resemble me.
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I like toads,they make me hoppy=__*
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@Penne
“now if he’d said’you guys are Mormons’, well, that would be just rude.”
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Now there is a thought …dress up in our best piratewear and go, in pairs, door to door to spread the word of the GoFSM.
RAmen
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You not not of love, like the love of a toad…. Me just now.
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Penne Nov 27th, 2006 at 7:26 pm
I like toads,they make me hoppy
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Would you like me to send a couple of thousand cane toads over to you? They will definately make you hoppy. They don’t even move out of your way when you walk into them.
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Talking about door to door proselytizing. From Australia.
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=20686
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Hell Nikkiee – I know just what you mean. CLVR_twt starts to express itself with me. Come on, admit it – it’s bloody good fun though?
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May your telomeres never grow smaller.
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Must sleep now. Promise to be a tit again in the ‘morrow. G’night and FSM bless, if he can be bothered.
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Show some love. Lick a toad.
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what do you do with your alloted time thats oh so much better?
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I like to fart in corners for hours at a time.
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Fart tangents are no fun.
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What the heck is going on here?
I leave for a few hours and you’re all licking frogs and farting in corners?
Good grief!
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I think you just had to be there Swabbies
RAmen
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Geez! I guess so. I really like the reference to Paris Hilton, I’ll bet money she has fornicated with frogs before.
In fact it seems I’ve had that very same conversation, it does!
RAmen
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@Mad John Kidd Nov 27th, 2006 at 7:36 pm
Talking about door to door proselytizing. From Australia.
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=20686
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Great link Mad John :)
RAmen
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@Swabbies
“In fact it seems I’ve had that very same conversation, it does!”
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Yeah I’ll bet you have.
RAmen
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ps How were bible sales today?
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I gave up on the selling of bibles. I got no network support from Doc Mike or God or anybody? People had questions? Heck I didn’t know what to tell them? The only pitch Dr Mike had for me was, $14.95 Each? Kinda vague really?
I like picking grapes much better, nobody slams the door at you, Master just says PICK!
Much easier if you ask me.
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Thought I’d share this…….
At the grocery store this morning I was in a bit of a hurry so parked in a disabled only bay, I was strolling into the store when a traffic cop hailed me with “Excuse me sir, what exactly is your disability?”. “Tourettes syndrome” I replied “Now f*ck off!”
RAmen
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hahaha…
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You dare insult this wondrous religion of mine?
You shall not get to taste the fruit of the grain in the beer volcanoes.
You shall not see the strippers produced by my factory.
For you shall be casted into a meatball-less place… You shall be casted into a hell…
You shall be surrounded by the finest Spaghetti, you shall have no water to boil, and no boiler to use. You shall see what you need, what you want, and you shall not get it.
Ramen
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thank you oh great and noodly one for enlightening me last night, I have but one 2part question. My greatgrand parents were in fact pirates, was I destined to find you and how can I serve your noodliness?
may sauce and parmesan be upon you forever and ever
RAmen
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Haveth you the old Meatball of Agrath?
If ye do, come forward child, and be touched by my noodly appendage.
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sadly I don’t, but thank you oh noodly one for giving me a purpose and goal, I shall seek, and so I will find
sauce and parmesan be with you
Ramen
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When you have foundeth the meatball, return to me and giveth the Meatball of Agrath to me, and you shall be permitted to taste my noodly appendage, you shall be one of the enlightened ones.
You shall be part of the Old Noodle Strand Guild… Now go! But take this noodle boiler with you, it is dangerous to go alone.
Ramen
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can I have some garlic bread too?
Ramen
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Oh yeah, here is also a can of holy tomato sauce and a can opener.
Now go findeth the Meatball and returneth to me.
Ramen
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So it was written, so it shall be done
Ramen
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wow. how many other gods speak to their followers via the internet?
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I would just like to say that i am a muslim from England yet i feel this site is quite amazing. I fully support it. remember not all muslims are bad! AND islams number 1 rule is dont kill or you are not a muslim. THEREFORE extremeists are not actually islamic, THEREFORE its not our fault.
thank you
RAmen
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welcome aboard, EYE sha.
the majority of us here may be atheists, but we always welcome those who possess both faith and common sense!
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RAmen H. narrans
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EYE sha,
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I applaud your open-minded and peaceful attitutude… but (had to be a but coming) I can’t agree with you on this:
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“AND islams number 1 rule is dont kill or you are not a muslim. THEREFORE extremeists are not actually islamic, THEREFORE its not our fault.”
