Nick Jones came up with this FSM money stamp. It covers up “In God We Trust” and replaces it with “In Pasta We Trust”. I like it.
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BoingBoing had a post a while ago showing a tiny stamp to strike out the word “God” from paper money:
Which prompted Kim Moser to suggest the following FSM stamp:
Here’s what I want to know: how many people would be interested in a money stamp? We could have them made if there’s enough interest.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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@ jacob
lets say for the sake of this arguement that FSM did ruin a few lives
exactly how many millions of lives were taken or ruined by yours? hmmmmmmm?
think about that one for a while then get back to the funny
@ bill
EL_gato pretty much made you look like the ass that you are :)
you guys need to sit down, eat a bowl of spaghetti, grab a dictionary and look up
SATIRE
sauce and parmesan be upon you
Ramen
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@ Kat Dec 2nd, 2006 at 12:20 pm
RAmen Kat, I see your point. I suppose I was coming from the perspective of someone who rarely uses cash and instead opts to “throw it on the card”. However, when I do use cash it tends to be in the form “tipping the waitress”. So that could be more effective at spreading the word than I previously imagined. Thank you.
RAmen and pass the Parmesan
MJK
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Ok….not really trying to bash on ur little spaghetti thing anymore but….just wondering….what are you guys even doing? I mean, did that Henderson guy just like..pick random people off the street to spend the rest of their lives posting back to people like me on this site?…Do you guys get paid for this or something?
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No we just enjoy making fun of idiots.
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this is quite the gay. It is just so dumb (uber dumb).
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Jacob, you may just as well ask why deluded superstitious people (you may refer to them as believers) keep posting here? what do they think is going to happen? this site is largely frequented by free thinking, rational and intelligent people with a sense of humour. none of which seems welcome in religions.
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In short it amuses me to mock the superstitiously afflicted, cruel you may well say, but very very funny. So if you don’t understand any of the following concepts then you’re going to struggle here – satire, logic, evidence, rational thought, humour, wit and so on…
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Personally i hope you stay, open your mind, more importantly ask questions! nothing should be exempt from critique.
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@kevin and max and andy and bob
Wow what an intelligent remark, it is very insightful and reflects your own huge intellectual capacity. If only we pastafarians could come up with such strong arguments.
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What kind of a person worships a bowl of spaghettios….. and person who is deflicted. I burn noodles in my sleep
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….ur face is satire
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Are the level of idiocy we see on here. You’d think that these fundis couldn’t find anything better to do with their lives than give us someone to humiliate.
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“….ur face is satire” what? that doesn’t even make sense! please people if you’re going to insult me make it a good one. what happened to all the really good insults we had to start with? no we’re left with “this is gay” and your face is satire,
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i think a much better insult is “you appear to be of low intellect since you base your entire moral and belief system on a non existent entity for which there is not a single iota of evidence other than a made up fairy story book concocted over a millenia by people who hear voices in their heads” not as catchy i know. but i think funnier? open to opinions on this. (something else you’ll never here a fundi say)
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They clearly need the attention and that is why they post such idiotic remarks for us to rip the shit out of. I mean they clearly are a bunch of attention seeking imbecilles if not why would they need a god who pervs on them all the time.
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And how often do they feel the need to question everybodys sexuality? I’ve long ago realised that anyone making those type of comments usually has issues themself.
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No good trying to explain reality to these fundies, they are just not used to anyone doing that. I haven’t read a post from a worshipping fundie yet, who has been exposed to any form of rational thinking.
There is just as much credibility to an FSM god, as there is to a christian god. Quite simple really, Jacob, Jacob2 and Bill. (did I count the correct number of Jacobs?….well however many of you there are anyway) Really the only way to get through to you guys is on your own level, that being that a supernatural being created everything (err…6000 years ago apparently).
May you one day open your eyes and see the truth.
RAmen
ps Wear sunglasses because the truth is going to be pretty bright after what you are used to!
RAmen
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Wench Nikkiee you’ll just flash fry their braincell if you expose them to the truth, then they’ll sit there and dribble for the rest of their lives.
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haha…. you guys take things to seriously. Spaghetti tastes good =D
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@Jon E Dec 7th, 2006 at 7:20 am
“Wench Nikkiee you’ll just flash fry their braincell if you expose them to the truth, then they’ll sit there and dribble for the rest of their lives.”
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Well once the truth starts dawning on them Jon E, I suppose we could give them just a little lithium, just to ease them into it.
RAmen
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I’m not sure they deserve that level of mercy. Some of us managed to work out that they were being lied to without the aid of any medicinal, alcoholic or narcotic help.
