This idea or bullcrap that you invented is blasphemy and I do believe that you need to stop or you will burn in hell.
-joseph goss
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
@ Johnny - good on ya. Have a few for me. Well, for you anyway - I’ve a premonition that I might just sink a few myself. Does racked mean pissed btw? I really don’t know what it means.
Dear Joseph Goss; Are you saying that if we stop all this now, there is still a chance we won’t burn in hell? Blasphemy is defined as “Speech, thought, or action manifesting contempt of God ” Do I get forgiven for this, or once I do it is it always on my record? I can’t hold God in contempt if he/she/it doesn’t exist. I can think what I want, without fear of going to the ‘hot-box’. I don’t need fear to tell me what to believe. And I don’t need you telling me to stop thinking or saying anything based on your beliefs and fears of eternal damnation. Go play in the street. Merry Christmas (I don’t really mean the merry christmas part, I was brought up to be polite). *sticking out my tounge*
PS Joseph Goss; My contempt is not for your god. My contempt is for preachy jerks who think they can tell me what to do, or think, or believe, or teach in school. Who are you to tell me to stop? Go play in the street some more. Oh, and Merry Christmas. (see previous post). *sticking out my tounge really far and making a mean face*
*yawn* shut up about blasphemy and going to hell if you dont beleive in this “god” guy. Also what i dont get bout Christianity is that you say we will go to hell if we dont beleive but you also say that “god” loves us all and that he is all forgiving and stuff?! make up ur mind noobsta
all this dogma is the exact reason that pastafarianism is around…. thank you for helping our point…
wattaminnt. heaven will be full of people like you… i am going to go steal an old ladies car. and then run her over with it. and then rob liqueor stores for the rest of my life.
divine_noodles Dec 30th, 2006 at 6:12 pm
wattaminnt. i am going to go steal an old ladies car. and then run her over with it. and then rob liqueor stores for the rest of my life.
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Hi, I’m not sure the FSM wants you to steal cars and run over old ladies?
I think stealing booze is Ok though, if you can’t afford to buy any, that is…
Ramen
BLASPHEMY IS SPEAKING AGAINST GOD OR RELIGION.
THIS MEANS THAT MOST RELIGIOUS PEOPLE, INCLUDING ALL CHRISTIANS, ARE BLASPHEMERS AS THEY BELIEVE IN “THEIR” GOD ONLY, THEREBY SPEAKING AGAINST ALL OTHER GODS AND RELIGIONS.
TO BE A BLASPHEMER AN INDIVIDUAL HAS TO SPEAK AGAINST A GOD OR RELIGION THEY BELIEVE IN.
AS I DO NOT BELIEVE IN ANY GODS OR RELIGIONS I CANNOT BE BLASPHEMOUS.
I HOLD A VERY STRONG BELIEF THAT ALL RELIGIONS ARE FUCKING JOKES AND ARE THE ROOT OF MOST OF THE EVIL IN THIS WORLD.
IN MY OPINION THAT ALL RELIGIONS ARE FUCKING JOKES, AT LEAST THE FLYING SPAGETTI MONSTER RELIGION IS A FUNNY FUCKING JOKE.
I THINK ANYONE WHO BELIEVES IN THE F.S.M. IS A FUCKING IDIOT…………………..
JUST AS I THINK ANYONE WHO BELIEVES IN ANY GOD IS A FUCKING IDIOT.
P.S.
I WISH MY DAD WAS A PIRATE………….. PIRATES RULE!!!!!!!!!
BOBJACK_JACKBOB…. BOBJACK_JACKBOB
The CoFSM abhorrs caps lock. (doesn’t like it) Please turn it off before posting again or you may feel the wrath of His Noodleyness’s loyal worshippers.
RAmen
Looks like something the xtian fundies post!
Get a load of this; Pat Robertson said god TOLD HIM that there would be another terrorist attack in 2007. He went on to say this; “in May, Robertson said God told him that storms and possibly a tsunami were to crash into America’s coastline in 2006.
