This idea or bullcrap that you invented is blasphemy and I do believe that you need to stop or you will burn in hell.
-joseph goss
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
He created the Universe and all that is contained within. Not unlike Taoism, His Universe will continue on the path He designed. You may yell and scream ‘blasphemy’, but it is pointless. He doesn’t really give a rat’s ass what you think, because His way will be followed. If you decide to return to the flock, there is the outside chance that He will reach out with His noodly appendage and enlighten your mind.
RAmen
The Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster, forgive them! Forgive their blind hearts. They love you, but they don’t know what they say. Forgive their stupidity. They will believe one day and all of infidels will not be killed, but they will be loved buy You. Your love is love, no fear like in their religions. We worship you, we love you, we believe you and in you. Thank You for Your miracles. Thank You for creating this world. Thank you.
And most of all, thank you for the endless beer volcanoes and stripper factory in your heaven.
RAmen
Another thank you would be in order if you keep most of the fundies and born agains out.
Okay, Okay. If they repent I suppose it’s okay, but otherwise they need to be washing our beer glasses.
WOW,GOD IS INSECURE!!!
I need your acceptence!!!
BELIEVE,BELIEVE!!!
“he has a list of 10 things he does not want you to do.and if you do one of them,god has a special place full of fire and smoke and burning,torture and anguish where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry for ever and ever till the end of time;but he loves you.he loves you and he need money! hes all powerfull all perfect and all knowing and all wise but some how he just cant handle money.They pay no taxes,but they always need more money.Now you talk about a good bullshit story,HOLY SHIT.”
George Carlin
RAmen
I don’t know if my english is good enough, but here I go…
I’m from Peru, and I have KNOWN for my whole life as a FACT that evolution is what really happened in our world. And I’m Catholic. In the Catholic version of the Bible we have at home, it’s clearly stated (in footed) that, according to science and archaeological investigation, the beginning of the Bible is a reunion of legends from the Hebrew people, and that it represents their faith and has a very potent symbological meaning. It also states to don’t take it literally or we would be misenterpreting its true meaning. That would be wrong.
To be honest, when I checked some statistics that showed that many people in USA take everything that is in Bible literally (like 45%)… well, I simply couldn’t believe that. In our media it’s shown that that country is so developed that the idea behind this revelation is somehow shocking.
In our church we preffer to reconcile the true with the Bible. And there’s nothing wrong with these scientific discoveries, as far as I’m concerned.
I’m not saying that all the people from USA think that. I know that. Even in my country there are people who haven’t received any education and haven’t got a clue about science. But in my humble opinion, it’s wrong to take our Sacred Bible as a historical document or something like that.
And by the way, this Spaghetti thing is quite ingenious!
RAMEN.
*At least it’s not historical in the beginning.
*At least the Bible it’s not historical in the beginning.
Now why can’t more people see things the way HE does?? RAmen, Jose!
I second that. Jose should be an honorary Pastafarian minister. RAmen, José!!11!!
so everyone that isn’t christian will burn in hell, huh?
Jose
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Recepcion a bordo.
(Welcome aboard.)
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Puedo usted ser forver tocado por Su Noodly Accesorio
(May you be forver touched by His Noodly Appendage)
Significo eso de una buena manera
(I mean that in a good way.)
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Esperanza usted mi Espanol
(Hope you understand my Spanish.)
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RAmen
Once again, I am baffled by my fellow Americans. Some of us are buffoons. I just don’t get it.
Again I ask, if god created man in his own image, does god have a penis? If so, what does he use it for?
ha HA! abye he just decided we needed to be more interesting than he was!
^_^ Totally kidding here. Hey welcome aboard Jose! Those surveys aren’t really accurate, many people just say that to make themselves feel like better religious people.
WHO DARES DEFY MY RULE?!!!!
MY NOODLEY APENDEGE WILL BE LIFTED FROM YOU ATHIASTS AND YOU WILL FLOAT AWAY NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@José
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good point. i wish most people could think like you. there are some pretty crazy religious people in are country. they are very radical and want to control our lives. its scary. peru sounds awesome.
7. I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Go Around Telling People I Talk To You. You’re Not That Interesting. Get Over Yourself. And I Told You To Love Your Fellow Man, Can’t You Take A Hint?
Remember the 8 I really rather you didn’ts, here’s number 7 (Learn it)!
@Jose… ¿ Que Tal ?
I guess that’s a catholics point of view on the bible, they are under the impression, that you can do whatever you want, as long as you feel sorry and ask for forgiveness afterwards :) … It’s the same thing down here in Brazil, 90% of catholics are pretty cool and easy going… most of them don’t have that overwhelming urge to convert you, that’s more of a protestant thing.
I don’t know, may be it’s written somewhere on their application, or it’s like Amway … you move up on the organization as you bring in new members…
BTW… I don’t think our Noodly Lord and Savior created scientology, I guess he offshored it to piss poor hollywood sci-fi writer
RAmen !
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