wow…u guys truly are morons…what a productive use of ur allotted time…
-Mr. Frodo
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Let me be one of, if not the first to point out that you can not spell. May the noodly lord forgive this semi literate retard.
RAMEN !
-Hal
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mr. frodo
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don’t you have better things to do. shouldn’t you get back to saving middle earth
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@mr. frodo
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I see you have spent your time much more wisely.
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Hobbits are known for their huge feet but not for huge brains. I guess this post is all we can expect.
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Mr. Frodo, I find your thoughts and ideas informative and thought provoking. I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. [/sarcasm]
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Nah, this is my spare time. I use my ALLOTED time to work and spell and use grammar correctly.
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I don’t think you understand. It makes just as much sense as any other religion. You don’t go bashing them, do you? May He forgive you for your ignorance.
RAmen.
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“u” does not equate to “you”
“ur” does not equate to “your”
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how about using your alloted time to learn how to spell? as mentioned, this is our spare time.
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@Mr. Frodo
> wow…u guys truly are morons…what a productive use of ur allotted time…
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My English teacher told me to practice my writing
going to some crap website and write some bullshit.
So here I am, Jackass! :-)
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I don’t think anyone who uses “Mr. Frodo” as their online handle has any right to tell other people they’re not using their time wisely. Go back to your mom’s basement and wish you had a girlfriend, dumbass.
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-Mr. Frodo
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What an outstanding reasoned argument you have there, you freak!
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Morons who make sense are far superior to morons who don’t
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Or did you mean mormons?
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That’s just not fair,do we come to your sci-fi conventions and make fun of the way you spend your time:making pointy ears and second rate costumes and learning to speak make-belive dilects.-No,of course not ,what a waste of time that would be.
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You guys arrrrr all a bunch of Fags that inclueds you Mr. Frodo
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“You guys arrrrr all a bunch of Fags that inclueds you Mr. Frodo”
-NOT mr.Frodo
I notice that you mispelled the word ‘are’and ‘include’, and failed to use proper grammar. You should have written, “You guys are all a bunch of fags. That includes you Mr. Frodo.”
Don’t thank me, just trying to give you some help. :)
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@Just Guess
He spelled are that way because he wanted to sound like a pirate.
And Mr.Frodo, i see you use your allotted (sic) time to go and dis other people who waste their allotted (sic) time in a sensible manner.
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“wow…u guys truly are morons…what a productive use of ur allotted time…”
well, it seems to me that it is you who are waisting your time. Posting moronic opinions on pages you do not understand…May His Noodlyness enlighten you.
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hi, i have heard about the FSM,and am glad to find a site about it. i personally don’t belive in him/her/it? i don’t know, please don’t be mad. but, why can the FSM not exist? i think that it is a wonderful idea, and i support you all! i think that there is a better way of handling critics, but who am i to judge? i really think what you all have here is great, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. i have no intint (i can’t spell) on joining, but like i said, i support you all
blessed be
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i actually need to correct my-self i ment to saywhy can’t the FSM exist ^_^ sorry much!
blessed be
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Thanks Skittles! Don’t suppose you’re Wiccan by any chance? I heard the phrase comes from there.
@ Mr. Frodo.- you have desecrated the name of a beloved character. You sicken me. As for all the rest, PLEASE don’t take HIM as a representative of the LOTR fans.
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Worshipping the creator of all that is noodly in the world is never moronic. Remember, He created you.
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- Brother Boyardee
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He said that exact same thing in one of the posts.
Hatred – Check
Poor argument with no supporting evidence – Check
Bad grammar – Check
Aah, yes, another hate-mailer.
RAmen
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The rate of hate-mail is slowing, we need some more religious nuts to laugh at…
send more please!
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@anna yeah i sure am, and no prob, i’ll be visiting this site a lot more
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go find a friend u non beleiver.
(btw on a random note: is it illegal for a teacher to call u a slut?(awaiting ur worldy wisdom)
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can’t we just post something contriversial? I’m sure we’d get alot more hate mail…although hu wud hate us? (sarcasm)
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Hi. I was just wondering if this is an actual religion or just an atheist sacasm movement? Thanks.
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@raspberry are you directing that at me?
(yes it is, it is slander and the teacher can be fired)
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ooh, and yes, that money stamp would be a very creative idea. I’d buy one.
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@rasberry: yes, it’s slander (as skittles said), emotional abuse, and sexual harassment.
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@NOT mr. Frodo and Jack Sparrow
My bad, I misinterpreted it as an insult to me fellow Pastafarians.
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“Hi. I was just wondering if this is an actual religion or just an atheist sacasm movement? Thanks.”
-monica
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serious answer: The Letter to the Kansas School board was meant to satirize the idea of teaching Intelligent Design in schools as a legitimate scientific theory. The FSM is just as viable a theory as ID.
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Pastafarian answer: Aye, the FSM do be a real religion, with 10 million followers and growing. We be hopin’ more like yerself be touched by His noodly appendage.
RAmen
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@Mr Frodo:
My “allotted” time? Who allocates my time? Who tells me what to do with it? It was me, last time I looked.
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And anyway, if what I choose to do with my time is contributing in some small way to annoying you – well, that worked out fine, didn’t it?
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@Monica:
To me, it’s a real religion. No, really. Honestly. It is.
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But then again, I do a good sideline in sarcasm, so who’s to say?
