This idea or bullcrap that you invented is blasphemy and I do believe that you need to stop or you will burn in hell.
-joseph goss
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
i believe everyone should have a right to their opinion… Heres mine. The bible was written by MAN! Are you really going to believe some idiot writeing about some man walking on water! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO WROTE THE BIBLE?! There is no proof any sort of god ever existed. It is all laws of control made by man to manipulate and control man. I bet the nazis thought hittler knew what he was doing…. The cathlic church is responsible for more death and violant conflict than any government ever was. So if you wanna go and practice your religion go and do so, but dont try to brainwash our worlds youth and bring religious bullcrap into the legal system.
Sincerly,
Edward Kawa of Terrace BC
Prove it!!!!!! Oh wait, you can’t.
I would just like to say that you my friend are going against FSM and will suffer yourself!!!
jesus bloody christ, if i remember correctly, we have the freedom of religion, BUT… this religion must have certian points of interest, like, who is the top man, aside the FSM…… what is your holiest city… and what are your holidays??
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like my smiley?? I call him corey
Hold on, I have to poke fun at this… If heaven is what you claim it is, then isn’t it true the the only people that will be in your religion are pimps and alcoholics?? only my point f view, and i don’t want to upset any body…….
Wii would like to play……………….
Wii likes to be touched………………
Wii is horny………………………..
Go wild…………………………….
ass poopy ass in my golury whole 69 i shitz on woo all hail my chines penus in your mom and dads pussy holw6*
@jimbo jones
WTF are you talking about??
@jimbo jones
WTF
@Chap what has a nintendo game got to do with anything (wii)?
i m not all that bright
@Brian B
So what you are saying is that Christians never blast atheists. I remember from talking to many Christians on religious discussions, that they brought up the point that they thought many atheists (or all) were retards. I wonder if you ever consider reading something that was outside of the schooling system for as you probably already know, but failed to mention, teachers can be ejected from that certain school if they are biased. In either case, being ignorant in the case and denying that Christians aren’t fundaments as well is ridiculous.
RAmen
yo man Ccgame u neve busted any fool like dos chrititns u be trippin yo i be blasytyin busters every day yo i live in Malibu yo i live in da hardest ghetto yo i be busta caps every day unlike allen wo be bustin blanks if u no wut i mezien
also any gangster whos wants to go me and mi dog Jimbo jones be bustin yo ass and yo mommas ass nice and rough
seeyah niggas
uz ruight nigga wez killz a da fuggotz on -diz suight an rapz theur weamons in deh pussy hardz an mussey
liuk dat bich whench nikke herz buich azz is gona getz rauped
@Bobby Sakura and Jimbo Jones.
I tried the “translate to English” button on the top of the page but it didn’t help at all!
@ Alchemist
Hey dawg, sakura and jimbo jones be speakin the word of da street.
@ Chap - not my street. Woof, Woof :)
@ Alchemist
Go get racked
racked? sorry, explain?
Chap doesn’t seem to know about our work to turn North Dakota into our national homeland. We are a people disposed and out to sea. Without a country or “Holy city†as you have been asking for.
As for heaven – you don’t need a liver in heaven and pimps are welcome but, last time I checked (and I check often) regular people go to strip clubs not just pimps.
Arrrgh.
It is Friday so I will be at the pub getting racked pretty soon.