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This statement sounds like the same thing a moderate Christian would say about Christianity. Both religions when moderated by contemporary societal standards become markedly more peaceful. However, this is not because their respective religious texts are inherently peaceful. Both the Bible and the Qur’an are filled with passages that call for horrendous acts of violence.
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Islam and Christianity are NOT peaceful religions. Secular moral standards can moderate them to the point that they become peaceful, but in their raw literal forms they are both violent and intolerant.
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That said, let me end on a positive note. It is always to great to see someone from another faith visit here with an open mind. Kick up your feet. Have a beer (we won’t tell). Pick out a nice seat near the stage. Then sneer a bit and practice saying “Aaarrggg!”
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Crap! I miss all the good stuff! First I missed out on the Paris Hilton Toad affair,
Then the FSM itself shows up! Then a PEACE Loving Islamic shows up!
It must be in my timing! Dang! I hate missing all the good stuff!
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@OEJ
It has occurred to me that, since it has been centuries since the holy texts of Islam and Christianity were originally written, it is perfectly likely that some crazy swine intent on making a profit/war out of religion m,ight have edited the texts at some point. With Christianity it is almost a fact. Not so sure about Islam. Either way, if you only see the good in the religious texts, and don’t abide by the “Flaming Sword” parts, we all do just fine. It’s mostly just the pugnacious ignorant and idiotic that cause the problems.
@EYE Sha
SalaRAmen Alaykum
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-chapter 6 online
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@Swabbies Bucket
I know what you mean!!! you get sick then all the good stuff happens while resting. DARN IT!!!
blessed be
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I know Skittles, we missed some completely good threads! Ah, well, go and read Penne’s latest installment, it’s awesome.
@ EYE Sha- very glad to have you on board here, I just wish most people can hear what your saying. Islam itself is a very nice and peaceful religion, just like christianity can be. It saddens me to know that most people only see the radical sides, seeing as how they scream the loudest.
RAmen
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What is the point of life?
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The Ultimate Answer to Life, the Univers, and Everything issssss……..
42!!!!!!!!
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@Mdog – beer. Lots and lots of beer. Oh, we could be nice to each other as well. Basically beer.
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@Fred
“if you only see the good in the religious texts, and don’t abide by the “Flaming Sword†parts, we all do just fine.”
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The problem is that all the fanatics (all religions) do exactly the opposite and not only pick the parts that suit their visions but adhere to a bastardised interpretation of those as well.
RAmen
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@ Skittles
I know! Heck I’m at a crossroads here!
Pick grapes to support the twins?
Or devote all my time to the FSM?
Or try to get a job at a 7/11 with internet access?
Oh being a noodle is so hard at times!
At other times its kinda soft though…
Ramen
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@ Wench Nikkiee
@ Fred,
Well put Nikkiee
Ramen
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@Wench Nikkiee
I can’t help but agree. You speak the truth, but it is heartbreaking.
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best of luck with that SB,
Anna, i know where you got that from ^_^
blessed be
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@Alchemist
BTW Alchemist ist it true that the Aussies won the ashes (again)?
OK… OK… no more I promise!
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@Fred
“You speak the truth, but it is heartbreaking.”
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I think that is why most of us are here, to try and contribute to stopping that hearbreak.
When it feels overwhelming, I always suggest taking sacramental pasta and washing down with beer.
RAmen
The ashes!!
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@ Wench Nikkiee,
Hey, I’m mostly here for the beer, and the strippers, and the toads, and Paris Hilton, and Dr Mike, and the Tree Ass Huggers, and Christina Aguilera, and Stevie Nicks, and Pat Benatar, and Led Zeppelin, and, oh wait! Wrong website! Dang! Guess I’m here for the beer and the pasta, and my friend Maxwell from NY who hasn’t shown up since I’ve been here? I’ve not figured that out yet either? But I do like noodles, and grapes, and beers, and girls,,,,, oh heck! Nevermind!
Ramen
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@Wench Nikkiee
“I think that is why most of us are here, to try and contribute to stopping that heartbreak.”
-Thank you, tis mighty reassuring. I only wish that atheism and religion could peacefully co-exist, but I worry that “fundies” as you call em, might see to it that it never happens. I’d take some pasta, but I have work in five hours and can’t be arsed to cook. As for beer, I’m tucked up in my “pit” and have only suspicious Eastern European liquor. But heres to you all (y’all) anyway! Cheers!
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And the comedy Swabbies Bucket? Let’s not forget the comedy the fundis inspire in us.
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RAmen Fred
May His Mightly Noodliness bless you.
