u guys truly are morons

wow…u guys truly are morons…what a productive use of ur allotted time…

-Mr. Frodo

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  1. 61 - November 23rd, 2006 at 8:05 pm - Gzngahr Says:

    I hate Cyber Drama.Mr.Frodo,
    you have my pitty.
    RAman

  2. 62 - November 23rd, 2006 at 8:06 pm - Anna Says:

    For Fred and anyone else interested- the words of a Dunesbury comic strip:

    Patient: Can it be cured?

    Doctor: Depends. Are you a creationist?

    Patient: Why?

    Doctor: I’m going to give you the choice of choosing your type of treatement. Treat it the way it was before antibiotics, or as the multiple med resistant strain it has since evolved into.

    Patient: what are the new drugs like?

    Doctor: They’re intelligently designed.
    ^_^

  3. 63 - November 23rd, 2006 at 10:08 pm - Skittles Says:

    @ anna

    i love that, and i like your thinking. i also have a question for all of you,

    Raspberry said Quote:go find a friend u non beleiver. 1, she did not spell believer right, (i don’t think i did either) and do you all think i should leave this site, because i only support this, but don’t follow the religion? I would like honest answers please, as i am not easly offended. (please exuse my spelling)

    blessed be

  4. 64 - November 23rd, 2006 at 11:09 pm - HipsterKing Says:

    @Mr.Frodo- When the hell was someone going to tell me I had a time limit?!?! By his noodly appendage, I’ve wasted so much time!! What was I thinking?

  5. 65 - November 23rd, 2006 at 11:17 pm - Mr. Happypants Says:

    Skittles, I don’t think that anyone here would desire for a supporter of the one true religion(even one who happens to be a non-believer) to leave. I’m glad that you’re not easily offended, as it shows that not all religious people are so weakminded and insecure in their own beliefs that something like a few other people’s dissent shake their beliefs to the point that they abandon good grammar and rationality(what little they have). RAmen

  6. 66 - November 23rd, 2006 at 11:28 pm - supa size me Says:

    is mr. frodo your real name or are you a Lord of the Rings loser

  7. 67 - November 24th, 2006 at 12:15 am - Brother Rigatoni Says:

    Freds delicious and amusing antics have reminded me of my own pasta apiffical experience. I was draged by my friends to a small french resturaunt they had been frequenting. I had one of the finest plates of pasta know to man: angle hair pesto. It was quite evident that the noodles were homeade, as the texture was noticably finer. The pesto was made with garden grown basil, and various exotic spices which names eluded me. I knew after consuming the glorious meal, that the amusing thing they said to me before going was true.
    .
    They told me they found God through the food.
    RAmen

  8. 68 - November 24th, 2006 at 2:04 am - Mad John Kidd Says:

    A science teacher walks into a classroom of thirty YEC students. The teacher says, “I was going to discuss the difference between evolution and creationism, but then I realized I didn’t want to have to explain it THIRTY TIMES.”

  9. 69 - November 24th, 2006 at 2:04 am - Skittles Says:

    @ Mr. Happypants,
    i thank you for your kind words. yes it is true i am a religious person, but i am not here to spread my faith. I am here to learn about yours ^_^

    blessed be

  10. 70 - November 24th, 2006 at 2:10 am - Mad John Kidd Says:

    Welcome aboard Skittles.

    May you be forever touched by His Noodly Appendage!

    If you so choose.

    RAmen

  11. 71 - November 24th, 2006 at 2:41 am - Jon E Says:

    Hi Guys,
    As a Brit I love my country and I’m very disturbed when I see the creep back of religion into places it has no right to be. I’ve long believed that the only good religion is a dead religion.

    As has been mentioned by others we have an increase in the number of faith schools in the UK, these schools have their ciriculums dictiated by the government, but can be altered to suit the faith involved. It should also be pointed out that these schools are not paid for by the faiths in question but by the government from our taxes, so basically we are paying to have children indoctrinated into faith. It has been proven that faith schools are devisive, just look at what happened in Northern Ireland where children where either brought up catholic or protestant. I make no claims of innocence for Britain when it comes to Ireland, though many Americans have much to answer for in their funding of terrorist groups. But those troubles would have been sorted long before if there had been more common ground and understanding. Bringing children up together in mixed schools has been shown to help. The more they see of different people around then, the less they see the difference and the more they see the people.

    I suppose I should also mention that in recent surveys about two thirds of the british electrorate opposed faith schools.

    Though if Bobby ever managed to make enough money he could actually found a City Academy in Britain based on FSM.

    We sit in front of our PCs and talk about what’s wrong with the world, wouldn’t it be nice if we could funnel some of that energy and really change the world.

