Spaghetti and pasta didn’t exist till the 500-900AD

Problem, Spaghetti and pasta didn’t exist till the 500 - 900 AD. Google it knucklehead. Funny, yet it still does not address the problem of irreducible complexity. Too bad :( He missed the whole point.

-LeapofFaith

228 Responses to “Spaghetti and pasta didn't exist till the 500-900AD”


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  1. 221 eye witness Jan 27th, 2007 at 5:25 pm

    What did all the animals eat when they left the ark. That one magic olive tree wouldn’t have lasted long for the herbivores. What did the carnivores eat when they disembarked….the herbivores?

  2. 222 the spaghetti carbon dude Mar 1st, 2007 at 6:43 am

    “Problem, Spaghetti and pasta didn’t exist till the 500 - 900 AD” you might not be aware of this, but: our lord in his high and lordy-ness did not choose to put his godly (pasta) form on this earth untill 500 AD. this of cause was to test our faith, this is in much the same way that your god did, when he put dinasor fossles on the earth to test our faith. so please do not belittle our religion. nor our holy weat based confectionary.

  3. 223 Robert Mar 1st, 2007 at 8:31 am

    It’s obvious a work of the surrepticious and noodly tentacles of the FSM. Proof that he exists and is everywhere doing his work!

  4. 224 somaclast Mar 13th, 2007 at 8:21 pm

    The underlying point remains: there is proof of pasta, there is no proof of God. UH OH PROBLEMS!

  5. 225 Steriotypical Evironmentalist... Jun 24th, 2007 at 4:22 pm

    Problem, the Earth is roughly 4.6 Billion years old whereas the bible says that the Earth is roughly… 5,00 years old. Obviously every religion is not to be taken in word for word. I would suggest to LeapofFaith to not criticize other religions, like Pastafarianism. It’s just not nice.

  6. 226 Steriotypical Evironmentalist... Jun 24th, 2007 at 4:23 pm

    *5,000 years (typo)

  7. 227 joe Jun 25th, 2007 at 1:00 am

    IC DOES NOT EXIST! GET IT INTO YOUR HEAD! NOW!
    BTW- read caps as shouting.

  8. 228 Steriotypical Evironmentalist... Jun 25th, 2007 at 3:11 pm

    What does “IC” mean?

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