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“fundies†as you call em,…”
I really should use the more technically correct term of Find a Mentalist.
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err…….I mean ” Fund a Mentalist”
RAmen
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@ Wench Nikkiee
Yep, and Yep!
See thats why I stopped!
No matter what, I knew I would miss something!
Ramen
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@ Fred
Its all good dude! You need a beeter job me thinks!
One that allows you pasta and beer! Whenever ye wants!
Ramen
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i understand ur need 2 conserve all of ur allotted time possible. Because those three letters completely took away from my life.
Turn off your computer.
and do something ‘productive’.
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@Skittles Eastern European liquor?
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@Swabbies Bucket
The beer is no problem! I have a bar outside my place of work! But pasta takes time! Liquid dinners are the way!
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@Skittles
Which three letters? Also, click link to see measure of productivity and use of alloted time.
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@Skittles Nov 28th, 2006 at 6:57 pm
Turn off your computer. and do something ‘productive’.
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Well I consider this a productive and worthwhile hobby ouside of my other productive pursuits.
What do you do for a living?
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@ Wench Nikkiee,
You forgot fun too! Its so easy to forget!
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@Skittles
Apologies matey, thought you were having a dig at Eastern European Liqour and use of alloted time. Then realised you weren’t a “fundie” (Great word by the way). No offence intended! Drink the good drink!
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@ Nikkiee – growl, growl, snarl, grrrrrr
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@Fred
“Also, click link to see measure of productivity and use of alloted time.”
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Great Fred! I’m bookmarking your site. I returning to study next year, to cover subjects entailing patent laws and also the structure and innovation of Biotech companies. I think the site may be a handy refernce.
RAmen
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@Wench Nikkiee
Glad to hear it’s of use! It’s stll in production mind you, but we aim to have one of the most comprehensive Scientific and Technological R&D sites on the net by the time we’re finished! But it’s EU mind, not US or Aus sadly.
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Oh… Skittles, Fred led me astray too. Naughty Fred.
RAmen
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Ya’ll aint gonna start bein’ all hurtful and shit I hopes’
humour is muchly better then that stuff!
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My post has gone a missing?
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Snarl, snarl, grrrrrr. At nikkiee. It really has lost the impact. Sod it. The bloody Aussies are going to win the Ashes anyway. Grrrrrrrr
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As said, most incredibly sorry. I know it might sound really pathetic, but it was the lack of a capital at the start of the sentence, as well as the two mispellings of “your”. However, with hindsight I realise the sharp wit and cunning of your (ur) carefully chosen words!
RAmen, and profuse apologies.
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@ Fred
“But it’s EU mind, not US or Aus sadly.”
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That’s ok. I’ve already got most of the Australian Govt. documentation. ( haven’t started reading any of it yet!). The site will be good to look at for comparative reasons.
RAmen
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@ Ass Thingie
You already know how easily the pastafarians forgive and forget.
No lick’n mind you!
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I just wished, I was all edumacated like you folks our!
Sometimes I’m at a reel disantadvantage, when chatting hear.
I try to hold my own, but when I do that I can’t type at all!
Oh well…
Ramen
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You do just fine Swabbies.. I reckon you are up there with the rest……one handed and all. ;)
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Thanks Nikkiee, I appreciate that I do.
We haven’t had a diehard jesus freak in a couple of days now?
Do ya ’spose they’re all perverted over now? Or did they just give up on us?
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They probably just haven’t come up to their weekly dose of indoctrination yet. Then again they could be away at bible camp!
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@ everyone!
THat was NOT me who said ~i understand ur need 2 conserve all of ur allotted time possible. Because those three letters completely took away from my life.
Turn off your computer.
and do something ‘productive’.~
i wish that people would be more origanal when chooseing there names.
I would like to apologize for any thing that, for lack of a better word, asshole said that may have offended all of you,
Blessed be
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@ Skittles
I know how youe feel. I myself have been impersonated, as well as others on this board. I prefer to take it as a compliment. Maybe you should consider yourself famous enough to have been selected by a jealous fundie. And have faith in your fellow Pastafarians to realize that your capacity to string together a coherent paragraph, unlike your imposter, will be recoginzed.
RAmen
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@ Nikkiee
Bible camp! Oh no, I’ve heard stories of the bizarre genetically-impaired inbreeding experiments they perform in those camps! The creatures, and I use that term kindly, that come out of there are said to have been responsible for many of the worlds most atrocious hilarity. Think of Kent “Dr. Dino” Hovind’s Creationist Dinosaur Park where the Flintstones are considered real history. Or Ken Ham’s Creationist Museum complete with fake dinosaur exhibits and I heard that the Cambrian explosion involves C-4 plastic explosives in before and after pictures.
