wow…u guys truly are morons…what a productive use of ur allotted time…
-Mr. Frodo
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
@Wench Nikkiee
I can’t help but agree. You speak the truth, but it is heartbreaking.
best of luck with that SB,
Anna, i know where you got that from ^_^
blessed be
@Alchemist
BTW Alchemist ist it true that the Aussies won the ashes (again)?
OK… OK… no more I promise!
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@Fred
“You speak the truth, but it is heartbreaking.”
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I think that is why most of us are here, to try and contribute to stopping that hearbreak.
When it feels overwhelming, I always suggest taking sacramental pasta and washing down with beer.
RAmen
The ashes!!
@ Wench Nikkiee,
Hey, I’m mostly here for the beer, and the strippers, and the toads, and Paris Hilton, and Dr Mike, and the Tree Ass Huggers, and Christina Aguilera, and Stevie Nicks, and Pat Benatar, and Led Zeppelin, and, oh wait! Wrong website! Dang! Guess I’m here for the beer and the pasta, and my friend Maxwell from NY who hasn’t shown up since I’ve been here? I’ve not figured that out yet either? But I do like noodles, and grapes, and beers, and girls,,,,, oh heck! Nevermind!
Ramen
@Wench Nikkiee
“I think that is why most of us are here, to try and contribute to stopping that heartbreak.”
-Thank you, tis mighty reassuring. I only wish that atheism and religion could peacefully co-exist, but I worry that “fundies” as you call em, might see to it that it never happens. I’d take some pasta, but I have work in five hours and can’t be arsed to cook. As for beer, I’m tucked up in my “pit” and have only suspicious Eastern European liquor. But heres to you all (y’all) anyway! Cheers!
And the comedy Swabbies Bucket? Let’s not forget the comedy the fundis inspire in us.
RAmen Fred
May His Mightly Noodliness bless you.
“fundies†as you call em,…”
I really should use the more technically correct term of Find a Mentalist.
err…….I mean ” Fund a Mentalist”
RAmen
@ Wench Nikkiee
Yep, and Yep!
See thats why I stopped!
No matter what, I knew I would miss something!
Ramen
@ Fred
Its all good dude! You need a beeter job me thinks!
One that allows you pasta and beer! Whenever ye wants!
Ramen
i understand ur need 2 conserve all of ur allotted time possible. Because those three letters completely took away from my life.
Turn off your computer.
and do something ‘productive’.
@Skittles Eastern European liquor?
@Swabbies Bucket
The beer is no problem! I have a bar outside my place of work! But pasta takes time! Liquid dinners are the way!
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@Skittles
Which three letters? Also, click link to see measure of productivity and use of alloted time.
@Skittles Nov 28th, 2006 at 6:57 pm
Turn off your computer. and do something ‘productive’.
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Well I consider this a productive and worthwhile hobby ouside of my other productive pursuits.
What do you do for a living?
@ Wench Nikkiee,
You forgot fun too! Its so easy to forget!
@Skittles
Apologies matey, thought you were having a dig at Eastern European Liqour and use of alloted time. Then realised you weren’t a “fundie” (Great word by the way). No offence intended! Drink the good drink!
@ Nikkiee - growl, growl, snarl, grrrrrr
@Fred
“Also, click link to see measure of productivity and use of alloted time.”
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Great Fred! I’m bookmarking your site. I returning to study next year, to cover subjects entailing patent laws and also the structure and innovation of Biotech companies. I think the site may be a handy refernce.
RAmen
@Wench Nikkiee
Glad to hear it’s of use! It’s stll in production mind you, but we aim to have one of the most comprehensive Scientific and Technological R&D sites on the net by the time we’re finished! But it’s EU mind, not US or Aus sadly.