smug left-wing assclowns

Smug left-wing assclowns forming another “we’re smarter than you” club? Where do I sign up?

-clusterone

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  1. 401 Alchemist Sep 5th, 2007 at 3:02 pm

    “Heck, if I start yelling angry things at fellow Pastafarians then what extra value would dishonest christians add to this place?”

    .

    We need an outing again! Lets invade a site - preferably one where I’m not banned.

    Who’s for a troll this weekend?

  2. 402 Rowdiest Wench Sep 5th, 2007 at 3:30 pm

    @ Alchemist - Are there sites where you aren’t banned? Meh! :)))

  3. 403 Alchemist Sep 5th, 2007 at 4:09 pm

    Rowdy
    .
    “Are there sites where you aren’t banned? Meh! :)))”
    .
    .
    Well, here xD - Church of Google (as you know - I’m in a bit of trouble there with an Admin :D), erm … oh yeah, Principia Discordia, but I was called a FuckNozzle!
    .
    Oh woe is me :((((
    .
    So misunderstood ….(insert various crying noises)

  4. 404 El Peatieablo Sep 5th, 2007 at 6:24 pm

    “left-wing”
    Hey wait a minute, I’m a conservative.
    Just goes to show, the FSM’s noodly appendages touch all kinds.

  5. 405 Piave Fan Sep 5th, 2007 at 7:33 pm

    i take pride in being called “smug” and “left-wing”, thank you very MUCH!

  6. 406 Commodore Angryy Sep 5th, 2007 at 11:10 pm

    @ DPG
    “I usually consider it their job to absorb angry atheist yelling :)”

    It’s not their job to absorb anger, nor yours to deal out. all anger belongs to me … Mwahahahahaha!

  7. 407 Jean Bart Sep 6th, 2007 at 2:02 am

    @all Dutch-speaking Pastafarian specimens:
    .
    Am I the only Dutch-speaking Pastafarian who can’t make up much of clusterone’s Dutch posts? Just wondering… maybe it’s because I’m getting used to more coherent posts (mainly from Pastafarians).
    .
    @Alchemist
    So, knowing a language, even as a native, doesn’t guarantee the understanding of a post in that particular language, especially when the poster makes a mess of it :)

  8. 408 Red Dutchpasta Wench Sep 6th, 2007 at 3:27 am

    Jean Bart, I agree about clusterone’s language.
    PS have you seen ships cat or thumper anywere? Can’t seem to find either of them…

  9. 409 Jean Bart Sep 6th, 2007 at 3:41 am

    @Red Dutchpasta Wench Sep 6th, 2007 at 3:27 am “PS have you seen ships cat or thumper anywere? Can’t seem to find either of them…”
    .
    I’m not holding them as hostages, if that’s what you mean :)
    .
    Never have had much to do with either… Maybe they started their own religion, a kind of “animals only” thing, “Wacky Wabbit Faddies” (aka WWF) or something like that…

  10. 410 Rowdiest Wench Sep 6th, 2007 at 6:16 am

    @ Alchemist - “So misunderstood…” Ahahahahahaha!!!! *deep breath* Ahahahahaha!! Sorry, lost it there for a bit… :)))

  11. 411 One-eyed Wonderkin Sep 6th, 2007 at 11:11 am

    Assclowns. I never heard that before, I like it.
    .
    clusterone - it takes one to know one.
    .
    By the way, Alchemist rules! Can I refer to you as FuckNozzle?

  12. 412 Trunk in Balance Mar 16th, 2008 at 2:20 pm

    Henderob,

    omdat ik mij simpel gezegd niet laat overrijden door een ’strontkar’
    die zijn naam niet (eens) bekend wil maken,
    ga ik het volgende doen..
    als jij (jullie) deze SMAAD site (afdeling CLUSTER ONE SUBJECT)
    niet binnen 7 dagen sluiten, ben ik genoodzaakt een aantal willekeurige zelfgemaakte foto’s
    te benchmarken met jou flying spaggeti logo + nog wat andere foto’s waarvan jij nog niet door dat *****
    ze heb.
    met andere woorden, ik smaad jou terug, verloeder jou logo en associeeer het totaal verkeerd…
    als dit niet overtuigend overkomt, dan zet ik het over 7 dagen in werking… (daad bij het woord voegen)
    Schaad het je niet (interesseerd het je niet) ga ik over tot Plan B.

    Met Vriendelijke Groeten ClusterOne.

    niet autogenerated quote: ” Ignorance get’s em all in the end “

  13. 413 MCdonaldsandindiansmokesignals@ipodcaching.net Mar 19th, 2008 at 10:15 am

    i know this guy he has a guitar and he makes this cool pictures of it with them on it..
    but YOU’LL NEVER SEE HIM PLAY! AWW XD
    i know this guy who is sooo unnessecary tall and fat and he face looks so ugly
    he should sign up for the flying spaggeti church anyway in each way
    what is this lately with the linux thing anyway?
    are those vibrations, HUUUUGE idiotic looking skidmarks with no talent, and IM-NOT-DUMB-HOWEVER-I-ALWAYS-EVEN-FAIL-THE-LOWEST-GRADES-IN-SCHOOL-EVEN-SAYING-NOTHING-STILL-MAKES-OTHER-THINK-IM_WEAK_PATHETHIC_STINKER so on so on so on…

    men… you could to give this people credit man!
    they were born to be treated like shit XD

    and user Wench Twenty hehe yes leaking mehehehe ^^
    sooo misunderstood there hihihi

  14. 414 dyingofoverweight@justlookatmeandrealisewhygirlsfuckingthrowoverme@gmail.com Mar 19th, 2008 at 11:15 am

    your face sir… looks like a down syndrom…
    your mouth sir… should be cloned and used for the new call-vibration Nokia phones…

  15. 415 sellmymusicsellmeback@soopensourcethatsomemessagesarenotpublicedlikeslayingancientbeasts Mar 20th, 2008 at 1:10 am

    We Love Paypal^$$.

    just as we all love to browse through user settings XD

    ” Once i had an ipod linux mod experience…
    Then i realised i was just another average geek “

  16. 416 ochjooj@germanscript.net Mar 21st, 2008 at 10:47 am

    your face sir… looks like a down syndrom…
    your mouth sir… should be cloned and used for the new call-vibration Nokia phones
    you sir… are you still listening THE AC musicaaa(codec?)

    AC’s ” this wife did it left winged me? “

  17. 417 Tice Mar 21st, 2008 at 11:39 am

    danalien is now known as princeofdarkness

  18. 418 kate Mar 23rd, 2008 at 5:45 am

    somethings wrong

  19. 419 Rap Mar 23rd, 2008 at 5:55 am

    Just getting my bearings. I’m not sure where rap came from

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