This idea or bullcrap that you invented is blasphemy and I do believe that you need to stop or you will burn in hell.
-joseph goss
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Cool! Blasphemy is great and to be encouraged. Heaven will be full of Christians, yeuch!
We did not “invent” the FSM. He invented us. we actally outdate both Christianity and Judaism by thousands of years. God was a spinoff of His Divine Noodlyness, and the original blasphemy. we Pastafarians have existed for millions of years, in spite of the fact that that is impossible, considering how the world is only MADE to look old.
And there is no hell for those who intelligently and peacefully state their veiws.
you, on the other hand…
RAmen
Actually, I thought all the cool philosophers and smart people of Ancient Greece were supposed to be in one of the levels of Hell. Sounds like a great place to me–excellent company!
This website isn’t balsphemy, but I will admit that the t-shirt I have of Jesus being ’stimulated’ by Mohammed might be. But it depends on your point of view.
Blasphemy is only blashphemy if god objects, and the FSM came to me last night whilst I was drinking rum and talking to my parrot and told me that he didn’t mind this website, he did however have a problem with you, and you will soon face noodly wrath.
His words not mine, sorry.
I’ve never understood about the whole ‘levels of Hell’ thing. Do you have to take some kind of test or is there an intern programe.
They obviously realised that if all the people christians thought were going to go to hell actually did, there’d be no room soon enough, so… high rise building, the levels of hell :p
I agree with you Penne. This whole “Hell” thing has left me confused. There is no Pastafarian hell. Well, I suppose there is Las Vegas, but it’s not like anyone is forcing you to go there.
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I checked the internet and found this place http://www.club-hell.com/index.php which looks like the kind of place I’d like to hang out. So, next time somebody tells me to go to hell, I think I’ll take them up on it.
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OEJ
Why do all these people think that we’ll be scared by the idea of burning in the Hell of a different religion, and will thus convert?
Bullcrap indeed. I mean, come on, some guy named Jesus? Immaculate conception? Water into wine? Please. I agree, the Christians posting hatemail here will burn in hell for rejecting His Noodliness and inventing their false religion.
This idea or bullcrap that you invented is blasphemy and I do believe that you need to stop or you will not be allowed to go to the stripper factory.
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-Cap’nUberbob
“This idea or bullcrap that you invented is blasphemy and I do believe that you need to stop or you will burn in hell.”
In a just and fair world such an extreme punishment would require an extreme crime. I guess that the Christian God is neither just nor fair - hardly surprising given the track record of protestants burning catholics and vica versa.
All hail the true noodley prince of peace!
Nick, just remember, Christians are very gullable, not nice and their imaginary fairy god is a bit of a bastard.
Who else but a sadist would belive in someone/thing that could give free thought but demand unquestioning devotion, make sex a great laugh but tell us not to do it, make tits so much fun but not give us all a pair to play with and make christians his representatives on earth, yet make them so goddam boring (and usually ugly).
My theory is that christianity (judaism, Islam, Little Red Riding Hood, whatever) is a dorm prank designed by two stoned 25 yr olds tring to get gullable people to do funny shit….. Imaging it - ‘Dude, Have a bang on this…..now think about it, hes like dead right…..but he’s not……that’ll fuck with them….now lets get a bloke to wear a dress and not have sex foir the rest of his life…….who’s got the doritos dude i’m hungry……..’
Makes sense to me
Pirates on the other hand clearly are the chosen ones, boats, eye patches, parrots, scurvy… say no more. ahhhaarrrr
It is amazing how creative these christians really are. You will all burn in hell unless you fear your saviour. Dare you question him and you will be send to a nasty-er level of hell.
I shall leave you all to comment on the different levels of hell available and what you have to do to get to them.
RAmen
the “levels of Hell” thing is was written by Dante, not the Bible. Dante borrowed it from various other mythologies in which the level of agony varies from blasphemer to blasphemer.
doesn’t make it any less stupid, though, since a great many christians believe in it. kinda like the Fall of Lucifer, which also isn’t mentioned.
Oh my God, we’re being blasphemous!
Can someone pass me the pasta please?
Are we? Oh dear, I hadnt realised.
Actually, I kind of like Dante. He was a cool dude (if a bit of a nut case).
Thankfully, we Pastafarians don’t exactly have a hell. all hail the FSM!
RAmen
I’m with you, Gnocci Man, Dante was a brilliant storyteller, but obviously had some serious mental issues. Meet you at the stripper factory after a refill at the beer volcano.
RAmen
Assuming you’re a mainstream Christian (seems likely), then under your own scriptures and doctrine, telling someone that they’re going to hell is blasphemous. Only God gets to do that.
why do all the christians care if we are going to hell. shouldn’t they be worrying about themselves. i thought that’s what all hardcore christians do. hmmmmm, what can i do that will get me into heaven and make sure everybody else goes to hell. oooo, i know, i know, i will tell eerybody that there everyday actions are sinful so i can feel like a great christian. yea, i am using the word of god to make me feel like a grateful bastard. no wonder god loves us.
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some kind and loving god