wow…u guys truly are morons…what a productive use of ur allotted time…
-Mr. Frodo
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Let me be one of, if not the first to point out that you can not spell. May the noodly lord forgive this semi literate retard.
RAMEN !
-Hal
mr. frodo
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don’t you have better things to do. shouldn’t you get back to saving middle earth
@mr. frodo
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I see you have spent your time much more wisely.
Hobbits are known for their huge feet but not for huge brains. I guess this post is all we can expect.
Mr. Frodo, I find your thoughts and ideas informative and thought provoking. I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. [/sarcasm]
Nah, this is my spare time. I use my ALLOTED time to work and spell and use grammar correctly.
I don’t think you understand. It makes just as much sense as any other religion. You don’t go bashing them, do you? May He forgive you for your ignorance.
RAmen.
“u” does not equate to “you”
“ur” does not equate to “your”
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how about using your alloted time to learn how to spell? as mentioned, this is our spare time.
@Mr. Frodo
> wow…u guys truly are morons…what a productive use of ur allotted time…
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My English teacher told me to practice my writing
going to some crap website and write some bullshit.
So here I am, Jackass! :-)
I don’t think anyone who uses “Mr. Frodo” as their online handle has any right to tell other people they’re not using their time wisely. Go back to your mom’s basement and wish you had a girlfriend, dumbass.
-Mr. Frodo
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What an outstanding reasoned argument you have there, you freak!
Morons who make sense are far superior to morons who don’t
Or did you mean mormons?
That’s just not fair,do we come to your sci-fi conventions and make fun of the way you spend your time:making pointy ears and second rate costumes and learning to speak make-belive dilects.-No,of course not ,what a waste of time that would be.
You guys arrrrr all a bunch of Fags that inclueds you Mr. Frodo
“You guys arrrrr all a bunch of Fags that inclueds you Mr. Frodo”
-NOT mr.Frodo
I notice that you mispelled the word ‘are’and ‘include’, and failed to use proper grammar. You should have written, “You guys are all a bunch of fags. That includes you Mr. Frodo.”
Don’t thank me, just trying to give you some help. :)
@Just Guess
He spelled are that way because he wanted to sound like a pirate.
And Mr.Frodo, i see you use your allotted (sic) time to go and dis other people who waste their allotted (sic) time in a sensible manner.
“wow…u guys truly are morons…what a productive use of ur allotted time…”
well, it seems to me that it is you who are waisting your time. Posting moronic opinions on pages you do not understand…May His Noodlyness enlighten you.
hi, i have heard about the FSM,and am glad to find a site about it. i personally don’t belive in him/her/it? i don’t know, please don’t be mad. but, why can the FSM not exist? i think that it is a wonderful idea, and i support you all! i think that there is a better way of handling critics, but who am i to judge? i really think what you all have here is great, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. i have no intint (i can’t spell) on joining, but like i said, i support you all
blessed be
i actually need to correct my-self i ment to saywhy can’t the FSM exist ^_^ sorry much!
blessed be