Even though the U.S. was not hit with a tsunami, Robertson on Tuesday cited last spring’s heavy rains and flooding in New England as partly fulfilling the prediction. ” So, if it rains in New England, then Robertson was right??? This crap gets CNN’s attention and they go with the story. Robertson is an advisor to many in washington. And christians say WE are nuts?!? Oh, BOBJACK….Don’t need your help. We can get our message across without SHOUTING and fu*king this and fu*king that. Thanks anyway. Go play in the street.
COFSM ABHORS CAPS LOCK?
AND JUST WHEN I WAS GETTING TO LIKE THE GUY!!!! (JOKE)
AS I AM A GUEST HERE………please accept my apologies.
Maxwell - “Don’t need your help. We can get our message across without SHOUTING and fu*king this and fu*king that.”
I wasn’t trying to help you get your message across. I was trying to express my opinion.
It sounds like you are not doing much fucking. It is great. I would heartily recommend you do it as often as possible. Also, fucking is spelled with a c, not a *.
Swearing is a bit like religion, you either believe someone has the right to express it or you don’t.
I think everyone has the right to do whatever they please.
If you do not think I should be allowed to express myself in my own words, feel free to think I am a fucking idiot.
I am never offended by what others think of me.
Also, Maxwell?
If you want to lower your reply to me to childish levels…….. YOU go play in the street…… with yo momma!
pat robertson is a joke. i don’t think that is news to anybody.
@Maxwell
“Robertson is an advisor to many in washington.”
Oh no not serious, the first paragraph was enough for me. I thought maybe Ted was a one off. FSM bless Australia. America has my utmost sympathy.
RAmen
@BOBJACK_JACKBOB
Here is a hint. If you go onto any forum posting in caps, you are going to get burned.
Are you new to the net perhaps?
i don’t know what BobJack is so pissed off about. if this is a parody site promoting a joke, then why is he so mad. if he were a fundie, then i would see why
Wench Nikky - I’m not new to the net. The reason I posted in CAPS is because my name is in CAPS. This is the same name I use on lots of sites and programs. I have never been “burned” before for this (does burned mean “get in trouble about”?). Admittedly I have only posted on a couple of sites before.
jesus christ - I’m not particularly pissed off about anything. I’m sorry if I gave you that impression. I replyed to the post at the top of this page because it annoyed me (slightly) that someone who believes in one stupid religion (christianity) was having a go at some other people because they believe in a different stupid religion (cofsm).
Also,
I would not class this as “a parody site promoting a joke” any more than a church is a parody building promoting a joke…………. no wait, I actually agree with both statements. But do they piss me off? Not in themselves. The petty people who frequent churches do when they start to tell me what I should think and how I will suffer if I dont agree with them. Please do not turn this into a place where people are only allowed to contribute if YOU agree with what they are saying.
I don’t care if people agree with me or not but I believe strongly that people should not be persecuted for their beliefs. Yes, I think that all religions are a joke but that is up to me. If someone has religious beliefs I don’t hold it against them. Yes, I frequently tell religious people that I think they’re fucking idiots, but usually only after they tell me I am going to burn in hell for all eternity…..
People should understand that their beliefs are no more valid than anyone else’s.
P.S.
Please excuse my ignorance, but what is a fundie?
@BOB JACK
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as i have told numerous people, i just pretend there’s a FSM. The people here who say they believe in it are just fooling around. please, don’t actually fall into the trap that people here are literally serious. it’s justm a parody. i don’t see why you;re pissed off at us if we parody a certain religious ideal (creationism). dude, if anything, i’m on your side. religions are jokes, definitely. come on man, i shouldn’t argue with you, i like to argue and piss off fundies.
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a fundie is slang for fundamentalist (also known as a christian extremist that nobody likes).
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also, i’m atheist and i’m a skeptic
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the way i see it, we;re on the same page. if you want to see the people who really hate this site, look at the hate mail section. there you’ll find some humour because it’s all true.
@BOBJACK_JACKBOB; It was probably the CAPS that irritated me most. We get SHOUTED AT alot here. I don’t mind that you think Pastafarianism is a joke. I’d encourage you to read the “Open Letter’ to the Kansas School Board. You’ll see that we have a lot in common, specifically, disdain for others’ pushing their religious BS beliefs onto us. And, I don’t know what a fundie is either. Sorry.