wow…u guys truly are morons…what a productive use of ur allotted time…
-Mr. Frodo
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Thanks for that Nikkiee.
I live in the grape region of western NY, Chautauqua County.
We grow a small amount of grapes ourselves, probably why I reference them so much.
Anyway, I’ve never had Lychees, but I’ve been told they were tart?
Grapes are sweet, but if you always have them, you really lose your fondness of them.
They make me ill anymore.
Anyway, we take watermelons, when in season, bore a hole in them, drain them and fill with Rum. Let soak overnight, and slice and eat and get drunk as hell!
It’s pretty good really.
@ Anna
I say go for it. that way, if anyone wishes to act as you, then they have to work at it.
i myself am going to chang mine to Pride Of The Seven Sins
OK this is the old Skittles now i hope you all know who i am and thank you
Blessed be ALL
This coming from a guy calling himself Mr. Frodo?! We’re fighting Global Warming and feeling good about it fool!
Mr. Frodo:
I am most disappointed in you. Midgets were the first people and we consider them holy. Being a Hobbit entitles you to the Midget-Like Entity discount at many of the fine retailers up in FSM heaven and THIS is how you choose to treat FSM and its followers?
For shame!
Mr. Frodo, what’s your job?
:-))
We waste our time with contemporary ideas of religion, global warming, and peace (or at least acceptance). Here comes Mr. Frodo who seems to be more interested in a fictitous world designed by a condescending author from the first World War than real world events.
this is retarted
this is the most retarted thing ever, a woman i know believes it and she is a freak, ill pray for u all…i mean flying spaghetti…wtf?
@z: *sigh* Well, there are freaks who will believe anything you put before them. I’m sure there are people who beleive the FSM is real and cannot see the satire in it. Then there are also freaks who believe that there is enough water on Earth to cover it with a flood. There are freaks that believe if they prod a doll with needles a target will feel the prick.
Okay guys, changed the name. @ Nikkie- make sure the graham crackers are fresh, not stale. Also, nuking the s’mores IS truly horrendus, because the microwave doesn’t turn the outside crispy golden brown with a hint of woodsmoke. Ahhh…. Perfection!
@ L’TUAE_42 (formerly known as Anna)
Why would you say that? Have you even tried to nuke them? Have you even had them at all anyway? I doubt it, or would have never made such foolish statement.
Why did you change your name anyway? Not quite sure who you are?
That’s OK, We don’t care anyway. By the way, heres a link on how to nuke them… should you decide to try them yourself someday. But be informed, you need a microwave to do this with…….
http://www.cooks.com/rec/doc/0,1610,150167-244207,00.html
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RAmen
No, I have to agree with L’TUAE_42 Anna is much easier to type) s’mores taste better with a fire. Probably just a psychological thing.
sorry, missed the “(”, oh well
And being obsessed with lord of the rings is?
Yes we truly are morons not being able to spell such as complicated words as you and your why i wish i was as intelligent as you Mr.Frodo.
i love the “what a productive use of ur allotted time…”, but you cannot spell out “you”. “u guys truly are morons” is something only a “MorMon” would say, dont you think?
@z Dec 1st, 2006 at 3:12 pm
“this is the most retarted thing ever, a woman i know believes it and she is a freak, ill pray for u all…i mean flying spaghetti…wtf?”
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Perhaps you should spend less time praying and more time learning reading, writing and arithmetic.
-wow…u guys truly are morons…what a productive use of ur allotted time…
Gawd! yur kewl, eye wish eye cood cpel az wel az u. You make us happy reminding us that people like you will always give us the attention we’re just dying for.. thanks for spending your time productively?
That guy really makes me laugh hes probably a religious extremist who decides to bash anything disproving his god and or gods. I despise the ignorance of religion itself. I accept that some of you belive in FSM I was merely looking over it out of amusment but yet I dont bash your beliefs I have respect for you that you believe in something. All I know is I am strictly non religious and lack any faith in religion. But that beings said if you are a against something somebody else believes in keep you mouth shut because other wise you make people like me mad and then people like me think about silencing you permanently.