wow…u guys truly are morons…what a productive use of ur allotted time…
-Mr. Frodo
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Okay guys, changed the name. @ Nikkie- make sure the graham crackers are fresh, not stale. Also, nuking the s’mores IS truly horrendus, because the microwave doesn’t turn the outside crispy golden brown with a hint of woodsmoke. Ahhh…. Perfection!
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@ L’TUAE_42 (formerly known as Anna)
Why would you say that? Have you even tried to nuke them? Have you even had them at all anyway? I doubt it, or would have never made such foolish statement.
Why did you change your name anyway? Not quite sure who you are?
That’s OK, We don’t care anyway. By the way, heres a link on how to nuke them… should you decide to try them yourself someday. But be informed, you need a microwave to do this with…….
http://www.cooks.com/rec/doc/0,1610,150167-244207,00.html
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RAmen
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No, I have to agree with L’TUAE_42 Anna is much easier to type) s’mores taste better with a fire. Probably just a psychological thing.
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sorry, missed the “(”, oh well
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And being obsessed with lord of the rings is?
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Yes we truly are morons not being able to spell such as complicated words as you and your why i wish i was as intelligent as you Mr.Frodo.
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i love the “what a productive use of ur allotted time…”, but you cannot spell out “you”. “u guys truly are morons” is something only a “MorMon” would say, dont you think?
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@z Dec 1st, 2006 at 3:12 pm
“this is the most retarted thing ever, a woman i know believes it and she is a freak, ill pray for u all…i mean flying spaghetti…wtf?”
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Perhaps you should spend less time praying and more time learning reading, writing and arithmetic.
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-wow…u guys truly are morons…what a productive use of ur allotted time…
Gawd! yur kewl, eye wish eye cood cpel az wel az u. You make us happy reminding us that people like you will always give us the attention we’re just dying for.. thanks for spending your time productively?
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That guy really makes me laugh hes probably a religious extremist who decides to bash anything disproving his god and or gods. I despise the ignorance of religion itself. I accept that some of you belive in FSM I was merely looking over it out of amusment but yet I dont bash your beliefs I have respect for you that you believe in something. All I know is I am strictly non religious and lack any faith in religion. But that beings said if you are a against something somebody else believes in keep you mouth shut because other wise you make people like me mad and then people like me think about silencing you permanently.
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@raz- “You make us happy reminding us that people like you will always give us the attention we’re just dying for.”
So, Raz, according to you this is all just a publicity stunt. According to you, this whole, “religion” just to get attention.
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@Lucifer H. Marik
Ok, I understand what you are trying to say, even if you say it in a …retarded way.
Ok, what are you really going to do? shoot us with a gun that can travel through the Internet? you really need think things through better, ok? have a good one!
Blessed Be!!!
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Bullets made of electromagnetic waves? Interesting!
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@Lucifer H. Mark
Actually, we are a religion made largly of athiests. We fight against religions when they try to force themselves on other people. Did you ever go trick or treating, or listen to the radio, or watch TV, or look at governments, or have someone come to your door trying to convert you to their religion? We are a religion, yes, but also so much more than that. We are the coming tide that will one day sweep the world clean of religious extremeism. The truth is, you know NOTHING of why we believe what we believe.
As to your pathetic and empty threat, I am watching you. You cannot silence our movement, you can only scream out a sadly pathetic and uneducated rant that accomplishes nothing except strenghthen our resolve.
May we march forward to a brighter future,
RAmen
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@Gnocci Man
Did you read Lucifer H.Mariks post he was talking to Mr.Frodo he also clearly states he is not religious and that he respects our beleifs please reread it.
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Whoops. Sorry. My bad. I thought that he was targeting Bobby H.
gotta look a little more carefully from now on.
(turns and blushes in emberassment)
Sorry Lucifer, just pretend that I never said that.
dang. I kind of liked that return rant, too.
maybe I oughta repost that on one of the [Bobby's Last Reply] threads.
