wow…u guys truly are morons…what a productive use of ur allotted time…
-Mr. Frodo
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
NOODLY APPENDAGE POWER!
Yea baby!
Atheist camp sounds like something Chairman Mao would be proud of. However, if you graduate from the School of the Divine Noodle then my friend you are learned indeed!
@ Skittles- Yay! Another adams fan! I’m actually debating whether or not to change my screen name to L’TUAE_42. But then again I’m already know here, what do you think?
no name just opinion Nov 26th, 2006 at 8:16 pm
“Hey, I eat spaghetti, not worship it.”
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We don’t worship spaghetti, that would be just downright ridiculous!
We worship His Noodleyness, The magnificent and gracious Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Spaghetti does has a special place in the pastafarians diet, as eating it is considered taking sacrament in honor of Him. Just think of it as similar to the xtians consumption of the jeesus body host.
Worshipping spaghetti…..hahaha…. lol…who ever heard of such a thing!
RAmen my uninformed child.
Saying we worship spaghetti is like saying, xtians worship the “communion host”.
More laughter.
@Mad John Kidd Nov 28th, 2006 at 10:05 pm
@ Nikkiee
“Bible camp! Oh no, I’ve heard stories of the bizarre genetically-impaired inbreeding experiments they perform in those camps!”
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Like Penne said once before “Jeezus camp…..have some fun and wash some brains! “
Jesus Camp …. straight out legal child abuse!!
we should have noodle camp, only it should be more like burning man
Ramen
@ Nikkiee
Yes, I’m familiar with the Jesus Camp lunacy. Guilt-trip your fundi larvae into conformity. Funny, don’t recall that passage in their bible.
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Have you heard of Camp Quest? It’s the diametric opposite of Jesus Camp, where the kids are taught actual tools of skeptical thought like probability theory and the amazingly stupendous scientific method. They even teach religious diversity and tolerance. And they don’t resort to reducing the kids to tears. Given the choice between the two, I wonder which camp a child would choose?
Rhetorical question.
@ mad john
that’s the problem, as a christian you wouldn’t be a good parent if you didn’t indoctrinate asap.you risk your kid burning in hell and all that.
so what do you think of noodle camp, it’d be like burning man,
only we’d call it boiling noodle
Ramen
So close to the Nazi’s it’s both sickening and frightening!
Camp Quest looks really interesting, MJK. I’ve been considering sending my son to one this summer. I’ve only read about it. Do you have any personal experience with it?
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OEJ
@ OEJ
No, just what I’ve read about it from PZ Myers over on pharygula.
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@ the senator
I like the boiling noodle based on the burning man festival idea.
@ Nikkie
Zeig hiel meina frau!!!
-have some fun and wash some brains! “-Don’t forget the s’mores!!!!!>:
I’m not sure I know what s’mores are? Is it like necking or sex or something?
I’m not sure if we have the expression “s’mores” here!
Poor Nikkiee. To never know the joy of a s’more. S’mores are traditional campfire treats made by sandwiching chocolate and roasted marshmallows between graham crackers. They taste so good you just have to have “s’more”.
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OEJ
@Nikkiee, This is what s’mores is. If you’re poor like me… replace the marshmellow with a grape.
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http://www.geocities.com/suarezgfam/Smores.html
Ramen
Oh ok….. I’ll remember to have lots of wet wipes on hand when I try it.
Do you sandwich the roasted marshmallows hot or cold with the chocolate?