“Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind.” “I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice.” -Albert Einstein- Oh well. At least life is so good in this country we have the time to dedicate political discourse and web page design to the idea of whether or not people should be allowed to TALK about God.
-tomtsunami
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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-a curvature of the space-time continuum around massive bodies-Isn’t that gravity? If a black is just a curvature of space ,and things fall towards it isn’t that gravity?Here’s a site that might explain what I mean: http://www.crystalinks.com/black_holes.html and another more basic one: http://physics.webplasma.com/physics07.html
There is two things I don’t get…
Why do you refer to the Flying Spaghetti Monster as a “he”? Woudn’t it be more appropiate to use the form “it”?
According to your pirates/global temperature graph, global temperature rised from 1820 to 1845. At the same time the numbers of pirates raised from 35 000 to 45 000. Doesn’t this pove you wrong?
I often pause before using “he”, but you can’t use “it” because thats disrespectful.
DON’T QUESTION THE GRAPH!!!!!!111!!!11!
or you’ll go to hell, where the beer is stale and hookers wrinkly
He? Seriously, have you seen those balls?
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The graph: Any discrepencies were placed there by Him to test our faith. Do not think. Believe.
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OEJ, Ship’s Navigator
As the very nature of the pirate is secertive and stelthy,(sneak attacks,and what-not) no one really ever knew how many there were or are now,for that matter .
Marxist Lenninists are alway questioning divine revelation. I’m putting my fingers in my ears now ‘la-la-la-la! I’m not listening to any evidence! la-la-la-la!’
@Penne: Here’s a movie you’ll want to run and get. http://www.vrealities.com/horror.html
“i beleive that most people would want to live in the false hope of something bigger out thereâ€
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I’ve heard that lots of married women feel that way.
thanks for the responce…btw i am an athiest…so i don’t live with alot of hope …so contradicting… sorry
The only problem I have with Atheism is the fact I don’t get to scream, “I told you so you fucking dickheads!” at the theists.
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It is my only real sorrow and sometimes makes me depressed, but I am sure I’ll get over it.
Why would hope have anything to do with a god? I’m not trying to be argumentative, I’m just wondering. I’m an atheist myself and I think my level of hope (or the belief that things are basically ok) is greater than when I was a theist.
God does to play with dice. they just loaded dice lol
-Corpus Callosum,Are you a clown? I could swear you are getting off on torturing me.
speaking hypothetically here, would any of you if you knew for certain there was no god, dash the hopes of thousands to prove your point?
btw this is certainly not going to happen so i u cbf (bloody abreviations) answering thats fine..i just have nothing better to do in my hollow existance
raspberry
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Being atheist has nothing to do with a hollow existence. Life experience does that. Sounds like you need a change of venue, or maybe just give it some time and go with the flow for now. Keep learning, growing. Eventually, through experience, life will make more sense. Try reading “The God Delusion” by Richard Dawkins or other competent authors. Of course, if you are looking for something a little more theistic yet non-judgmental, our prophet bobby’s Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is destined to become a classic of immense proportions!
RAmen
Penne: I don’t think I’m a clown. Well, I do have really big shoes, and a red nose, and orange hair, and big fluffy buttons, and a horn, but other than that I’m not a clown.
Sure I would raspberry. I know that I’m better off without christianity and I think almost everyone else would be too.
haha..i actually got a responce..i love the fact u guys seem to have an endless amount of worldly wisdom …may the compliments flow
@alchemist
isn’t the cat supposed to be dead?
Dead? That’s just awful. What did you do to that poor little Pussy?