wow…u guys truly are morons…what a productive use of ur allotted time…
-Mr. Frodo
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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is this a joke? what are you’re beliefs. i cannot take this serious. who thought of this and when?
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one of the reasons that faith schools, and faith in general are succesful, i beleive, is that they lay claim to basic human morality i.e. “christian” values and mix these basic ideas in with their own dogmatic convictions. Thus when a child is exposed to other beleif systems as they get older they feel that these new systems cannot offer morality of any sort. Furthermore it becomes difficult for the individual to distinguish between dogma introduced by the prejudice of their religious leaders and human morality which evolved long before religion
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@Just Guess:
I’m not suggesting that teachers should be made to “denounce” religion, more that RE should be taught in the same way that we teach Greek mythology – as an outmoded view of the world, of literary value but little more. If a teacher is of sufficient religious conviction to not want to teach in this way, they’re the wrong person to be in the job anyway, since people of such strong religious conviction will, by and large, view conversion as a moral duty.
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@ PIXpocketsAA- read the open letter on the main page. May you be enlightened!
@skittles- really nice of you to do that, considering most others try to spread faith on here. The latest being Herr Doctor.
I actually thought rasberry was talking to the letter poster, but in any case please don’t leave.
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@Anna
don’t worry, i have no intint on leaving, untill everyone decides that they don’t want me here. and with people who want to push a seperate religion on you, just feel honored that they are going out of their way to pay attention to your cause! That’s what i do!
blessed be
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I wouldn’t mind you spreading a little of your faith, I’d like to learn more. You guys definatly don’t advertise as much as other religions, so the general public sometimes gets misconnceptions. Probably not a good idea to do a lot though, people might get annoyed. I’ll just do some research when I get the time.
RAmen
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@anna
lol that’s because Wiccans belive if you want to join, then join, we don’t care.if not, we don’t care. as long as you have resect, we’re fine with you. i would like to give you my E-Mail, but i don’t want other people to read it and… you know… any way, i would love to find out more on the FSM, can you link me to any sites… other than this one. Not that there is anything wrong with the site, but i would like one that’s less confusing…
Blessed Be
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This might solve the problem.
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http://www.theonion.com/content/node/40517
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If they all start staying at home, instead of attending school or church, they might disappear altogether.
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A cult is a religion with no political power. – Tom Wolfe
I think those are the words some of you were looking for….
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Skittles–Wikipedea’s how I found my way here in the first place, you could try them. And then there’s always google!
(By the way, like Anna, I’m kinda curious as to the lesser-known details of your religion? I really don’t know as much as I’d like to about it. I’m a bit wary posting my email up here, but if you’d rather not spam the thread up I could…just if you feel like it or you’ve got some spare time, of course. ^^)
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Quote: Skittles Nov 24th, 2006 at 7:05 pm
@anna
lol that’s because Wiccans belive if you want to join, then join, we don’t care.if not, we don’t care. as long as you have resect, we’re fine with you. i would like to give you my E-Mail, but i don’t want other people to read it and… you know… any way, i would love to find out more on the FSM, can you link me to any sites… other than this one. Not that there is anything wrong with the site, but i would like one that’s less confusing…
Blessed Be End quote/
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Dang I had to quote that whole post.
What more could you possibly learn about the FSM? Besides what is printed in these web pages?
It kind of, sort of, explains itself here really.
There is the book for sale, link somewhere here for it.
You say this site is confusing? But not like the king james bible right?
I’ve got to run, best of luck in your quest…..
RAmen
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@Swabbies Bucket
LOL! i’m sorry you had to post the whole thing. i’m just looking for other sites to see what they say. a lot of sites say different things, and I just want to see what they all say before i quote anything. I like to be careful when i quote religion.
kagresww@yahoo.com that’s my side e-mail, and instant meesanger. if you have any questions, just ask ^_^
blessed be
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@anyone:
“i would like to give you my E-Mail, but i don’t want other people to read it and… you know”
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I know this crops up every so often, so here’s an offer: if anyone wants to exchange email addresses, *both* of you message me via the form on my website. I’ll forward the addresses on, and you won’t have to publish them here.
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Of course, it means you have to trust Davey heheheheheh… ;-)
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Babies are great.
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Couldn’t eat a whole one, though.
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*burp*!
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Nice one Davey. I was going to offer my yahoo address, which I insanely posted, for the same.
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Still no reply from Dr. Martin – I suspect my pet hobnobs have deleted his reply – they’re buggers for that!
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Eep! That last post of mine was to the *wrong thread* – du’uhhhhhhh!!!!
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Imagine I posted it to “If I were to shoot your wife”, right after One Oared Marc’s post Nov 25th, 2006 at 9:21 am.
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I was Wiccan, for a while. I found the head-ology of it too easy to abuse, though – and therefore, I caught myself becoming very manipulative of other people, so I quit before I became a bad person ;-)
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Please note – the “bad person” part was nothing to do with Wicca, it was to do with me being a cynical s.o.b. Nowadays I view it as being as misguided as any other religion.