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Sorry again. please forgive my complete misfire. though, on a side note, you should remember that we try to refrain from violence. The whole “I KILL” thing is generally limited to the other side.
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RAmen, and I shalt meet thee at the volcano of malted refreshments.
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the “FSM is a horrible idea” thread threw me off. I guess I was thinking that he was another one of the angry non-athiest athiests.
Sorry again.
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Hey did any of you see that video of a couple athiests going to Salt Lake City, Utah and knocking on the doors of mormons? If you haven’t I suggest you look for it. It is turely intertaining. ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heQhXqXkECA )
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Man, I gotta be careful not to turn fanatic for FSM. It’s one of the things he works against, after all.
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It’s okay Gnocci, everyone makes mistakes, and it’s easy to do here cause you can’t actually see the person(ie: who they’re facing and tone of voice)
Very good rant though.^_^ I’m usually not nearly as eloquent.
@ Sylvia’s mom- You are very rude. Of course i’ve nuked them before, and I find fire cooked to be superior. And I only changed my name cause it took so long to think of a good one. I was saying so people I normaly talk to didn’t get confused. The “we don’t care” thing was very rude considering I wasn’t aiming it at you. IF, however, you were being sarcastic about the s’mores then I’m sorry.
Sarcasm really doesn’t carry too well in typing.
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@ brad
my family has been christian for many generations and thanks to having been sent to a christian primary school and youth groups i was going down the christian path.
At the time i was discovering the flaws in the christian way of thinking my brother had given up completely and decided he was going to become a satanist, (the poor little midget).
Recently (about a week ago) i read about pastafarianism and decided to convert and have been feeling extremely happy ever since (his noodly apendage has indeed touched me).
i would just like to say thanks to all of you guys FSM is way better (in my opinion) than god and jesus and, to me anyway, seems to make more sense.
As to Mr Frodo, if you come on the same website as the people your calling morons and do the same thing (leave comments) then surely you to are a moron. also you’re more of a moron because this is our religion not yours. go back to middle earth. (or a convention at least)
Thanks again,
RAmen
PS it’s about 10mil to a few sad losers so give it up
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@Branded Cow
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Don’t you love John Saffran?
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He’s a TV presenter in Oz, and has done a range of shows. He started out on a sort of travel doco show called race around the world.
Then, next thing we know he had John Saffran’s Music Jamboree, where he did such marvelous things as;
1)get a group of dancers [ironically called bacon] to run through a devout jewish school that had banned dancing, doing all cheesey 80’s moves.
2)get a bunch of complete randoms into a private room in the most exclusive nightclub in melbourne, all for the cost of renting a limo and some slipknot costumes.
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3)get a music video shot by his pet jack russel on national tv (not his own channel, mind)
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Then he went on to the series you see on Youtube, John Saffran Vs God. The man got himself in a voodoo ritual, got a fatwah (muslim war thingy) declared on Rove Mcmanus (another Aussie TV host), and finished it off with an exorcism.
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@L’TUAE_42
i know what you mean, some people can be so rude! i understand what you are saying, so you really aren’t an idiot, you like your own way of doing things, just like I do
Blessed Be
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Wait… who called me an idiot? I think I missed something here…
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well, she said you made a foolish mistake… i’ll take that as an idiot. But i take every thing in a worse light… well, i do now that i’m quitting smoking…
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No, hey, don’t do that! Quiting smoking is good! Your lungs will slowly go back to normal and people won’t run from you with thier noses plugged. Did you know Polonium 210 is in cigs? Congrats for you, and it’s great you come here, it always makes me laugh!
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heh thanks, well, i know it’s bad, but you know… it’s hard to quit something that feels SO right!!!
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Ugh.
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You are hurting my sales, Mr FSM!
Please knock it off! Thank you.
Could I interest you in some miracle water?
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@ Peter Popoff
WTF? what in the name of great noodley goodness are you talking about?
@ L’TUAE_42
I know, I know… But I’m quitting right?