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Are all you spaghetti worshipers in college? if so it is pretty sad that you guys sit around arguing about a dumb “satire” when you should be studying for school….. why would you even do this… you’re wasting your life.
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Actually…after spending countless hours of my not very well spent time reading through this ridiculous argument between you guys and these jacobs…say what u please…but i’m convinced the intelligence level here is shown by who is worshiping spaghetti and who isn’t. Here you fellows sit and talk of your superior intellect yet look at what your doing…in fact…I can’t belive I’m even wasting my time on this stupid site…..seemingly, your statements are quite contridictory to your definition of idiocy are they not?
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Somebody smite him.
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I could say the same thing to you dweebs
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Why are you even getting so mad over some fake “satire” that a professor made up as a joke??????? I don’t understand…..
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Is it possible to have fake satire? Just wondering.
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It makes me sad that you’ve disgraced the name of pirates
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yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Maxy, maxy, maxy,
A couple of things:
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a.) “fake” and “satire” are redundant.
b.) so is “joke”.
c.) Bobby is not a professor, yet hundreds of professors have expressed thanks to him for articulating what they’ve been trying to say for a long time.
d.) we are not getting mad – we are having fun.
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Oh, and James,
If you’ve spent countless hours on this site and still think that we actually worship spaghetti, I’m led to belieive that most of your life is “not very well spent time”.
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RAmen.
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Oh..well Farseer
“Spent Countless hours” is a figurative speech…u know..kind of like a joke..u should know about those. Another thing is, the sad part of this whole joke is that some pretty dumb people on here..actually do believe in this stuff, something I guess you guys aren’t exactly proud of, but hey,that sound more like a personal thing to me.
-Amen
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I guess it could be said that if people actually do believe in this, then that is just one more point proven. I’m sure there are a few here who would love to expand on that thought…
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oh, and RAmen.
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and I’d also like to know…you guys that are replying on here…since you don’t really worship the FSM, are you guys just like a bunch of athiests who don’t know how to spend their time or what?
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actually…im pretty sure I meant to say Amen
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James, you are correct. We spend “countless hours” not knowing how to spend our time.
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oh…well there you go
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great
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so are all you nerds athiests or are you all just a bunch of hippocrats
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so is this like all you do is sit in the dark depths of your dorm all day and argue about a bowl of macaroni and cheese ………
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not very smart
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maxy,
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I’m sorry, but we can’t claim to be hippocrats. There is already someone who has taken that name, and he has his own blog. You can check it out if you’d like:
http://thelittlehippo.blogspot.com/
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If you visit that his blog, though, you must be careful. There may be so many big words and punctuation marks (as well as *gasp* capitalized letters) you may just fall into a coma.
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RAmen.
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oh yeah sorry for not responding right away Iwas getting an education unlike some of us
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that comeback was the worst I have ever read in my life….. just stop before you fail college you stupid athiest
Amen
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Max,
Judging by your acute grasp of our written language… I’d suggest a refund.
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How, exactly, are we hypocrites? (note the correct spelling, maxy)
By arguing against religious domination?
I spend countless hours wondering how we plan to prove evolution when such cases as yourself throw such holes in it. “THE WALKING MONKEY-MAN-MAX, HERE FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT!”
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to farseer
What state are you in, are you even in college??
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What are hippocrats? Are they like really fat democrats? ba dum bah!
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OEJ
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Max,
I’m sorry to keep pushing your buttons like this, but you just make it so easy.
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Even though your angry quips are short (and seemingly pointless), once can easily see why you have trouble grasping the concept of the CoFSM. For example, you tell the collective posting public (on this topic) that all we do is sit in a dorm room and contemplate the meaning of macaroni. Without a confirmation of said claim, you tell us to stop before we fail college. Hmmm. You live in a small little world, don’t you? Just because you are in college at the moment, why would you think that everyone is in college? Is it too much for you to believe that most of us here already have our degrees? You are unable to see through the Venetian blinds shut tight on your mind. Until they are opened, you will continue to be spurned by rational human beings. To do so is your choice.
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RAmen.
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Oh, and I forgot… you’re a Freshman, right?
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You want to talk about evolution, Goat man or whatever (don’t really care what your name is….) then lets talk……
first: prove to me how something (bacteria)can come from nothing… it is proved that spontanious generation was proved fiction in 1668 by Fransisco Redi!!!!!
amen
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no sophomore
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I’m sorry, I have to agree with Max. What on earth would compel you to ceate a website about this “FSM?” It’s stupid and some people acually believe it. That’s currupting young peoples minds. Do you guys acually believe in this “FSM?”
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