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That’s fine, i understood what you were saying
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In the words of Euripides, ‘Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.’
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I always have loved learning about ther religions, specially the ones with more than one gog/godess. I even read some of the bible, but I stopped when all the inbreeding got to be too much.
On a side note, in the story of Joseph and that coat, the whole story could be seen as hinging on this random guy standing in a field saying “they went that way”. Seriously. Think about it. No random man, no Joseph getting locked up, no survival of egypt, the very sands of time melted into glass! This is a very helpful story to think about when you feel you’re life has no meaning. All you have to do is be some random guy standing in the middle of a field saying “they went that way”, and you change the world. Sorry, just had to share that. I sugest you look it up, it’s rather odd.^_^
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It’s easy to tell why you are governed by Bush. Your foundation is not pathetic: it’s decadent. You’re not morons: you lack a definition for your status. It’s disgusting even to share these times with people like you.
Best Regards,
Karem
PS: By the by, you eat pasta? or that would be anthropophagya?
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Oh Karem. Do you want me to send you a sick bag? We have Blair as our great leader – not much better.
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I do eat pasta, lots of it, especially with a nice cheese sauce mmmm. Oh, it might be -ia not -ya.
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Skittles – I’m not a Wiccan (to be honest I don’t know what I am!) but I liked your posts.
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Things like – if you want to join then join, if you don’t then don’t. I wish others had the same attitude as you.
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@Alchemist, you dont have to be anything but if you want a label how about “humanist” (just a suggestion).
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Thanks Neofelis. Wouldn’t it be nice if everyone was like Skittles.
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S/he has her/his own beliefs but respects others enough not to try to ram it down our throats. I can respect people like that.
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Humanist? Yes, I suppose I am. If I had to wear a label then I would be proud to wear that one! (Although cynical, sarcastic tit would probably be closer to the truth.)
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I wear a lable……I think it says”Levi’s”.
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@Alchemist, don’t put yourself down i think this world could do with a bit more cynicism. I know what you mean about people not ramming it down your throat (metaphorically), it makes all the difference and can sometimes be endearing (without trying to sound patronizing). It’s ok to be a bit nuts (arent we all) as long as you don’t expect everyone else to follow you.
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I wear a label too, around my neck, it has my addres on it in case i get lost
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-Rude Zen: Do not follow me,for I may not lead. Do not lead me,for I may not follow…. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
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Neofelis,Does it keep away tics and fleas,because if not, then I’m afraid you got ripped off my friend.
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Rude Gospel: errr, just check out the original….dang!
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tee-hee
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It’s called satire, dumbass. Look it up. Or are “u” afraid of all those big words?
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@ Alchemist,
Neofelis is right, don’t putt your self down. you will find one, even if you belive in your-self… i have friends that think they are gods/goddesses. Really!
AND I”M A GUY!!! lol
@ ANNA O_o wha…?
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There is but one thing to believe in, ME!
We have VIRGINS!
We have HOOKAHS!
We have CAMALS to hump!
We have COLOR TVS!
We have STEREOS!
Come on down to CRAZY ALLAHS!
Else I’ll silt your fucking throat!
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Visa and Mastercard accepted.
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@ crazy Allah
… … … LMAO!!!
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I wonder how they feel about window shoppers?
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a.k.a. browsers
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Whoa… that was wierd. I don’t think Muslums will be very happy about that.
@ Skittles- like I said, totally random, I was just thinking about an Arlow guthrie concert I went to. He was singing “This Land Is My Land” and he just STOPPED in the middle and went off on this long winding story about joseph, took about ten minutes, then at the end made that point about the random man. Then he finished the song. I looked it up when I got home, there it was! The random man. Just felt it was funny enough to share.
Although it would have been funnier if I mentioned where I heard it. Oh well. Now you know.
And….. What does LMAO stand for?
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laughed-my-ass-off
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Hey,
I eat spaghetti, not worship it.
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@Anna
“Alices Restaurant” is still one of my favourite tracks.
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@ anna
i understand, but none the less… O_o to go off on a tandem like that, HA! you have really made a sick man happy. ( i have a cold)
Blessed be
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you know, i would like to join this, any one want to ” anoit” me?
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@Skittles. I don’t there is an anointing in pastafarianism – unless you want one? – Break out the beer and put the sauce on medium – and make sure there is enough Parmesan to go around mmm cheese.
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Skittles – sorry to have given you the s/he treatment but I gave someone a Y chromosome as a neophyte.
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She never had a go at me for it but I learned a lesson. Don’t make assumptions. So now I try not to.
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@ Alchemist,
i was trying to be funny… ^_^,
http://www.nodwolf.deviantart.com that has a pic i think you may like.
Parmesan for all!!!
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@ Skittles, Yes what Alchemist said!
However, if you are really serious about joining,
you should do as said. AND squish three grapes on your forehead, while kneeling before a Computer screen!
That should seal the deal!
RAmen
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it’s ok, i’m not angry! lol you just wanted to be safe, what is wrong with that?
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@Swabbies Bucket,
all i have are frozen grapes, can i defrost them first?
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