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Yes, of course that’s great, really. Sorry if I sounded rude there, I have kind of a thing about secondhand smoke.
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That’s ok, I don’t smoke around a lot of other people, and I blow my smoke away from evryone else! :D
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While I disagree with Mr. Frodo, I must commend him on his efficient use of his alloted time. Substituting “u” for you, “ur” for your meerly demonstrates his profound sense of our predestined exsistence.
Yours in Noodles,
Cheeseus H. Cryst
-”The “H.” is silent”
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Mr. Cheeeus:
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You’ve got one of the best names in the CofTFSM! Nice!
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im aninja and as all of you crack-smoking ass jocks knows, ninjas are better than pirates, and a helluva lot sexier too, besides we all know spaghetti is food, i have eaten your god, and unlike most ninja’s i worship 2 gods, the christian god, who is my main god, and Anubis, because i can
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Anubis and God. That’s quite a combination there. Why don’t you do Ra instead of God? He’s got to be more interesting.
P.s. Pirates are sexier than ninjas any day.
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@A Ninja
“we all know spaghetti is food”
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The majesty of your intellect has quite literally caused my bowels to loosen in pure, unfettered shock and awe. Please, Mr Ninja Genius Sir, don’t scare us so with your enormous brain.
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Oops, no, I’ve got it wrong again. What I *really* meant to say was:
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Stop wasting the oxygen, you massive fucktard.
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Stay back, evil Ninja! The Almighty FSM will smite you with his enormous meatballs and send you back to whence you came!
I sense a big-time Saturday morning cartoon coming out of all of this.
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@ ninja – A ninja worshipping Jesus and a deity from ancient Egypt? Cool. But what, exactly, is your point? Surely ninjas can be sexy, but I usually prefer pirates.
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“Stop wasting the oxygen, you massive fucktard.” That is officially my favorite insult ever.
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Damn davey that was a good one, shit, you made MY bowles loosen up!!!
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Hmmm… ninja hey.
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It seems his brethren have not yet informed him of the fundamental fact that all ninjas are in fact members of the reformed Church of Alfredo.
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Hence, either he is not aware of being a follower of the FSM, or he is not a real ninja, just some kid that likes to dress up in funny clothes, running around going “NINJAAAAAA CHOP!”
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Everyone here should listen to this, as it deals with education in America!
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http://inc-omplete.org/digg/verizon.mp3
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Download the file and listen (mozilla didn’t work for me?), its the funniest thing I have heard in quite a while!
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Verizon operators and management don’t understand the difference between .002 cents and .002 dollars. Its almost painful to listen to but absolutely hilarious!
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@ ninja
Wow… you know, I like ninjas over Pirates, but the thing is, I like Pirates too. You really have no right to come on here and be such an uninformed dick.
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@ Davey, Yet another belly laugh! I’m sure there’s bad karma in me laughing as much as I do at these creative insults, but it’s so damn much fun.
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“Stop wasting the oxygen you massive fucktard” should be printed on t-shirts and bumper stickers… and coffee mugs. I think it’s my new motto. Thanks guys.
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The first part of that has been my motto since the 7th grade. Too bad most of the people I was insulting didn’t understand. I swear, it almost takes the fun out of insulting dumb people.
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YOU SIR = LORD OF THE IGNORANT SNOT BUBBLED IDIOTS.
the best part is, he claims that we are abusing time, what about this fuckshit, CLEARLY A RINGS FAN, DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES TO WATCH THAT SHIT! you are right mr.frodo, we are wasting out time with philisophical and mental expansion, while you watch 4 gay midgets and a bunch of pud thumping elves walk through a forest for 12 hours, congrats sir…..you have a valid point. there is only one trilogy.
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Noodly appendage?
You must mean LIMP DICK.
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Oh lee Gilbert, you are so funny, you crack me up :)
BTW lee, If you do have a preoccupation with LIMP DICK, I’ve heard that there are now quite satiisfactory treatments available. Don’t take my word for it though, google ‘LIMP DICK’
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