wow…u guys truly are morons…what a productive use of ur allotted time…
-Mr. Frodo
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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NOODLY APPENDAGE POWER!
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Yea baby!
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Atheist camp sounds like something Chairman Mao would be proud of. However, if you graduate from the School of the Divine Noodle then my friend you are learned indeed!
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@ Skittles- Yay! Another adams fan! I’m actually debating whether or not to change my screen name to L’TUAE_42. But then again I’m already know here, what do you think?
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no name just opinion Nov 26th, 2006 at 8:16 pm
“Hey, I eat spaghetti, not worship it.”
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We don’t worship spaghetti, that would be just downright ridiculous!
We worship His Noodleyness, The magnificent and gracious Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Spaghetti does has a special place in the pastafarians diet, as eating it is considered taking sacrament in honor of Him. Just think of it as similar to the xtians consumption of the jeesus body host.
Worshipping spaghetti…..hahaha…. lol…who ever heard of such a thing!
RAmen my uninformed child.
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Saying we worship spaghetti is like saying, xtians worship the “communion host”.
More laughter.
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@Mad John Kidd Nov 28th, 2006 at 10:05 pm
@ Nikkiee
“Bible camp! Oh no, I’ve heard stories of the bizarre genetically-impaired inbreeding experiments they perform in those camps!”
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Like Penne said once before “Jeezus camp…..have some fun and wash some brains! “
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Jesus Camp …. straight out legal child abuse!!
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we should have noodle camp, only it should be more like burning man
Ramen
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@ Nikkiee
Yes, I’m familiar with the Jesus Camp lunacy. Guilt-trip your fundi larvae into conformity. Funny, don’t recall that passage in their bible.
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Have you heard of Camp Quest? It’s the diametric opposite of Jesus Camp, where the kids are taught actual tools of skeptical thought like probability theory and the amazingly stupendous scientific method. They even teach religious diversity and tolerance. And they don’t resort to reducing the kids to tears. Given the choice between the two, I wonder which camp a child would choose?
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Rhetorical question.
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@ mad john
that’s the problem, as a christian you wouldn’t be a good parent if you didn’t indoctrinate asap.you risk your kid burning in hell and all that.
so what do you think of noodle camp, it’d be like burning man,
only we’d call it boiling noodle
Ramen
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So close to the Nazi’s it’s both sickening and frightening!
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Camp Quest looks really interesting, MJK. I’ve been considering sending my son to one this summer. I’ve only read about it. Do you have any personal experience with it?
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OEJ
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@ OEJ
No, just what I’ve read about it from PZ Myers over on pharygula.
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@ the senator
I like the boiling noodle based on the burning man festival idea.
@ Nikkie
Zeig hiel meina frau!!!
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-have some fun and wash some brains! “-Don’t forget the s’mores!!!!!>:
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I’m not sure I know what s’mores are? Is it like necking or sex or something?
I’m not sure if we have the expression “s’mores” here!
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Poor Nikkiee. To never know the joy of a s’more. S’mores are traditional campfire treats made by sandwiching chocolate and roasted marshmallows between graham crackers. They taste so good you just have to have “s’more”.
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OEJ
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@Nikkiee, This is what s’mores is. If you’re poor like me… replace the marshmellow with a grape.
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http://www.geocities.com/suarezgfam/Smores.html
Ramen
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Oh ok….. I’ll remember to have lots of wet wipes on hand when I try it.
Do you sandwich the roasted marshmallows hot or cold with the chocolate?
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hot. The marshmallow should be thoroughly gooey for proper effect. Forget the wet wipes. Half the fun of s’mores is licking the goo and chocolate off your fingers!
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OEJ
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Wow…. whole website s’mores dedication. I’ll have to try some at next beach bonfire when the all the ankle biters come to visit.
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What are graham crackers made of? Not sure if we’ve got those either! If not we’ve probably have a version of them.
RAmen
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Nikkiee, one should always sandwich a perfectly-toasted marshmallow, still hot, between the graham crackers. If you’re really enterprising, you can put the chocolate bar (Hershey’s, usually) on a spatula and melt it slightly before putting the marshmallow on it. Of course, timing is everything.
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Or, if you’re three years old, just put the whole thing in your hair and crawl into your mother’s sleeping bag while camping.
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“Forget the wet wipes. Half the fun of s’mores is licking the goo and chocolate off your fingers!”
