wow…u guys truly are morons…what a productive use of ur allotted time…
-Mr. Frodo
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Yes, of course that’s great, really. Sorry if I sounded rude there, I have kind of a thing about secondhand smoke.
That’s ok, I don’t smoke around a lot of other people, and I blow my smoke away from evryone else! :D
While I disagree with Mr. Frodo, I must commend him on his efficient use of his alloted time. Substituting “u” for you, “ur” for your meerly demonstrates his profound sense of our predestined exsistence.
Yours in Noodles,
Cheeseus H. Cryst
-”The “H.” is silent”
Mr. Cheeeus:
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You’ve got one of the best names in the CofTFSM! Nice!
im aninja and as all of you crack-smoking ass jocks knows, ninjas are better than pirates, and a helluva lot sexier too, besides we all know spaghetti is food, i have eaten your god, and unlike most ninja’s i worship 2 gods, the christian god, who is my main god, and Anubis, because i can
Anubis and God. That’s quite a combination there. Why don’t you do Ra instead of God? He’s got to be more interesting.
P.s. Pirates are sexier than ninjas any day.
@A Ninja
“we all know spaghetti is food”
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The majesty of your intellect has quite literally caused my bowels to loosen in pure, unfettered shock and awe. Please, Mr Ninja Genius Sir, don’t scare us so with your enormous brain.
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Oops, no, I’ve got it wrong again. What I *really* meant to say was:
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Stop wasting the oxygen, you massive fucktard.
Stay back, evil Ninja! The Almighty FSM will smite you with his enormous meatballs and send you back to whence you came!
I sense a big-time Saturday morning cartoon coming out of all of this.
@ ninja - A ninja worshipping Jesus and a deity from ancient Egypt? Cool. But what, exactly, is your point? Surely ninjas can be sexy, but I usually prefer pirates.
“Stop wasting the oxygen, you massive fucktard.” That is officially my favorite insult ever.
Damn davey that was a good one, shit, you made MY bowles loosen up!!!
Hmmm… ninja hey.
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It seems his brethren have not yet informed him of the fundamental fact that all ninjas are in fact members of the reformed Church of Alfredo.
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Hence, either he is not aware of being a follower of the FSM, or he is not a real ninja, just some kid that likes to dress up in funny clothes, running around going “NINJAAAAAA CHOP!”
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Everyone here should listen to this, as it deals with education in America!
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http://inc-omplete.org/digg/verizon.mp3
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Download the file and listen (mozilla didn’t work for me?), its the funniest thing I have heard in quite a while!
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Verizon operators and management don’t understand the difference between .002 cents and .002 dollars. Its almost painful to listen to but absolutely hilarious!
@ ninja
Wow… you know, I like ninjas over Pirates, but the thing is, I like Pirates too. You really have no right to come on here and be such an uninformed dick.
@ Davey, Yet another belly laugh! I’m sure there’s bad karma in me laughing as much as I do at these creative insults, but it’s so damn much fun.
“Stop wasting the oxygen you massive fucktard” should be printed on t-shirts and bumper stickers… and coffee mugs. I think it’s my new motto. Thanks guys.
The first part of that has been my motto since the 7th grade. Too bad most of the people I was insulting didn’t understand. I swear, it almost takes the fun out of insulting dumb people.
YOU SIR = LORD OF THE IGNORANT SNOT BUBBLED IDIOTS.
the best part is, he claims that we are abusing time, what about this fuckshit, CLEARLY A RINGS FAN, DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES TO WATCH THAT SHIT! you are right mr.frodo, we are wasting out time with philisophical and mental expansion, while you watch 4 gay midgets and a bunch of pud thumping elves walk through a forest for 12 hours, congrats sir…..you have a valid point. there is only one trilogy.
Noodly appendage?
You must mean LIMP DICK.
Oh lee Gilbert, you are so funny, you crack me up :)
BTW lee, If you do have a preoccupation with LIMP DICK, I’ve heard that there are now quite satiisfactory treatments available. Don’t take my word for it though, google ‘LIMP DICK’