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“wow…u guys truly are morons…what a productive use of ur allotted time…
-Mr. Frodo”
Talk about a moron. Mr. Frodo just doesn’t get it. But no matter, Mr. Frodo is a typical hit and run poster anyway. No stomach for a real debate. Not enough wit or intelligence for a brave rebuttal. Oh, and oh so hip with the chatroom spelling and grammar (or lack thereof).
“allotted (sic) time”? Is he using that in a biblical sense? As in, we are allotted a certain amount of time here in this life and we had better use it to follow the xtian rules so we can get into xtian heaven when we die?! Hahahahaha!
“What a maroon! What a nin-cow-poop!” (Quoting Bugs Bunny)
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If electricity comes from electrons does that mean morality comes from us?
And by the way, exellent use of the great art of defficating on and then molesting the english language.
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“Hi. I was just wondering if this is an actual religion or just an atheist sacasm movement? Thanks.” – Monica
Hi Monica, I guess for me, I’d have to be mostly atheist sarcasm, as I believe very strongly in science and other sensible things that are based on logic and reason.
At the same time, however, a certain part of me thinks well, what if it was ultimately a diety that we might call “God” that created the universe instead of just a spontaneous “horrendous space kablooie”? Well who knows? And maybe it was really a horrendous space kablooie, but in fact lit or started or whatever by a God? Well we can’t really know for sure, but we can keep observing the world around us and trying to learn as much as we can. And for my part, I’m going to keep the FSM theory around just in case we start getting evidence that there was some kind of supreme being that started it all… just because, assuming that evidence does surface, it seems a lot more logical than what Christianity, Islam, or a multitude of other religious are trying to teach you instead, because it supports the principles of science and using our brains to learn instead of just automatically believing what some idiot preacher told us at church.
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Hmmmm….this has got me thinking about the funamentlaist Christian snake handlers. Perhaps they are really Pastafarians that are a little confused? I mean, maybe they THOUGHT they were reaching for a bowl of pasta, but instead it was serpent? Perhaps they were thinking about the beer volcanoes a little too hard?
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And oh yeah – Arrrrrrr!!!!!!
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Welcome, Redbeard.
I have always thought that snakes are pasta anyway.
It just makes sense really! Damn I wished I didn’t drink soo much tonite! But that happens sometrimes, as you know. All hail the Noodly one!
RAmen
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The serpent truly is a gift from the most enlightened pasta. It’s quite delicious with angel hair, regardless of whichever den of inequity you are fond of frequenting.
RAmen
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whilst we devote our selves to our noodly god, you sat and watched lord of the rings mr Frodo, great use of your time, you hairy footed poor excuse for a hobbit!
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-Snake handlers are insane.I know a guy who is one and he has been bitten 347 times-yes,everywhere you can think of,and he keeps doing it.I think the snakes are trying to tell him something, personaly. (I’m not sure if he’s acctually christian or not ,come to think of it)
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Hi guys,
On a different note. Have many of you lot come across Dr John Sentamu, the Archbishop of York? Among his many recent attempts to push his cause he has taken to describing people who don’t agree with him as Illibral Atheists, the matter that he was using as an excuse for this was that several years ago one city in the UK considered callin Christmas Wintervale instead, the idea was abandonned before it began. He’s also been making rather a big deal of some woman from British Airways who was told she couldn’t wear her cross outside her uniform, as I understand it BA have a ban on jewellery being warn outside of clothing.
Anyway being a resident of the fine city of York and an atheist I find his attitude and his regular attacks upon anyone who doesn’t agree with him rather annoying.
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To be fair to this chap he has also banged on a bit about how the English are embarrassed to be English and allow every Jonny Foreigner to hole up in ‘Londonstan’ and spout there dogmatic crap. Good to hear from a Ugandan on the improtance of being English then. What I do disagree with is his stand on claiming England is rooted in Christianity when infact the Magna Carta was first drafted on sheets of dried pasta and enshrined ever serfs inalienable right to Heinz tinned spaghetti. This is a fact because some bloke called Paul of Tottenham Court Rd told me so. I didn’t ned to see the evidence ’cause he told me.
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England rooted in Christianity? i’m sure that the ancient celts and druids would heavily disagree on that one. unfortunately, druidic cults don’t speak up for themselves much these days.
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Hi,
Just a very naîve question… Since the jewish are, in old & new testament, the choosen people of “god”, are the italians the choosen people of the FSM?? and so the shepards of pastafarism?? That would be scarry (Materazzi beeing an italian).
Thanks for your answer,
Excuse my spelling,
An evolutionist
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HAPPY THANKS GIVING. I am thankful for our Prophet Bobby and his Gift of bringing unto us That Which Created Us ALL (midgets, too!). Wahoo and RAmen!!!!!!!
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I’m not embarrassed to be English. We are the least religious country in the Western world, but at the same time the most tolerant and open minded. If you wanted to build a Cathedral to Patafarianism here, you could do, nobody would object. (In fact thats a bloody good idea!)
‘Londinistan’ happened because some Islamic nuts abused the principles of multiculturalism and tolerance and used the idea of respecting all faiths and freedom of speech to preach hatred of rival faiths and denounce freedom of speech. We should have seen it coming – our principles were used against us. We are having to revise our ideals because of them, which is annoying, but you live and learn.
I would rather have the problem of a few urban pockets of ultra-Islam than a wealthy, powerful and well organised christian conservative right wing like you have in the States right now. It’s brilliant to find such creative and witty resistance to it in the shape of FSM, I salute you from accross the pond! Don’t forget all the best Pirates were Brits, we even invented the accent, and holy words such as ‘arrrrrrr’.
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