This idea or bullcrap that you invented is blasphemy and I do believe that you need to stop or you will burn in hell.
-joseph goss
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
BOBJACK, YOU’RE FULL OF IT. IF YOU WERE AN EXPERIENCED POSTER YOU WOULD KNOW ABOUT NOT POSTING IN CAPS.
A fundie is an extremely religious person who believes that people who have fun should die. Fun = Die.
Does macaroni have any significance in this FSM religion?
I like spagetti, but I actually prefer kraft dinner. With ketchup.
Probably, the body of Jesus would taste better with ketchup.
jesus christ - In response to your comment “please, don’t actually fall into the trap that people here are literally serious.” Dont worry, I didn’t. I admire the cofsm becuase here is a religion and a congregation that knows it is a joke. If only all other religions and religious people would aknowledge the fact that they too are a joke….. what a wonderful world that would be……… for me anyway.
When I found this site It brought much joy to my life!!!! I felt like Peter on the road to Damascus!!!!! I thought to myself “this is wonderful!!!! And they also like pirates!!!!
Then I read the hate mail.
This is where I found the message I originally replied to.
I replied to it because just when I was seeing the fun side of religion some fucker comes along and proclaims it to be blasphemous. I took offence at that, not because I believe in the f.s.m. but becuase I knew that person would also believe me to be blasphemous and would like me to think like them or SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES AND BURN IN HELL!!!!!
Fuck that and fuck them.
On a different note I would just like to say that my favourite thing about pirates is the gleam in their eye.
ARRGH! Methinks Bobjack is truly a pirate at heart! Climb aboard land-lubber and sail the open seas with us! We also have beer volcanoes and a stripper factory to look forward to in the after life! ARRRRRRGH!
Noeviltwin - What part of “Admittedly I have only posted on a couple of sites before.”
did you not understand?
I have probably doubled the amount of posts I have ever made just by posting the five or so here, today.
Maxwell - I have indeed read the letter to the school you speak about. It was inspiring. So inspiring I felt I had to contribute in some way.
Hence the posts.
P.S.
I also think pirates have the coolest flag (except for maybe Japan. I don’t know why, but I like theirs very much as well).
@ BOBJACK_JACKBOB
Hi there! Sorry you got a bit of a backlash, once you have been around a bit you will understand there are a lot of nasty people out there who scream and shout a lot, and people tend to get on the defensive a bit, once it is clear it was a misunderstanding people tend to chill out again!
Everyone here does feel slightly differently about things, often in very strong ways, so it does get a bit heated, but hang around, it is very interesting, and I for one have learned a lot, mostly about oars, but I am sure that will come in useful too. ;)
Try to keep your sense of humour and have a thick skin and you’ll be fine.
Welcome aboard - pass the parmesan!
@Bobjack
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glad you see the humour of the hate mail
Yesterday was the first time I have been on this site. I enjoyed the posting and arguing etc. but I wonder if anyone can point me in the direction of the basic principles of the cofsm?
For example
What rules do cofsm practioners follow?
Is there any sort of “ten commandments” thing?
What is the meaning and origin of the “volcano of beer + stripper factory”?
Is there a cofsm hierachy?
Is there anything more about midgets + pirates, other than what I have read in the letter to the school?
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY…………..
Does anyone have any photos of midget pirates, or midgrates as I would like to call them?
Thanks.
@BOBJACK
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the site is a parody. any sort of rules are obvious parodies of hard core christian theology. just letting you know
Check out wikipedia for FSM - it covers the main stuff.
Available through Amazon is the Gospel of the FSM which was written by his prophet Bobby.
I don’t know about any midgit Pirate photos, but I wouldn’t be at all surprised! :)
bloody christ, racked means raped. eejits
bloody christ, racked means raped. gits
Let us not forget the unecyclopedia page at
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Fsm
arrggghhhh and befurter mateys
O yee of little faith. Trusting in the one almighty lord- his holiness the Flying Spaghetti Monster shall immunize us from eternal damnation.
@ KJ you spelled ye wrong, and what about the four horsemen??
“and what about the four horsemen”
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What about them? They gonna help you kick our arse’s all over the internet?
Hell was “invented” by man.
i’ve been to hel. it’s a small fishing village on the hel peninsula in the gulf og gdansk in northen poland. it’s really quite nice and the fish there is excellent, although when i was there it was raining and it would have been REALLY difficult for anything, let alone people, to burn.
ironically enough, there’s a small franciscan monastery there. make of that what you will…..
get some hel beer while you’re there.
http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/heimdal-hel/66314/
Dear all christians.
I’m not an athiest, i’m not a christian, i don’t belong to any religeon. But what really ticks me off, is the fact that people are just as blinded by your “God” as any pastafarian or any other religeous believer is blinded by theirs. You claim the people in Iraq are violent and such, and that it’s ridiculous that they willingly sacrifice themselves with bombs strapped to their chests, but didn’t the same thing happen in the crusades? The church promised the warriors that they would be accepted into heaven if they fought for the church. The islamic leaders promise no different, and yet your pope called them violent. The pope apologized later, but for what? The pope apologized for them getting mad, not that he was wrong in calling them violent. I admire this new religeon, not because I believe in it, but because it shows the faults in every other religeon that exists today. Pastafarians don’t give a C*** that stem cell research is bad because “it’s killing human lives” the only thing that matters to them is the fact that stem cell reasearch can SAVE lives. Christians are just as ignorant as the people they call ignorant, and every war that has ever been fought has either been for religeon or money. That’s all i have to say on this subject -.-
Not-a-non-believer-or believer Jan 18th, 2007 at 5:55 pm
the only thing that matters to them is the fact that stem cell reasearch can SAVE lives.
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Yep! That works for me!
Ramen