wow…u guys truly are morons…what a productive use of ur allotted time…
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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@OEJ
It has occurred to me that, since it has been centuries since the holy texts of Islam and Christianity were originally written, it is perfectly likely that some crazy swine intent on making a profit/war out of religion m,ight have edited the texts at some point. With Christianity it is almost a fact. Not so sure about Islam. Either way, if you only see the good in the religious texts, and don’t abide by the “Flaming Sword” parts, we all do just fine. It’s mostly just the pugnacious ignorant and idiotic that cause the problems.
@EYE Sha
SalaRAmen Alaykum
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-chapter 6 online
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@Swabbies Bucket
I know what you mean!!! you get sick then all the good stuff happens while resting. DARN IT!!!
blessed be
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I know Skittles, we missed some completely good threads! Ah, well, go and read Penne’s latest installment, it’s awesome.
@ EYE Sha- very glad to have you on board here, I just wish most people can hear what your saying. Islam itself is a very nice and peaceful religion, just like christianity can be. It saddens me to know that most people only see the radical sides, seeing as how they scream the loudest.
RAmen
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What is the point of life?
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The Ultimate Answer to Life, the Univers, and Everything issssss……..
42!!!!!!!!
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@Mdog – beer. Lots and lots of beer. Oh, we could be nice to each other as well. Basically beer.
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@Fred
“if you only see the good in the religious texts, and don’t abide by the “Flaming Sword†parts, we all do just fine.”
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The problem is that all the fanatics (all religions) do exactly the opposite and not only pick the parts that suit their visions but adhere to a bastardised interpretation of those as well.
RAmen
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@ Skittles
I know! Heck I’m at a crossroads here!
Pick grapes to support the twins?
Or devote all my time to the FSM?
Or try to get a job at a 7/11 with internet access?
Oh being a noodle is so hard at times!
At other times its kinda soft though…
Ramen
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@ Wench Nikkiee
@ Fred,
Well put Nikkiee
Ramen
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@Wench Nikkiee
I can’t help but agree. You speak the truth, but it is heartbreaking.
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best of luck with that SB,
Anna, i know where you got that from ^_^
blessed be
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@Alchemist
BTW Alchemist ist it true that the Aussies won the ashes (again)?
OK… OK… no more I promise!
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@Fred
“You speak the truth, but it is heartbreaking.”
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I think that is why most of us are here, to try and contribute to stopping that hearbreak.
When it feels overwhelming, I always suggest taking sacramental pasta and washing down with beer.
RAmen
The ashes!!
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@ Wench Nikkiee,
Hey, I’m mostly here for the beer, and the strippers, and the toads, and Paris Hilton, and Dr Mike, and the Tree Ass Huggers, and Christina Aguilera, and Stevie Nicks, and Pat Benatar, and Led Zeppelin, and, oh wait! Wrong website! Dang! Guess I’m here for the beer and the pasta, and my friend Maxwell from NY who hasn’t shown up since I’ve been here? I’ve not figured that out yet either? But I do like noodles, and grapes, and beers, and girls,,,,, oh heck! Nevermind!
Ramen
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@Wench Nikkiee
“I think that is why most of us are here, to try and contribute to stopping that heartbreak.”
-Thank you, tis mighty reassuring. I only wish that atheism and religion could peacefully co-exist, but I worry that “fundies” as you call em, might see to it that it never happens. I’d take some pasta, but I have work in five hours and can’t be arsed to cook. As for beer, I’m tucked up in my “pit” and have only suspicious Eastern European liquor. But heres to you all (y’all) anyway! Cheers!
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And the comedy Swabbies Bucket? Let’s not forget the comedy the fundis inspire in us.
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RAmen Fred
May His Mightly Noodliness bless you.
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“fundies†as you call em,…”
I really should use the more technically correct term of Find a Mentalist.
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err…….I mean ” Fund a Mentalist”
RAmen
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@ Wench Nikkiee
Yep, and Yep!
See thats why I stopped!
No matter what, I knew I would miss something!
Ramen
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@ Fred
Its all good dude! You need a beeter job me thinks!
One that allows you pasta and beer! Whenever ye wants!
Ramen
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i understand ur need 2 conserve all of ur allotted time possible. Because those three letters completely took away from my life.
Turn off your computer.
and do something ‘productive’.
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@Skittles Eastern European liquor?
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@Swabbies Bucket
The beer is no problem! I have a bar outside my place of work! But pasta takes time! Liquid dinners are the way!
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@Skittles
Which three letters? Also, click link to see measure of productivity and use of alloted time.
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@Skittles Nov 28th, 2006 at 6:57 pm
Turn off your computer. and do something ‘productive’.
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Well I consider this a productive and worthwhile hobby ouside of my other productive pursuits.
What do you do for a living?
