Nick Jones came up with this FSM money stamp. It covers up “In God We Trust” and replaces it with “In Pasta We Trust”. I like it.
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BoingBoing had a post a while ago showing a tiny stamp to strike out the word “God” from paper money:
Which prompted Kim Moser to suggest the following FSM stamp:
Here’s what I want to know: how many people would be interested in a money stamp? We could have them made if there’s enough interest.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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@ Caped Crusader,
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‘These stories have far more credibility than those of your FSM.’
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Like fairies have more credibility than scientology, you mean?
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Nice J
Too bad fairies are not real. Biblical accounts do have credibility. The FSM does not. FSM is about as real as a fairy. Be real J. Just because you are wrong doesn’t mean you need to make up childish lies.
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OOM
This is not true, if babies die they go to heaven. You see, babies do not yet know the difference between good and bad.
Until they now the difference between good and evil they are not going to go to hell. Once they do they must choose to accept Christ into your heart.
AMEN
I’m going to lunch now
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Caped Crusader,
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Of course I have one eye. If I didn’t I would be No Eyed Jack. The question is… do I have more? Do I look like a pirate? We all look like pirates.
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Kupo,
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I’m here and I saw your post where you explained that you were James. I got me one good eye on ya Jim Lad. So tighten tha main an’ step sharp! This ship no be sailin’ ‘erself! .-)
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OEJ, Ship’s Navigator
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Arius,
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“This is not true, if babies die they go to heaven. You see, babies do not yet know the difference between good and bad. Until they now the difference between good and evil they are not going to go to hell. Once they do they must choose to accept Christ into your heart.”
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That is a fascinating comment. I trust you have an applicable Biblical reference to back up your claim. Please share it.
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OEJ
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Kupo. Sorry I missed the feeding frenzy!
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please, friends. let us not sink to the level of the hate-mailer fundamentalists. we are not here to insult religions, we are here to help prevent them from being forced onto innocents. we can always say that our hate mail is simply satire, but they will still be hate mail. I do not agree with Christianity, but I won’t tell them to f**k Jesus. FSM wishes to prevent religious extremeism, not promote it.
RAmen
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why are all these fundies trying to save me. the only thing i need to be saved from is crazy christians trying to invade our civil rights. i also want them to just shut up and keep out of the class room. if anything, save from an american theocracy.
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I’m sorry, I have to agree with Kupo.
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This pastafarianism shit, or whatever the hell it’s called, is gay as shit and mother fuckers need to get ur damn shit together.
ps. defacing money is a federal crime and punishable by death dumb asses
pss. yall faggots are deffanitelly ruining our minds and its pissin me off but it’s still sumwat funy
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Kevin, why would you be sorry about that? Your previous posts don’t indicate any disparity in beliefs between you two, so why apologize about agreeing with him?
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Fundies bloody fundies…
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“The god of Christians, as we have seen, is the god who makes promises only to break them; who sends them pestilence and disease in order to heal them; a god who demoralizes mankind in order to improve it. A god who created man ‘after his own image’, and still the origin of evil in man is not accredited to him.”—Johann Most
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MJK, Orthodox Pastafarian
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Now, now, Caped Crusader. I’ll admit it was a slightly facetious comparison, but I’ve spent quite a lot of words above explaining the (very significant) difference between such biblical historical veracity as can be supposed to exist, and any evidence in favour of god. There is, I’m afraid, absolutely no connection. None at all. (If you know of any actual convincing evidence of god, please share it. It would be the most startling revelation in recorded history.)
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Back on the slightly facetious example: look at the ‘evidence’ for fairies, such as the famous Cottingley Fairy Photographs. These pictures show actual, real landscape backgrounds that did exist at the time that the fairy hoaxes were rigged. They also include material ‘fairies’ (even though these were in fact simply illustrations or photographs). The existence of the photos at all demonstrates an intention on the part of their makers to convince others to believe in fairies, whilst their reception (by such figures as Sir Arthur Conan Doyle) shows the readiness of others to believe.
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This actually equates quite nicely with, for example, the parting of the Red Sea as described in the bible. Like so:
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Real landscapes behind fairies = real Red Sea, real chariots on sea bed
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Fake fairies = dodgy representation of events (natural disaster perceived as supernatural occurrence)
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Fact of hoax photos being made with intention to convince = fact of biblical account being written with intention to convince
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Fact of people believing in fairies = fact of millions of Christians who still take the Old Testament account as being reliable
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(Meanwhile, Scientology seems to me to have virtually nothing to recommend it.)
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So, whilst that might have been a flippant parallel, I think it’s far from being an unfair one. Please don’t confuse such attempts with ‘childish lies’. I hope I haven’t stooped so low yet, and I’m sure there are plenty of people here who’ll let me know if I do.
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By the way, ‘Just because you’re wrong’ is the kind of childish presumptive argument that does nothing to advance your claims. I may turn out to be wrong, but at present I appear to have all (that’s *all*) of the available evidence and scientific interpretation on my side. That’s why I have made it *my* side. Were the evidence in your argument’s favour, I’d never have stopped being a Christian.
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JC, were not trying to invade your civil rights. Were simply stating that it’s stupid to believe in some FSM that nobody has proof of, or has ever seen. I know that you can come back with “well nobody has ever seen God, but put it this way, God makes alot more sense out of what life is then a Flying Spaghetti Monster.[not to mention, why would we eat spaghetti or would he allow us to eat it if he is this supreme ruler?]
