This idea or bullcrap that you invented is blasphemy and I do believe that you need to stop or you will burn in hell.
-joseph goss
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Oh yeah, maybe you should research *note* the spelling, stem cell research, before you go spouting off about how it’s “killing” “lives”
Another well informed christian.
Arrrggggg
Blasphemy is a victimless crime.
American Atheist,
That’s right. The FSM is made of stronger stuff than to be bothered by a bit of blasphemy. The other Gods are such cry babies who can’t take bit of ribbing.
The FSM just says ‘hey well fuck you and enjoy the stale bear’.
Given that the FSM is made of stronger stuff and that stronger stuff is cooked spaghetti, minced meat and spaghetti sauce, what are the other gods made of?
Semolina?
America Atheist
Jan 20th, 2007 at 3:30 am
Blasphemy is a victimless crime
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Hahahahaha, yes it is!
won’t stop a load of thiests claiming otherwise
“This crime called blasphemy was invented by priests for the purpose of defending doctrines not able to take care of themselves.”
- Robert Ingersoll
Reading the FSM hate mail has turned me pro-choice! Abortion is too good for Fundamentalists!
Technically, its not blasphemy. We’re not Christians and we cannot commit a sin against a God we don’t believe exists.