RAmen
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@ Skittles,
That is flattering I guess? To be impersonated.
But honestly, I didn’t take any offense to that statment anyway?
I’m slow about some things I reckon. At any rate… Peace be with you.
Ramen
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@ Mad John Kidd
Me likey band camp! heh heh
Ramen
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And this one time…at band camp… ;)
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@Mad John Kidd
“I myself have been impersonated”
Yes Mad John, Skittles impersonated post hardly compares with your thousands of repeats of YOUF**K, you were truely honored with that one.
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@ Nikkiee
Yes my good Wench, I truly felt the warmth of His Noodliness on that day. May the path of satire forever light your way. May the Noodles, the Sauce, and the Meatballs forever warm your soul. And may your beer foameth over according to the Book of Pasta 23.
Got to go, gots loads of work to finish by tomorrow.
laters
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-Wench Nikkiee-Find a Mentalist-Sounds like a great idea for a training manual for U.S. anti- terrorists in training.
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-Mad John Kidd- Google ‘jesus camp’ sometime, and prepare yourself for a wild ride.-You might want to buckle up first.
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NOODLY APPENDAGE POWER!
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Yea baby!
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Atheist camp sounds like something Chairman Mao would be proud of. However, if you graduate from the School of the Divine Noodle then my friend you are learned indeed!
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@ Skittles- Yay! Another adams fan! I’m actually debating whether or not to change my screen name to L’TUAE_42. But then again I’m already know here, what do you think?
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no name just opinion Nov 26th, 2006 at 8:16 pm
“Hey, I eat spaghetti, not worship it.”
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We don’t worship spaghetti, that would be just downright ridiculous!
We worship His Noodleyness, The magnificent and gracious Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Spaghetti does has a special place in the pastafarians diet, as eating it is considered taking sacrament in honor of Him. Just think of it as similar to the xtians consumption of the jeesus body host.
Worshipping spaghetti…..hahaha…. lol…who ever heard of such a thing!
RAmen my uninformed child.
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Saying we worship spaghetti is like saying, xtians worship the “communion host”.
More laughter.
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@Mad John Kidd Nov 28th, 2006 at 10:05 pm
@ Nikkiee
“Bible camp! Oh no, I’ve heard stories of the bizarre genetically-impaired inbreeding experiments they perform in those camps!”
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Like Penne said once before “Jeezus camp…..have some fun and wash some brains! “
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Jesus Camp …. straight out legal child abuse!!
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we should have noodle camp, only it should be more like burning man
Ramen
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@ Nikkiee
Yes, I’m familiar with the Jesus Camp lunacy. Guilt-trip your fundi larvae into conformity. Funny, don’t recall that passage in their bible.
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Have you heard of Camp Quest? It’s the diametric opposite of Jesus Camp, where the kids are taught actual tools of skeptical thought like probability theory and the amazingly stupendous scientific method. They even teach religious diversity and tolerance. And they don’t resort to reducing the kids to tears. Given the choice between the two, I wonder which camp a child would choose?
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Rhetorical question.
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@ mad john
that’s the problem, as a christian you wouldn’t be a good parent if you didn’t indoctrinate asap.you risk your kid burning in hell and all that.
so what do you think of noodle camp, it’d be like burning man,
only we’d call it boiling noodle
Ramen
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So close to the Nazi’s it’s both sickening and frightening!
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Camp Quest looks really interesting, MJK. I’ve been considering sending my son to one this summer. I’ve only read about it. Do you have any personal experience with it?
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OEJ
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@ OEJ
No, just what I’ve read about it from PZ Myers over on pharygula.
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@ the senator
I like the boiling noodle based on the burning man festival idea.
@ Nikkie
Zeig hiel meina frau!!!
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-have some fun and wash some brains! “-Don’t forget the s’mores!!!!!>:
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I’m not sure I know what s’mores are? Is it like necking or sex or something?
I’m not sure if we have the expression “s’mores” here!
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Poor Nikkiee. To never know the joy of a s’more. S’mores are traditional campfire treats made by sandwiching chocolate and roasted marshmallows between graham crackers. They taste so good you just have to have “s’more”.
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OEJ
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@Nikkiee, This is what s’mores is. If you’re poor like me… replace the marshmellow with a grape.
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http://www.geocities.com/suarezgfam/Smores.html
Ramen
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Oh ok….. I’ll remember to have lots of wet wipes on hand when I try it.