    PS Bobby, some of us are using public access pcs and could do with a sign off function so that we aren’t leaving our account open to abuse. Thanks

  12. 72 - November 24th, 2006 at 2:50 am - Homo narrans Says:

    unfortunately PM Blair is supporting faith schools, though i can’t understand why. maybe when the criminal Bush is deposed from the white house, Blair will stop acting like the proverbial leech clinging to his arse.
    .
    if only.

  13. 73 - November 24th, 2006 at 3:05 am - brad Says:

    The UK used to be a fantastic place and looking at the rise in secularisation it could’ve been potentially great with a rational and scientific explain of society and the world. However, looking at demographic studies by people such as Kaufmann, it seems as if there’l be a re-sacrilisation of this society because religious people tend to have higher birth rates than atheists. Following this logically it means that if the offspring of the religious people continue to follow their parents’ religions (either blindly, by questioning using what they think is rationally or just by being indoctrinated (as stated in Chapter 1 of “The God Delusion” by Richard Dawkins)) then the theistic population will once again rise.

    Also, if you look at the growth of NRMs (New Raligous Movements) and NAMs (New Age Movements) then this shows that religion and blind faith are still prominent in society. I would like to further point out that some NRMs can be extremely harmful to the individual e.g. Jim Jones and the People’s Temple and also the Life Foundation - http://www.guardian.co.uk/religion/Story/0,,1951502,00.html .

    Something for you to ponder and debate here - the other day i asked my philosophy teacher if she that is was possible that if some people who believed in religion that had been indoctrinated into believing in that particular religion (contemporary example of Islam and a classical example of Catholicism). Her reply was that she believed that she found religious indoctrination (or any kind of indoctrination)acceptable if the indoctrinated person was morally acceptable.

    The following day the philosophy class were having a discussion about what God is and whether it is possible for it to exist and the inconsistant triad. Again, I put my hand up to answer. This time I used His Noodliness and Pastafarianism as an example to explain my point about the illogicity of belief in God. My teacher replied “Well, I’ve never heard of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and because it sounds so silly (noodly appendages and noodles in the sky) I doubt that your argument has any validity.” My reply was “Pastafarianism is a legitamate religion and haas over two million followers, how can you not say that it is valid?” Then she blanked me and moved onto another person in the class.

    Now, forgive me for thinking this but if we have people teaching “philosophy” (or rather theology - as we are generally being taught our teacher’s watered down version of Catholicism), a subject where a person is meant to explore all avenues and use the strongest arguments to find the truth (as science does), what hope is there for developing our ideas if teachers like this are allowed to preach their religious views and masquerade it as philosophy?

    Just a few thoughts there, your replies would be most welcome.
    Thanks, Brad.
    May His Noodliness have mercy on us all.

  14. 74 - November 24th, 2006 at 3:22 am - Jon E Says:

    I’ve seen what indoctrination can do to people, I’m sure everybody here has. In know way do I think it’s a good thing for any religion to be allowed to indoctrinate people and the state should most definitly not help them.

    In the UK Dr Sentamu has again been calling for religion to take a stronger control influence and control of law and politics. He seems to be calling for the start of a theocracy. The last time we had that kind of thing in this country was over 400 years ago and it lead to suffering and executions on a mssive scale. It’s almost ironic that Sentamu chooses to quote William Pitts on the abuse of power. Personally I see Dr Sentamu as the publicity officer for a failing business. The Church of England is loosing followers fast. The only churchs in this country that are growing are the scary evangelical ones, like the Calvery Chapel that my own brother belongs to. Though the growth of evangelical churchs is still less than the growth in atheism.

    I recently found myself arguing online with someone who claimed that Dr Sentamu spoke for the majority of this countries population, this particular individual would not answer me when I asked him what gave him the right to claim know what the majority think. Ironically this person was also an avid supporter of the BNP.

  15. 75 - November 24th, 2006 at 3:25 am - hexhunter Says:

    sorry, mr. Frodo, shall I go to mass tonight instead of sleeping? mabye I should spend my sundays going to THE SAME christian church watching and listening to the SAME BORING services based on the SAME 2000, no wait, 1600? year old book, giving money to a charity which will help confuse others and pull people away from the important things in life like fighting disease at the risk of some DEAD 2000 year olds, who no longer have the brain to think, to think that we are going against the SAME old gods laws…

    PS theres a church round the corner, bloody CoE, with a painting above the door (its a huge one too) showing jebus burning down a completely metallic city (and those who are trying to protect it) and a select few running to the green grass around it… is that the kind of thing you stand for, because that painting is an act of terror, I used to be scared of that thing as a kid. terror is the sword of the christians, and the muslims, and perhaps the jews aswell. So you see, our time may truly be productive, If we can bring people to mock you and ignore you, your methods of trror will be made useless and lame like your president, and people will be able to choose their religion by themselves, no forced religion from parants, or peers, or propoganda, just comedy, and humour and laughter will rule the religions, and philosophy and your way of life. so can you yet see, mr.frodo, you are holding us back, watch some blasphemous comedy and learn some blasphemace science…

    *walks away swearing under breath*

  16. 76 - November 24th, 2006 at 3:40 am - Jon E Says:

    Religion has always used fear and terror to get their way.

