Problem, Spaghetti and pasta didn’t exist till the 500 - 900 AD. Google it knucklehead. Funny, yet it still does not address the problem of irreducible complexity. Too bad :( He missed the whole point.
-LeapofFaith
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Quite right underbed dweller.
Come over to my side…….. I’ve got the dressing you want……..
dressing?
Or lack of? Hell it don’t matter, just come on over!!!
Where are you? Are you in the clouds?
The clouds of his own mind?
I try to be a pious Pastafarian. Noodle knows I do. But sometimes I see statements like this and my faith is truly sauced. (Not one for dogma, I don’t say hail-spaghettis as I was raised to do; though I do still genuflect with the sign of the crossed knife and fork.)
My point is this: When I’m in public and I see somebody disrespect the FSM and I know that my bleiefs can help that person, is it better to just be humble as the Noodle taught? Or, should I spread the sauce and approach the person?
“Remember the Earth WAS FLAT until 1492. Then ONE MAN declared it was round.”
Huh? It was comon knowledge the world was round in 1492. Columbus would neevr have been sponsored otherwise. It’s been known by ass-clown scientists and horizon-watching sea captains for 2000 years, as, it’s really obvious. Sounds like you should question your public education (if that is, indeed, where you heard this belief).
Actually, it’s an oblate spheroid (slightly larger around the equator — not unlike many adult males).
It took me over a year to tell my family I had converted to CotFSM. Although it has been difficult for my parents (mum’s an Irish-Catholic, Dad’s a Muslim and my sister was born Jewish), imagine my surprise when I visited this weekend and my mum had cooked a whole pot of spaghetti! Granted, it was vegi with no meatballs, but she IS trying to understand! Pasta work in mysterious ways. FSM noodles those who noodle themselves. Can I get a RAmen?
And humans have only been around since the… Stone Age, I don’t know anyhow. But if god looks like us than he couldn’t have been around to make the Earth. Google it knuckle-f***.
RAmen(to both of us well-known celebrity)
A Well-known Celebrity,
.
RAmen.
@OEJ. Come on. Next thing you’ll be telling us is that the earth revolves around the sun!
Alchemist,
.
Well, that’s just silly. The sun and the earth revolve around a common “barycenter” or center of mass of the two bodies. Earth revolving around the sun… that’s a good one! ;-)
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OEJ
@A Well-known Celebrity
Sounds like you have a great family!
RAmen
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I thought the sun and the earth revolved around our great Noodley One?
RAmen
leapofaith - looks like you’re the one takin’ that leap based on nothing but faith.
I thought the FSM made the world look like it was older than it actually is! The world could of even been made in 500-900 AD!
Jack Sparrow,-drinking and smoking can do the same thing,maybe the FSM will take pity and invest in a good moisturizer.
Problem, Spaghetti and pasta didn’t exist till the 500 - 900 AD. Google it knucklehead.
Wow! Google found it therefore it must be true! Now that is what I call a leap of faith!
Pasta existed before then, but was not known to man. Flying Spaghetti monster came to earth in the form of pasta much later, that he might give pasta as his gift to man.