Do you sandwich the roasted marshmallows hot or cold with the chocolate?
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hot. The marshmallow should be thoroughly gooey for proper effect. Forget the wet wipes. Half the fun of s’mores is licking the goo and chocolate off your fingers!
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OEJ
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Wow…. whole website s’mores dedication. I’ll have to try some at next beach bonfire when the all the ankle biters come to visit.
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What are graham crackers made of? Not sure if we’ve got those either! If not we’ve probably have a version of them.
RAmen
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Nikkiee, one should always sandwich a perfectly-toasted marshmallow, still hot, between the graham crackers. If you’re really enterprising, you can put the chocolate bar (Hershey’s, usually) on a spatula and melt it slightly before putting the marshmallow on it. Of course, timing is everything.
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Or, if you’re three years old, just put the whole thing in your hair and crawl into your mother’s sleeping bag while camping.
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“Forget the wet wipes. Half the fun of s’mores is licking the goo and chocolate off your fingers!”
I’d be doing it on the beach OEJ. Licking sticky chocolate goo, impregnated with sand?…..hmm…I may take some convincing on leaving the wipes home.
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Sounds like there is quite an art to these s’mores!
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To some, it’s a sacred summertime ritual.
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SaucyWench Said….Or, if you’re three years old, just put the whole thing in your hair and crawl into your mother’s sleeping bag while camping
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HAHAHAHA
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You can do in the microwave too.
Just put the works together, and nuke em till they start to melt.
Couple of sec’s.
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Forshame, Swabbies Bucket! I’m a s’mores purist. It’s blasphemy to nuke them. I must insist everyone do it my way, or you will rot in Hell. Although, I do have to say that since my husband installed a woodstove in our living room last week, the thought has crossed my mind more than once that I can roast marshmallows in it. FSM, lead me not into temptation.
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Wood stove sounds perfect . I’ve had one here and there in past abodes. They are great.
I’m still not sure what ‘Graham’ crakers are? We probably have something the same.
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I grew up on them to Saucy, Thats why I know how to nuke them. Tastes about the same. We’ve done them in the fireplace too! But I lot of folks don’t have a fireplace,
Gotta use what ya gotta use sometimes. Hope you understand.
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Yeah, the wood stove is wonderful, especially here in New England, where it can get really, really cold.
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Well I’m undertaking a pamphlet roll out on campus tomorrow when all of the kids will
have finished their exams, (end of semester party time!) so I’ve got to go and check that all is organised.
Catch all you pirates later.
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@ Nikkiee
Graham crackers are similar to digestive biscuits like McVitie’s.
Some like to char the marshmallow, but the true believer will slowly roast the mallow until it is golden brown. And wet wipes are definitely a sin.
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Hmm…….I suppose I should say ‘young adults’ rather than kids. They don’t mind though.
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Graham crakers ….
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http://bakingsheet.blogspot.com/2005/04/shf-7-graham-crackers.html
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Oh Bugga…….’students’……there, now that is politically correct!!!
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Of course I understand, Swabbies Bucket! I’d do the same thing in a heartbeat. Who am I trying to kid?
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Swabbies Bucket Nov 29th, 2006 at 8:22 pm
‘If you’re poor like me… replace the marshmellow with a grape.
We, (my family….who have Lychees growing), de-seed Lychees, insert a Macadamia nut in the seeds place, then dip the Lychee in chocolate and set it in the fridge. Thing is I’m not fussed on Lychees. However, we’re are just coming into mango season and I love mangoes. Here is a hint though, mango juice (freshly juiced) is rather thick to drink, and not the best for mixing your holiday Tequila into! (past experience)
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Thanks for that Nikkiee.
I live in the grape region of western NY, Chautauqua County.
We grow a small amount of grapes ourselves, probably why I reference them so much.
Anyway, I’ve never had Lychees, but I’ve been told they were tart?
Grapes are sweet, but if you always have them, you really lose your fondness of them.
They make me ill anymore.
Anyway, we take watermelons, when in season, bore a hole in them, drain them and fill with Rum. Let soak overnight, and slice and eat and get drunk as hell!
It’s pretty good really.
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@ Anna
I say go for it. that way, if anyone wishes to act as you, then they have to work at it.
i myself am going to chang mine to Pride Of The Seven Sins
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OK this is the old Skittles now i hope you all know who i am and thank you
Blessed be ALL
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This coming from a guy calling himself Mr. Frodo?! We’re fighting Global Warming and feeling good about it fool!
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