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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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@Skittles,
all i have are frozen grapes, can i defrost them first?
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That should work I think?
As long as they are Holy grapes.
RAmen
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oh, ok. i just don’t want to pass out! unless it is a devine passing out…ing
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ok, after i sqush the grapes, can i eat them?
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Swabbies – you’ve got a serious grape thing going on there ;-) Didn’t the Doc fix you up with the bible sales? All mouth and no trousers he is – sayeth the lord.
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btw- what’s this ^_^ mean?
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@Skittles
The trick is…. to slowly let the grape juice flow from your forehead, over your nose, and
drip in to your mouth. As far as the grape skin, you should then save the skins, dry them out, and then carefully do something with them. I’m not sure what though?
Since I’m working off this hangover, I’m just not on top of things at the moment!
Give me a while though, and I’ll remember what you should do with the dried out skins.
Unless someone else can tell you, before I remember?
RAmen
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@ Alchemist
The Doc was a phoney! The bibles were too hard to read! And he provided No customer support at all!
I only speak of grapes, because I know them so welch, er’ well.
Don’t know what ^_^ means? Its kinda like a face on a piece of toast, must be Holy or something?
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^_^ is a face, actually. (An anime thing…and yes I am a total nerd when it comes to that stuff.)
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LOL ^_^ means happy, upturned eyes watch anime and you’ll see
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LOL ^_^ means happy, upturned eyes watch anime and you’ll see
@Swabbies Bucket, i allready ate the grapes… oops
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@Swabbies – the bastard! I thought you were on to a good thing there – aargh it makes me sick – they promise the world and deliver nothing.
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Have you tried Islam? I believe that’s very popular these days.
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“Quoran, Quoran for sale! Buy your loverrly Quoran! Free stoning with every signed edition. Extra underpants available for the truly holy!
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Surprise, surprise still no reply from “Him”- Gadzooks and bejeebers.
Gill – I like my Sci-fi. I love the books of Douglass Adams and esp. Terry Pratchett. It doesn’t mean we’re nerds – I even played competitive sports. Well, sort of, I was more interested in the beer after the match – and tended to feign injury ‘cos I needed a smoke .
Ta for the ^_^ info Gill and Skittles. Not an anime fan. HL2 though?
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@ Skittles, Thats probably Ok.
The FSM is pretty forgiving, besides, the more I think about it?
I really don’t know what the heck you’d do with three dried grape skins anyway?
It’s all good!
RAmen
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Yeah Alchemist, ^_^ is just like skittle’s O_o
just one of those many fun face you can do on the comp.
;) >:( *_* XD :D @_o XP
Love it! ^_^
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Swabbies, how do you know if they’re holy grapes?
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i hope the holy grapes make good mine. hahahahahah
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wine i mean, not mine
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@ Alchemist,
Yea, I know! Damn Doc, with his four-thousand degrees, couldn’t even give me a viable product to sell? He’s a fake!
I don’t want to get into Islam so much, as I’ve only got one throat, for them to slit.
I don’t think 72 VIRGINS could help me to much, what with my throat being slit and all…
For now I’ll continue to pick grapes, and hope for something better.
I think the FSM has got it figured out for us anyway. If the FSM didn’t want for me to pick grapes….. Than I would probably be a banana picker?
Warmer climate anyway?
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@ Anna
Simple, they’ve got holes in them!
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We survived oars being glued up our ass, came through a deluge of Scientogist whackjobs, and now have outlived a narcisstic cut and paste Doktori. What next, toads with wings?
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Anna. Thanks – it was a new one on me. “Internet – the next generation”. ROTFLMAO (rolling on the floor laughing my arse off) is more my style :-).
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“What next, toads with wings?”
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Yes! and ninjas. and wizards. and ninja wizards! and bears…bears with lasers behind their eyes!
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OK, whatever you say….just no clowns.
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there may be no clowns left by the time your story on “science without religion” is finally finished. of course…there could always be another toxic circus spill…
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Dear Mr. Frodo,
I must enlighten you with the truthful beliefs of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster before you go to hell (or Middle Earth for that matter)
BOOYAH!
RAmen.
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As and ye shall receive.
What can I do for you fine folks?
