wow…u guys truly are morons…what a productive use of ur allotted time…
-Mr. Frodo
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
@raz- “You make us happy reminding us that people like you will always give us the attention we’re just dying for.”
So, Raz, according to you this is all just a publicity stunt. According to you, this whole, “religion” just to get attention.
@Lucifer H. Marik
Ok, I understand what you are trying to say, even if you say it in a …retarded way.
Ok, what are you really going to do? shoot us with a gun that can travel through the Internet? you really need think things through better, ok? have a good one!
Blessed Be!!!
Bullets made of electromagnetic waves? Interesting!
@Lucifer H. Mark
Actually, we are a religion made largly of athiests. We fight against religions when they try to force themselves on other people. Did you ever go trick or treating, or listen to the radio, or watch TV, or look at governments, or have someone come to your door trying to convert you to their religion? We are a religion, yes, but also so much more than that. We are the coming tide that will one day sweep the world clean of religious extremeism. The truth is, you know NOTHING of why we believe what we believe.
As to your pathetic and empty threat, I am watching you. You cannot silence our movement, you can only scream out a sadly pathetic and uneducated rant that accomplishes nothing except strenghthen our resolve.
May we march forward to a brighter future,
RAmen
@Gnocci Man
Did you read Lucifer H.Mariks post he was talking to Mr.Frodo he also clearly states he is not religious and that he respects our beleifs please reread it.
Whoops. Sorry. My bad. I thought that he was targeting Bobby H.
gotta look a little more carefully from now on.
(turns and blushes in emberassment)
Sorry Lucifer, just pretend that I never said that.
dang. I kind of liked that return rant, too.
maybe I oughta repost that on one of the [Bobby’s Last Reply] threads.
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Sorry again. please forgive my complete misfire. though, on a side note, you should remember that we try to refrain from violence. The whole “I KILL” thing is generally limited to the other side.
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RAmen, and I shalt meet thee at the volcano of malted refreshments.
the “FSM is a horrible idea” thread threw me off. I guess I was thinking that he was another one of the angry non-athiest athiests.
Sorry again.
Hey did any of you see that video of a couple athiests going to Salt Lake City, Utah and knocking on the doors of mormons? If you haven’t I suggest you look for it. It is turely intertaining. ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heQhXqXkECA )
Man, I gotta be careful not to turn fanatic for FSM. It’s one of the things he works against, after all.
It’s okay Gnocci, everyone makes mistakes, and it’s easy to do here cause you can’t actually see the person(ie: who they’re facing and tone of voice)
Very good rant though.^_^ I’m usually not nearly as eloquent.
@ Sylvia’s mom- You are very rude. Of course i’ve nuked them before, and I find fire cooked to be superior. And I only changed my name cause it took so long to think of a good one. I was saying so people I normaly talk to didn’t get confused. The “we don’t care” thing was very rude considering I wasn’t aiming it at you. IF, however, you were being sarcastic about the s’mores then I’m sorry.
Sarcasm really doesn’t carry too well in typing.
@ brad
my family has been christian for many generations and thanks to having been sent to a christian primary school and youth groups i was going down the christian path.
At the time i was discovering the flaws in the christian way of thinking my brother had given up completely and decided he was going to become a satanist, (the poor little midget).
Recently (about a week ago) i read about pastafarianism and decided to convert and have been feeling extremely happy ever since (his noodly apendage has indeed touched me).
i would just like to say thanks to all of you guys FSM is way better (in my opinion) than god and jesus and, to me anyway, seems to make more sense.
As to Mr Frodo, if you come on the same website as the people your calling morons and do the same thing (leave comments) then surely you to are a moron. also you’re more of a moron because this is our religion not yours. go back to middle earth. (or a convention at least)
Thanks again,
RAmen
PS it’s about 10mil to a few sad losers so give it up
@Branded Cow
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Don’t you love John Saffran?
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He’s a TV presenter in Oz, and has done a range of shows. He started out on a sort of travel doco show called race around the world.
Then, next thing we know he had John Saffran’s Music Jamboree, where he did such marvelous things as;
1)get a group of dancers [ironically called bacon] to run through a devout jewish school that had banned dancing, doing all cheesey 80’s moves.
2)get a bunch of complete randoms into a private room in the most exclusive nightclub in melbourne, all for the cost of renting a limo and some slipknot costumes.
and
3)get a music video shot by his pet jack russel on national tv (not his own channel, mind)
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Then he went on to the series you see on Youtube, John Saffran Vs God. The man got himself in a voodoo ritual, got a fatwah (muslim war thingy) declared on Rove Mcmanus (another Aussie TV host), and finished it off with an exorcism.
@L’TUAE_42
i know what you mean, some people can be so rude! i understand what you are saying, so you really aren’t an idiot, you like your own way of doing things, just like I do
Blessed Be
Wait… who called me an idiot? I think I missed something here…
well, she said you made a foolish mistake… i’ll take that as an idiot. But i take every thing in a worse light… well, i do now that i’m quitting smoking…
No, hey, don’t do that! Quiting smoking is good! Your lungs will slowly go back to normal and people won’t run from you with thier noses plugged. Did you know Polonium 210 is in cigs? Congrats for you, and it’s great you come here, it always makes me laugh!
heh thanks, well, i know it’s bad, but you know… it’s hard to quit something that feels SO right!!!
Ugh.
You are hurting my sales, Mr FSM!
Please knock it off! Thank you.
Could I interest you in some miracle water?
@ Peter Popoff
WTF? what in the name of great noodley goodness are you talking about?
@ L’TUAE_42
I know, I know… But I’m quitting right?