wow…u guys truly are morons…what a productive use of ur allotted time…
-Mr. Frodo
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Oh Nikkiee – you’re too caring.
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Kids – Take 1g of chlorine based toilet cleaner – add enough “scale remover” so that the solution bubbles. Inhale.
If you want to make your own fireworks – ask your friendly, neighbourhood pharmaceutical agent for – ‘picric acid’ make sure that it’s dry though.
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Next week – fun thing to do with glycerine.
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New reply for the fundis
“Go lick a One winged Laser Toad Clown”
or should that be “One winged Laser Toad Ass Clown”?
RAmen
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@Alchemist
Hahahah………..and you call me cruel hahaha
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no…..no toad-assed clowns:(
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“There is nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight.”—Lon Chaney Sr.
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There you go,and that’s comming from a man who knew his horror!
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“…You never turned around to see the frowns on the jugglers and the clowns
When they all did tricks for you…” Bob Dylan—Like a Rolling Stone
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“There is nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight.â€â€”Lon Chaney Sr.
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Woe…especially if they have been licking toads. Now that I come to think of it a lot of clowns are pretty creepy.
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“….extreme danger of cane-toad licking becoming the designer drug of choice.â€
I can’t get over that statement. I wonder if Paris Hilton knows?
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Nikkiee – survival of the fittest my fine friend! Not my fault if I have inherited the BAS_trd’ gene. I suspect you might have it (recessive? not likely). You’re a good’n Nikkiee :-)
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They’re just frowning because they are trying to think of newer and eviler ways of taking over the world and enslaving us all-each and everyone of us——for eternity.
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toads are cute….and not slimmey. or evil.
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EEW. I’d rather lick a toad than Paris Hilton. It wouldn’t need to be trippy either.
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All this talk about smoking toads skins…maybe we are truly morons. But at least we know how to have a good time.
RAmen
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Mr.Frodo is not that insulting, now if he’d said’you guys are Mormons’, well, that would be just rude.
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I know that when I visit this site sometimes, my ARRO_gnce gene starts transcribing.
But sometimes you do need to fight fire with fire, like when backburning or clearance burning.
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Dang, Nikkie? Why would you mention licking my ass?
I simply said you should lick the back of my neck? You sound kind of kinky really.
And yes Paris Hilton has an entire pond full of my offspring. They even have her features, well all except the intelligent ones, they resemble me.
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I like toads,they make me hoppy=__*
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@Penne
“now if he’d said’you guys are Mormons’, well, that would be just rude.”
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Now there is a thought …dress up in our best piratewear and go, in pairs, door to door to spread the word of the GoFSM.
RAmen
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You not not of love, like the love of a toad…. Me just now.
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Penne Nov 27th, 2006 at 7:26 pm
I like toads,they make me hoppy
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Would you like me to send a couple of thousand cane toads over to you? They will definately make you hoppy. They don’t even move out of your way when you walk into them.
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Talking about door to door proselytizing. From Australia.
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=20686
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Hell Nikkiee – I know just what you mean. CLVR_twt starts to express itself with me. Come on, admit it – it’s bloody good fun though?
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May your telomeres never grow smaller.
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Must sleep now. Promise to be a tit again in the ‘morrow. G’night and FSM bless, if he can be bothered.
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Show some love. Lick a toad.
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what do you do with your alloted time thats oh so much better?
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I like to fart in corners for hours at a time.
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Fart tangents are no fun.
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What the heck is going on here?
I leave for a few hours and you’re all licking frogs and farting in corners?
Good grief!
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I think you just had to be there Swabbies
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Geez! I guess so. I really like the reference to Paris Hilton, I’ll bet money she has fornicated with frogs before.
In fact it seems I’ve had that very same conversation, it does!
RAmen
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@Mad John Kidd Nov 27th, 2006 at 7:36 pm
Talking about door to door proselytizing. From Australia.