    I did hear that at one point some sections of the early church used teach reincarnation. They stopped when they realised that it didn’t scare people into giving them money. So they stole the ideas of Elysium and Tartarus from the Greek mythology and grossly simplified it to give them Heaven and Hell.

    As to the origins of the bible, anyone want to tell me why the earliest versions of the new testament that I’ve ever heard of come from the 2nd century? Why is there no gospel according to Jesus, if he was a rabi and a teacher as was claimed then he should have been able to read and write in several languages.

    By the way, yes Hexhunter the Jews have used terror, look at the old testament and you will find many cases of it. Jericho is a prime example. Anyone with a reasonable knowledge of military engineering could tell you that what they actually did was march round the walls making a racket while they had a bunch of people undermining the walls, but telling their enemies that their god is powerful enough to tear down a city walls is much more useful. It keeps your enemies afraid of you.

  17. 77 - November 24th, 2006 at 3:46 am - Mad John Kidd Says:

    Quite true, my UK brothers Jon E, H. narans, and brad. The Troubles are more than simply a religious one, or a political one, and education is surely the key. The good news. Tony Blair is on his way out, for whatever reasons. Is this time to rejoice? Maybe the new PM will be the catalyst for positive change, maybe not. Time will tell, as they say. Only His Noodly Master knows for sure.

    .

    For brad, thanks for the gaurdian link. Sad wot religion can do to some people simply looking for meaning in their lives. But I’m afraid the UK has a long and storied history of atrocities on a much grander scale that we are still trying to live down. I won’t go into detail here, but having said that, is one of the reasons I left Old Blighty for The States. Little did I know wot crap politics I would find here. At least we have room to spread out. Finally, have you signed Richard Dawkins petition to rid the UK of secular schools? This new movement of introducing ID into schools is pure bollocks! I don’t have the link readily available, but I would be glad to if you request.

    .

    Ramen brothers and cheers mates

  18. 78 - November 24th, 2006 at 3:56 am - Homo narrans Says:

    to rid the UK of secular schools?
    do you not mean rid the UK of sectarian schools?
    .
    but i do agree with everything these latest posts have said. keep religion in RE lessons, and keep science in science lessons. everyone will be happier (and better-informed) that way.

  19. 79 - November 24th, 2006 at 3:58 am - Jon E Says:

    Haven’t seen the Dawkins petition yet, but I will happily sign it. I’ve already had a go at the organisation behind trying to introduce ID into UK schools, they call themselves Truth In Science, though personally I’ve taken to calling them Lies Instead Of Science. One of their founders is a friend of my brother, who is completely taken in by this nonsense, I had asked them a few questions using a far more anonymous tag than the one I use here. All I got back where the usual lies and claims of having real science to back up their claims. I’ve still to see and science that backs up ID.

    One thing that’s been bouncing round my head for a while is the irriducable complexity of the mouse trap. Behe didn’t really think this one out to well. All the parts for the mousetrap were pre-existing and also if you look at a mousetrap doesn’t it remind you of a simplified crossbow, and from there we can say that it’s descended from the bow, through slings and stick throwers to the spear and then the thrown rock to the rock in someones hand and eventually to the fist.

  20. 80 - November 24th, 2006 at 4:58 am - SaucyWench Says:

    @ Brad - That link about the Life Foundation was scary, particularly because I can see how someone, even myself under a different set of circumstances, could become engangled in such a group. I have apparently had a semi-cult experience by attending 12-step meetings for years after I stopped drinking alcohol (and other mind-altering substances.) I recently saw a website that lists the ways A.A. is a cult, and, although the Fellowship absolutely does good things for people, it really does seem to have a lot in common with bonafide cults. I never really fit in at A.A., because I refused to give up my entire life in the pursuit of only Fellowship-related activities. I had a dream once that I went to an A.A. retreat and they took away my clothes and put me on an island of bleachers in the middle ofa huge gymnasium. In that dream, my worst fears were confirmed, that A.A. was a cult. Well, anyway it helped me to stop living the way I was living. It’s almost 19 years later, and I still am “clean.” I haven’t been to a meeting in years, and I consider myself just a normal person. I feel poorly for Paul because at one time or another in many people’s lives, we desperately need help. When that help turns destructive it is like a double-whammy of sadness and pain.

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