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  1. 101 Wench Nikkie Dec 2nd, 2006 at 1:55 pm

    @Bill
    We will pray to the magnificent and magnanimous Flying Spaghetti Monster, asking that your soul be saved and, at the very least, for Him to touch you with His Noodles and inspire you to think. No matter what you have been told, thinking doesn’t hurt. Honest!
    RAmen

  2. 102 Pexkool Dec 2nd, 2006 at 3:41 pm

    YOU are a true Pastafarian, my friend!

    you have been chosen by His Noodle Apendage.

    I admire your courage to confront all that false-believers to try to make the world a better place.

    I’m sure there’s a Pastafarian in every country in the world, and I invite other country people who post here to write in which country they are.

    My respect to you, Cap’n Awesome. From Mexico.

  3. 103 Mad John Kidd Dec 5th, 2006 at 8:57 pm

    @ Bill

    I’m a veteran of Naval service. I did my time and got out. I’m done with it.

    RAmen

  4. 104 gill Dec 5th, 2006 at 10:01 pm

    Rodger the cabin boy– now, now, let’s not bash the troops themselves…I know a few people in the army/ training for the army and they’re all a hell of a lot braver then I could ever be. And as for Bill…..hm. Yeah. Not much to say there….he’s not a very creative hatemailer, for one thing.

  5. 105 Rodger the cabin boy Dec 6th, 2006 at 4:21 am

    @Gill
    Sure the troops might be nice guys but it doesn’t change the fact that the Iraq war is illegal and an act of terrorism.
    ‘they’re all a hell of a lot braver then I could ever be.’
    The only ones i can see who have acted with any courage are the ones who refused to take part in the war despite the shit they were going to go through because of it. They still attacked civillians deliberately to cause terror and so i stand by calling them terrorists.Please don’t take this personally.

  6. 106 hexhunter Dec 6th, 2006 at 5:04 am

    Terrorism runs in the blood of america, since WWII they’ve been doing it to themselve and others, and I blame it on the evangelicals, at least the modern stuff like Iraq…

  7. 107 hexhunter Dec 6th, 2006 at 5:05 am

    PS that means I don’t blame it on any of you americans, any FSM american is a good american

  8. 108 Jon E Dec 6th, 2006 at 5:15 am

    America seems to be trying to copy what we Brits spent several centuries doing to the rest of the world. At least we were more competant at it. We can even still deal with a lot of our former collonies, though I wouldn’t blame any of them for telling us to F Off. The US seems to be copying what we did and not bothering to check out the very large number of mistakes we made, like intoducing the growing of poppies to Afghanistan, yep that was the Brits. We ran most of the world opium trade.

    Of cause we now seem to have a government that is doing pretty much everything that the USA wants us to do. I really hope at the next election the people of this country will have finally seem through them all. Though I doubt it. I’ve always said that a hung parliament is the best idea, there are plenty of lamp posts around.

  9. 109 Rodger the cabin boy Dec 6th, 2006 at 5:41 am

    Something else that never gets taught is the fact that the pre war US and British goverments were pro fascist, and only fought them because they presented a threat to their own financial interrests what they teach children about GB and the US fighting for democracy and freedom is a load of bollocks. If they had really cared about any of that they would have helped the Spanish republic.

  10. 110 Jon E Dec 6th, 2006 at 5:52 am

    They would have had a lot of problems with trying to side with the fascists in this country. I’m not sure about the government beign pro-fascist, but a very large proportion of the popultation wasn’t. Mosley and his followers were not popular in this country, they regularly came under attack.

    During the First World War the US was playing both sides and supplying both sides until the sinking of the Lusitania by the Germans. They were very close to siding with the Germans. Not surprising when you realise how large a proportion of the US population is of German extraction.

    Anyway the whole point of my previous post is that old adage, “those that don’t study history are doomed to repeat it and those that don’t study history properly are just doomed.”

  11. 111 Rodger the cabin boy Dec 6th, 2006 at 6:47 am

    I know that the fash were not popular with the majority of people in this country(eg. battle of cable street where the BUF had the crap kicked out of it) but the rich were often openly pro fascist and they were the ones who hold most of the power.

  12. 112 Jon E Dec 6th, 2006 at 7:27 am

    I’m not actually disagreeing on that point. I’m just saying that they would have had a real problem trying to push it through. They may well have got themselves the revolution that they would have deserved.

  13. 113 Tina B. Dec 8th, 2006 at 6:13 am

    I had never been interested in religion until my son,an Atheist,sent me a link to the FSM site. I fell in love with it immediately! I really have to say that these sites really do make sense if you look deeper into the meaning of them. I know it’s hilarious about the FSM, but it’s not all joking. I think I learned more about religion, or should I say non-religion through these sites. By the way, I love the preacher, I would become a follower! The best part is reading the comments,you can tell who the intelligent ones are….RAmen!

  14. 114 Stephalicious Dec 9th, 2006 at 1:56 pm

    I am a new convert. All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster! I can not believe I spent so much of my life trying to wrap my mind around false gods when his noodly appendages were there wrapping themselves around me the whole time. I have always been a fan of Pirates- the sucess of the POC movies and the pirate trend in fashion are testimonies of his great will! May more wonderful enlightened people like this fine fellow continue to spread the world of the Pasta and show others the light. RAmen.

  15. 115 gill Dec 9th, 2006 at 4:38 pm

    Rodger the cabin boy- No offense taken, but I’m afraid I can’t agree with you on this one. I’m not a supporter of the war or anything, don’t get me wrong, but even so. It’s the administration that needs some revamping.

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