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@ Gnooci Man. I completely agree with you. Still, bring on the hate mail. Well, it is fun!
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anybody home
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@billy
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calm down, it’s just 1 god damn dollar. i don’t anybody but you really cares. all what happened is someone drew a picture of the FSM and got rid of the god. i’m sorry you get pissed off over money, for no other person i know does, especially when it’s one dollar.
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what minds has the FSM ruined?
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My prick is not insolent. But thanks for asking. Did I tell you how I lost my oar in the war?
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yall no, when yall die ur all gettin smited to hell if yall keep worshipin fukin food
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@kevin
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this is a satirical site. i’m not stupid, i know the FSM isn’t real. it’s just a parody. and yes, fundamentalists do try and tell us what to do. why else would they have problems with pornagraphy, abortion, and sex ed. they some how want to save us from growing up into the real world. trust me, i don’t need their advice.
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@Kupo
I’m here man.
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@billy
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oh my god, i’m so scared. i think hell might have hot chicks so i’m ok. also, how far south in georgia do you live, yall.
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@jesus christ
are u a fukin pastafagot
cuz u sure talk like one
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Well…I see I missed quite a bit during my lunch break
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Kevin,
You say that “God makes alot [sic] more sense out of what life is then a Flying Spaghetti Monster”. Being that both are invisible and whose only accounts exist in books (and letters and blogs, of course) written on the subject, it’s difficult to see how one mythological being makes more sense than another. There was once a very strong belief in the pantheon by the Anient Grecians (and Romans), yet I’m sure you consider their beliefs to now be mythology, yes? Does your “God” make more sense then the pantheon of Ancient Greece? If so, why did they not belive in him?
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@J.C.
actually there will be no hot women in hell…there will only be u
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@billy
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uuuuu, pastafagot, i’m really scared. and by the way i’m straight and i like girls. are you a homophobe. there’s a group in kansas called the westboro baptist church. feel free to join, you sound like someone they could relate too.
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@ jesus christ
I dont live in georgia i live in virginia
where thuh hell do u live?
probably some super damn yankee state like new york or sumthin
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@Kevin
The US Constitution gives us the right to believe in any religion we so choose, as does you. So why have you chosen to piss in our church? Believe what you will and allow us the right to believe as we will. Calling us stupid does make make a very good case for your belief system, now does it?
We consume pasta in order to honor our Noodly Creator. With food comes warmth. With warmth comes hope. With hope anything is possible. So there.
And since when does belief require proof?
MJK, Orthodox Pastafarian
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@J.C.
When I said that…I didn’t actually mean that you were going to hell…but if you do…you’ll be alone
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@JC
They don’t try and tell you what to do. They present their beliefs as an alternate as to how you veiw things. I’m sure you feel strongly on some subjects just like the rest on the world and are willing to stand up for what you believe in.
The social society influences your opinions too, and half the time you don’t even realize it. If you can argue about your opinions on life why shouldn’t fundamentalist be able to?
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AWWWWWWWWWW! Kupo and Jesus are goin at it.
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@billy
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in fact i live near new york. i see you haven’t gotten over the civil war. blacks have their rights now, stop discriminating.
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New York Yankees Rule! (but don’t worry, i don’t hate the red soxs, we’re just rivals)
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@ j s
ah yah ahm gay ah bang men
u no it
NO FUK UP AH AINT GAY AH DEFINATELY BANG GIRLS U STUPID FUKER
Y DO U NEED TO NO R U LOOKIN FER SUM MAN TUH BANG TUHNITE
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Oh, Billy, the wise and toothless wonder has spoken!
RAmen
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What is the FSM’s point of view on gay marriage? I can’t find anything that addresses the subject.
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@everybody that is pissed off at me
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i’m just saying the world doesn’t revolve around the bible. this is america, we have jews and muslims and just about everything. why should one religion get so much political power. isn’t our country a ‘democracy’ and not a ‘theocracy’
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@Billy
Well mr. potty mouth
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@ j s
ah dont give uh shit if yuh hate the damn redsox or not
boston;new york theyre both yankee and ah hate um all thuh same
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@jesus Christ
I would say theocracy is the last thing we are
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@billy
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wow, you seem to really hate me. as i said before, i’m straight. just because i’m atheist doesn’t mean i’m gay. besides, what do got against people who are gay.
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So billy,
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When you say “AH AINT GAY AH DEFINATELY BANG GIRLS…” do you mean both of your sisters, or just your mother and sister?
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@Billy
Are you still stuck in the Civil War? Get over it. North and south, who cares? RELAX….
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Sorry, it was his written accent – I couldn’t help it. I’ll be nicer to you Billy. Just as nice as you have been to others.
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@billy
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you seem to really hate the north. what would you do if a girl you wanted to BANG was from the north
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I’m back from lunch,
OEJ
No I am sorry I cannot recall the verse off hand and I do not have my bible on me since I’m at school. I only have a gideon bible.
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@Farseer
Harsh, harsh. Your worse than Michael Richards…
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So what if he’s gay?
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@billy
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you do realize that the civil war is over. do u realize slavery is inhumane.
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@ kupo
sary im not tryin tuh piss yuh off on account of yuh being against thuh damn pastafaggots
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