I’d be doing it on the beach OEJ. Licking sticky chocolate goo, impregnated with sand?…..hmm…I may take some convincing on leaving the wipes home.
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Sounds like there is quite an art to these s’mores!
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To some, it’s a sacred summertime ritual.
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SaucyWench Said….Or, if you’re three years old, just put the whole thing in your hair and crawl into your mother’s sleeping bag while camping
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HAHAHAHA
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You can do in the microwave too.
Just put the works together, and nuke em till they start to melt.
Couple of sec’s.
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Forshame, Swabbies Bucket! I’m a s’mores purist. It’s blasphemy to nuke them. I must insist everyone do it my way, or you will rot in Hell. Although, I do have to say that since my husband installed a woodstove in our living room last week, the thought has crossed my mind more than once that I can roast marshmallows in it. FSM, lead me not into temptation.
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Wood stove sounds perfect . I’ve had one here and there in past abodes. They are great.
I’m still not sure what ‘Graham’ crakers are? We probably have something the same.
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I grew up on them to Saucy, Thats why I know how to nuke them. Tastes about the same. We’ve done them in the fireplace too! But I lot of folks don’t have a fireplace,
Gotta use what ya gotta use sometimes. Hope you understand.
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Yeah, the wood stove is wonderful, especially here in New England, where it can get really, really cold.
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Well I’m undertaking a pamphlet roll out on campus tomorrow when all of the kids will
have finished their exams, (end of semester party time!) so I’ve got to go and check that all is organised.
Catch all you pirates later.
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@ Nikkiee
Graham crackers are similar to digestive biscuits like McVitie’s.
Some like to char the marshmallow, but the true believer will slowly roast the mallow until it is golden brown. And wet wipes are definitely a sin.
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Hmm…….I suppose I should say ‘young adults’ rather than kids. They don’t mind though.
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Graham crakers ….
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http://bakingsheet.blogspot.com/2005/04/shf-7-graham-crackers.html
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Oh Bugga…….’students’……there, now that is politically correct!!!
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Of course I understand, Swabbies Bucket! I’d do the same thing in a heartbeat. Who am I trying to kid?
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Swabbies Bucket Nov 29th, 2006 at 8:22 pm
‘If you’re poor like me… replace the marshmellow with a grape.
We, (my family….who have Lychees growing), de-seed Lychees, insert a Macadamia nut in the seeds place, then dip the Lychee in chocolate and set it in the fridge. Thing is I’m not fussed on Lychees. However, we’re are just coming into mango season and I love mangoes. Here is a hint though, mango juice (freshly juiced) is rather thick to drink, and not the best for mixing your holiday Tequila into! (past experience)
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Thanks for that Nikkiee.
I live in the grape region of western NY, Chautauqua County.
We grow a small amount of grapes ourselves, probably why I reference them so much.
Anyway, I’ve never had Lychees, but I’ve been told they were tart?
Grapes are sweet, but if you always have them, you really lose your fondness of them.
They make me ill anymore.
Anyway, we take watermelons, when in season, bore a hole in them, drain them and fill with Rum. Let soak overnight, and slice and eat and get drunk as hell!
It’s pretty good really.
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@ Anna
I say go for it. that way, if anyone wishes to act as you, then they have to work at it.
i myself am going to chang mine to Pride Of The Seven Sins
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OK this is the old Skittles now i hope you all know who i am and thank you
Blessed be ALL
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This coming from a guy calling himself Mr. Frodo?! We’re fighting Global Warming and feeling good about it fool!
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Mr. Frodo:
I am most disappointed in you. Midgets were the first people and we consider them holy. Being a Hobbit entitles you to the Midget-Like Entity discount at many of the fine retailers up in FSM heaven and THIS is how you choose to treat FSM and its followers?
For shame!
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Mr. Frodo, what’s your job?
:-))
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We waste our time with contemporary ideas of religion, global warming, and peace (or at least acceptance). Here comes Mr. Frodo who seems to be more interested in a fictitous world designed by a condescending author from the first World War than real world events.
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this is retarted
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this is the most retarted thing ever, a woman i know believes it and she is a freak, ill pray for u all…i mean flying spaghetti…wtf?
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@z: *sigh* Well, there are freaks who will believe anything you put before them. I’m sure there are people who beleive the FSM is real and cannot see the satire in it. Then there are also freaks who believe that there is enough water on Earth to cover it with a flood. There are freaks that believe if they prod a doll with needles a target will feel the prick.
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