Problem, Spaghetti and pasta didn’t exist till the 500 - 900 AD. Google it knucklehead. Funny, yet it still does not address the problem of irreducible complexity. Too bad :( He missed the whole point.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
GiG. Where did he keep 40 days worth of food? More to the point, where did he keep the dinosaurs? Those pterosaus can be bloody tricky if they get hungry!
569 eh, Hmm, the maths is complex but I think that may not be anything like big enough.
I mean, out by a factor of tens of thousands. Maybe hundreds of thousands
Where is the layer of bones that would be expected to be left by animals/humans who didn’t get on the ark?
Where was the ark supposedly loaded up anyway?
I had these questions myself. I read the Bible and found the answers I was looking for. If you would only do the same. Find the love that is missing in your hearts.
My heart is brimming with love!
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Ohh, and why if all rocks were formed at the same time in a great flood is the stratigraphic column not homogeneous?
What happened to all the plants? I know seeds can remain dormant for years but I didn’t realise olive trees could grow so quickly. Forty seven days from seeing the mountain top to the dove bringing back an olive leaf! Do olive trees like a lot of water?
GiG. I’ve read the bible a few times (all of it). Where did you find the answers? I kept checking in the back of the book but all I got was some mushroom fueled gibberish!
Answer the questions GiG!
@Beastly Rich
“I mean, out by a factor of tens of thousands. Maybe hundreds of thousands”
The bible is fequently off by such a margin. Earth proclaimed to be 6010 years old. Actually 4.6 billion years old. -> a factor of over three quarters of a million wrong.
How did animals that grow a few millimetres a year produce a layers of rock half a mile think in the forty days they were below sea level?
The answers are simple ones. Much easier then you seem to think. That is the miracle of God.
how did the flood drown all the graptolites, ammonites trilobites ect?
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“The bible is fequently off by such a margin.” I shall think about this…
GiG. Woohooo. How did I know that one was coming up. Er, er, god did it!
Why is the sky blue - god did it! Why do I have eye’s - god did it! Why do millions die in suffering - erm, god did it? Why do so many people not believe in god? - god did it - hold on, you sure god is good?
He sounds like an asshat to me.
I just had a look at the Wiki
Seems to be a lot of contradiction and conversion about this ark GiG?
Which one is your chosen ark story?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noah’s_Ark#Narrative
Better still, just tell me your brand of bible and I’ll look up the comparisons for myself.
eye witness. Ah, but you’re forgetting god. They are all true at the same time. It’s only when a christian, muslim etc, whoever, observes the word of god that one of them becomes the ONLY true account. Jehovah’s uncertainty principal.
@Alchemist Jan 27th, 2007 at 4:34 pm
“Ah, but you’re forgetting god.”
Aye Alchemist…but which god? Can’t even toss a coin, for it only has two sides.
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I found this part of that Wiki particularly rather interesting:
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“…..literalist websites seem to agree that the Ark was approximately 450 feet (137 m) in length. This is considerably longer than the largest wooden vessels ever built in historical times: according to certain sources, the early 15th-century Chinese admiral Zheng He may have used junks 400 feet (122 m) long, but the schooner Wyoming, launched in 1909 and the largest documented wooden-hulled cargo ship ever built, measured only 329.5 feet (100 m) and needed iron cross-bracing to counter warping and a steam pump to handle a serious leak problem.[25] “The construction and use histories of these [late 19th-century wooden European] ships indicated that they were already pushing or had exceeded the practical limits for the size of wooden ships.”[26] Literalist scholars who accept these objections—not all do[27]—believe that Noah must have built the Ark using advanced post-19th century techniques such as space frame construction.[28]”
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Noah built the ark using “advanced post-19th century techniques such as space frame construction.” ??
Is this correct GiG?