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@ Wench Nikkiee,
You forgot fun too! Its so easy to forget!
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@Skittles
Apologies matey, thought you were having a dig at Eastern European Liqour and use of alloted time. Then realised you weren’t a “fundie” (Great word by the way). No offence intended! Drink the good drink!
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@ Nikkiee – growl, growl, snarl, grrrrrr
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@Fred
“Also, click link to see measure of productivity and use of alloted time.”
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Great Fred! I’m bookmarking your site. I returning to study next year, to cover subjects entailing patent laws and also the structure and innovation of Biotech companies. I think the site may be a handy refernce.
RAmen
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@Wench Nikkiee
Glad to hear it’s of use! It’s stll in production mind you, but we aim to have one of the most comprehensive Scientific and Technological R&D sites on the net by the time we’re finished! But it’s EU mind, not US or Aus sadly.
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Oh… Skittles, Fred led me astray too. Naughty Fred.
RAmen
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Ya’ll aint gonna start bein’ all hurtful and shit I hopes’
humour is muchly better then that stuff!
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My post has gone a missing?
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Snarl, snarl, grrrrrr. At nikkiee. It really has lost the impact. Sod it. The bloody Aussies are going to win the Ashes anyway. Grrrrrrrr
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As said, most incredibly sorry. I know it might sound really pathetic, but it was the lack of a capital at the start of the sentence, as well as the two mispellings of “your”. However, with hindsight I realise the sharp wit and cunning of your (ur) carefully chosen words!
RAmen, and profuse apologies.
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@ Fred
“But it’s EU mind, not US or Aus sadly.”
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That’s ok. I’ve already got most of the Australian Govt. documentation. ( haven’t started reading any of it yet!). The site will be good to look at for comparative reasons.
RAmen
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@ Ass Thingie
You already know how easily the pastafarians forgive and forget.
No lick’n mind you!
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I just wished, I was all edumacated like you folks our!
Sometimes I’m at a reel disantadvantage, when chatting hear.
I try to hold my own, but when I do that I can’t type at all!
Oh well…
Ramen
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You do just fine Swabbies.. I reckon you are up there with the rest……one handed and all. ;)
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Thanks Nikkiee, I appreciate that I do.
We haven’t had a diehard jesus freak in a couple of days now?
Do ya ’spose they’re all perverted over now? Or did they just give up on us?
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They probably just haven’t come up to their weekly dose of indoctrination yet. Then again they could be away at bible camp!
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@ everyone!
THat was NOT me who said ~i understand ur need 2 conserve all of ur allotted time possible. Because those three letters completely took away from my life.
Turn off your computer.
and do something ‘productive’.~
i wish that people would be more origanal when chooseing there names.
I would like to apologize for any thing that, for lack of a better word, asshole said that may have offended all of you,
Blessed be
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@ Skittles
I know how youe feel. I myself have been impersonated, as well as others on this board. I prefer to take it as a compliment. Maybe you should consider yourself famous enough to have been selected by a jealous fundie. And have faith in your fellow Pastafarians to realize that your capacity to string together a coherent paragraph, unlike your imposter, will be recoginzed.
RAmen
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@ Nikkiee
Bible camp! Oh no, I’ve heard stories of the bizarre genetically-impaired inbreeding experiments they perform in those camps! The creatures, and I use that term kindly, that come out of there are said to have been responsible for many of the worlds most atrocious hilarity. Think of Kent “Dr. Dino” Hovind’s Creationist Dinosaur Park where the Flintstones are considered real history. Or Ken Ham’s Creationist Museum complete with fake dinosaur exhibits and I heard that the Cambrian explosion involves C-4 plastic explosives in before and after pictures.
RAmen
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@ Skittles,
That is flattering I guess? To be impersonated.
But honestly, I didn’t take any offense to that statment anyway?
I’m slow about some things I reckon. At any rate… Peace be with you.
Ramen
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@ Mad John Kidd
Me likey band camp! heh heh
Ramen
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And this one time…at band camp… ;)
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@Mad John Kidd
“I myself have been impersonated”
Yes Mad John, Skittles impersonated post hardly compares with your thousands of repeats of YOUF**K, you were truely honored with that one.
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@ Nikkiee
Yes my good Wench, I truly felt the warmth of His Noodliness on that day. May the path of satire forever light your way. May the Noodles, the Sauce, and the Meatballs forever warm your soul. And may your beer foameth over according to the Book of Pasta 23.
Got to go, gots loads of work to finish by tomorrow.
laters
RAmen
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-Wench Nikkiee-Find a Mentalist-Sounds like a great idea for a training manual for U.S. anti- terrorists in training.
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-Mad John Kidd- Google ‘jesus camp’ sometime, and prepare yourself for a wild ride.-You might want to buckle up first.
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