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Homo narrans Nov 27th, 2006 at 4:13 pm
“What next, toads with wings?â€
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I have an uneasy feeling about one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eaters.
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@ Wench Nikkiee
One eyed, one horned, flying purple people eaters.
Ain’t got nothin’ on me!!!
I will smite thee with my Laser eye!
And smoosh you with my clown feets!
Whilst flying you over a non-beer volcano and dropping you into a grapemine field!
You’ll be sorry sister, elst you learn to fly with me……………
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hahahaha..
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I said Mr. Purple People Eater, what’s your line
He said it’s eatin’ purple people and it sure is fine
But that’s not the reason that I came to land
I wanna get a job in a rock and roll band
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I perfer Martian cigarettes myself… here try one…..
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Apparently toad skins (cane toads at least) contain halucinogens. I’ve heard urban myths about people in the Northern Territory (top of OZ) drying and smokin them.
But who could forget the Flyin purple people eater?
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-Homo narrans,or a sequel…………..
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Wench Nikkiee – it’s not an urban myth. Some toad species ( inc. cane toad) do exude a potent hallucinogen from their skin – have no idea what type but I think it’s a tryptamine.
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I’d stick with morning glory seeds -Rivea or Ipomoea spp. they have LSA in them.
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Re. my last post – DON’T because the seeds can make you very, very ill. Not joking.
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Man I tell ya! I make just a couple of posts, and you folks are already devising ways of eating me! Gee Wiz!
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Alchemist Nov 27th, 2006 at 5:40 pm
“it’s not an urban myth.”
I was referring to prople actually drying the skins and smoking them. I’ve always only heard stories from someone who knew someone…..who did it.
RAmen
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“you folks are already devising ways of eating me! Gee Wiz!”
I believe smoking you is the right term.
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hmm…my touch typing is atrocious!
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Actually if you would only lick the back of my neck, you would be tripping for hours.
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Sorry Nikkiee. I suspect I skimmed through your post, latched onto something and just went for it (I wonder why I’m not still in research ;-))
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As to drying the skins and smoking them. No, can’t see that doing anything, I could be wrong. Mind you, dried nutmeg? They say that works – made me sick. Good to hear from you again btw.
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Is ok. :)
Yay…holidays for me now…but much work around home to do due to some of my lengthy past sojourns here.
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You are probably already familiar with Erowid but if not this is a massive reference base for all drugs.
http://www.erowid.org/psychoactives/
http://www.erowid.org/plants/nutmeg/nutmeg.shtml
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One winged Laser Toad Clown
Kinky toad!
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Is ok Alchemist :)
You are probably already familiar with Erowid, but if not it is a massive database (great site set up too) for all pharmoceuticals as well as naturally ocurring pyshcoactive compounds.
http://www.erowid.org/psychoactives/
RAmen
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It was much better when the kids from the breakfast state were licking me, and frolicking. Yes the good old days.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychoactive_toad
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Nikkiee – thanks for the link. You were right, it’s one of my bookmarks (nice to know that you’re interested in the historical use of natural pharmaceuticals also (grin).
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Isn’t it amazing how reindeer piss can shape our beliefs?
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What the …..my posts aren’t coming up. I’ll try this without the link!
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There is some good stuff on toad venom there, but everytime I tried to post the link it didn’t come up???
Psychoactive Toads
http://www.erowid.org/animals/toads/
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No for some reason I can’t get the toad venom link at Erowid posted. Probaby a good idea that it won’t post, considering some of the kids who come to the sight.
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@One winged Laser Toad Clown
I loved this part of the wikki:
“his story continued into the 1990s, despite a small story in Scientific American debunking the myth in 1990.[1] Even after this article, one Georgian legislator referred to “the extreme danger of cane-toad licking becoming the designer drug of choice.”
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As if…..oh the mental images.
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Yes, yes! The good old days!
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@Alchemist Nov 27th, 2006 at 6:38 pm
(nice to know that you’re interested in the historical use of natural pharmaceuticals also (grin).
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That is the reason I studied botany and biochem. (which eventually led me into molec bio)
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Would be nice to find something useful in some of the exotic invasive weeds that choke everything over here.
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