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=20686
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Great link Mad John :)
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@Swabbies
“In fact it seems I’ve had that very same conversation, it does!”
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Yeah I’ll bet you have.
RAmen
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ps How were bible sales today?
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I gave up on the selling of bibles. I got no network support from Doc Mike or God or anybody? People had questions? Heck I didn’t know what to tell them? The only pitch Dr Mike had for me was, $14.95 Each? Kinda vague really?
I like picking grapes much better, nobody slams the door at you, Master just says PICK!
Much easier if you ask me.
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Thought I’d share this…….
At the grocery store this morning I was in a bit of a hurry so parked in a disabled only bay, I was strolling into the store when a traffic cop hailed me with “Excuse me sir, what exactly is your disability?”. “Tourettes syndrome” I replied “Now f*ck off!”
RAmen
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hahaha…
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You dare insult this wondrous religion of mine?
You shall not get to taste the fruit of the grain in the beer volcanoes.
You shall not see the strippers produced by my factory.
For you shall be casted into a meatball-less place… You shall be casted into a hell…
You shall be surrounded by the finest Spaghetti, you shall have no water to boil, and no boiler to use. You shall see what you need, what you want, and you shall not get it.
Ramen
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thank you oh great and noodly one for enlightening me last night, I have but one 2part question. My greatgrand parents were in fact pirates, was I destined to find you and how can I serve your noodliness?
may sauce and parmesan be upon you forever and ever
RAmen
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Haveth you the old Meatball of Agrath?
If ye do, come forward child, and be touched by my noodly appendage.
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sadly I don’t, but thank you oh noodly one for giving me a purpose and goal, I shall seek, and so I will find
sauce and parmesan be with you
Ramen
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When you have foundeth the meatball, return to me and giveth the Meatball of Agrath to me, and you shall be permitted to taste my noodly appendage, you shall be one of the enlightened ones.
You shall be part of the Old Noodle Strand Guild… Now go! But take this noodle boiler with you, it is dangerous to go alone.
Ramen
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can I have some garlic bread too?
Ramen
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Oh yeah, here is also a can of holy tomato sauce and a can opener.
Now go findeth the Meatball and returneth to me.
Ramen
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So it was written, so it shall be done
Ramen
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wow. how many other gods speak to their followers via the internet?
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I would just like to say that i am a muslim from England yet i feel this site is quite amazing. I fully support it. remember not all muslims are bad! AND islams number 1 rule is dont kill or you are not a muslim. THEREFORE extremeists are not actually islamic, THEREFORE its not our fault.
thank you
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welcome aboard, EYE sha.
the majority of us here may be atheists, but we always welcome those who possess both faith and common sense!
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RAmen H. narrans
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EYE sha,
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I applaud your open-minded and peaceful attitutude… but (had to be a but coming) I can’t agree with you on this:
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“AND islams number 1 rule is dont kill or you are not a muslim. THEREFORE extremeists are not actually islamic, THEREFORE its not our fault.”
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This statement sounds like the same thing a moderate Christian would say about Christianity. Both religions when moderated by contemporary societal standards become markedly more peaceful. However, this is not because their respective religious texts are inherently peaceful. Both the Bible and the Qur’an are filled with passages that call for horrendous acts of violence.
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Islam and Christianity are NOT peaceful religions. Secular moral standards can moderate them to the point that they become peaceful, but in their raw literal forms they are both violent and intolerant.
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That said, let me end on a positive note. It is always to great to see someone from another faith visit here with an open mind. Kick up your feet. Have a beer (we won’t tell). Pick out a nice seat near the stage. Then sneer a bit and practice saying “Aaarrggg!”
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OEJ
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Crap! I miss all the good stuff! First I missed out on the Paris Hilton Toad affair,
Then the FSM itself shows up! Then a PEACE Loving Islamic shows up!
It must be in my timing! Dang! I hate missing all the good stuff!
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